Hello friends. haven't seen you since easter...Uhh I'm hoping to get into some of Sasori's issues next..as most of you can tell, that boy aint right.
It's spring~ And rain~ the spring~ and the rain~ it's really gross on my paws so I can't go outsiiiide yeaaaah. Danna wants to buy more fake kitties on the computer when heeeee could be snuggling me on a cool rainy daaaay.
What a bum. Why have a fake when you have a me.
"Hey Deidara!"
Yeaaaaah~?
"Come see the little rain booties they have exclusively for kitties!"
No thanks. Oh wait ok that's fine. Yeah okay Danna sure you can pick me up from the window cil - well more like drag me and put me on the table so I can get a better look at the laptop...
Yeah, no thanks Danna. That would make you think I am good to go outside in the rain when that's a BIG NO NO. You said you were looking for a kitty figure to put on your shelf, that ain't no figure, yeah! In fact you now have my blessings to buy another fake kitty.
"They have blue ones, and yellow ones and black ones and...oh look! Limited edition lady bug ones!"
I eat ladybugs and then kiss you, buddy. Do you really like my buggy kisses that much Danna?
"Oh my gosh! Baby, look look!"
Baby? What now Da-wha?"
Eeek! There is a large and strangd item growing out of the centre of that poor cats head! The poor thing and why does Danna look so happy about it? No Danna, No!
"Just Imagine! My little baby Deidara as a cute lil unicat, how cuuuute!"
Unicat? That's sounds very sad and that cat doesn't look happy at all. Danna! Can't you tell cat expressions yet? You should at least know mine, so look at me! This means don't get it, yeah.
"Aaahh.. It straps around the ears..."
Uh, yargh. I don't want a horn strapped to the middle of my head thank you very much. Also, I just turned one like a month ago - maybe two months - I forget. Whatever, one year old is not a baby, yeah!
"Let's see what the next page has to buy..."
Un, ok I'm gonna go play with my stupid weasel toy I love to destroy that I GOT WHEN I TURNED aONE aYEAR aOLD, so while you do that -
However it's too late for me as Danna swoops me up into his lap and - I'm sorry - I can't be mad at him anymore. He's jusg so so soooo snugly ~ maybe if he would tickle under my chiiiin? Oh! His hand slides all over my body and then,
Aw yeah Danna, that's the spot. Get that good spot under my face, yeah.
"Oh good! Brat, what about this?"
...What happened to Baby? And I didn't say stop sheesh.
Danna points out to two little figures of kitties kissing, a little red one and a little yellow one. They're...sorta cute? Also really lame though cause they're not me. Just more junk to distract Danna from me, grr! Danna quickly makes the screen move all about - I'm kinda dizzy - and now we're looking at a man and woman in matching pink pajamas that..cover their feet..and arms.. And have little yellow cats and red hearts and white fishies on it...oh and a hood with cat ears!
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Humans sure like to wear dumb things. Such a shame they can't just have gorgeous hair all over their bodies like me, yeah! Ugh but, just whatever... that thing looks ridiculous and unfortunately Danna is impressed with it...
"Buy, buy, buy... I must own one..."
You don't need that stupid thing, Danna! Oh well, no matter what I will always love him. It's my duty to take care of him and take care I shall. Besides, he's so cute when he's happy and snugly, yeah. And I know for sure we're meant to be. Big massive lots of love here.
Un. But Danna always does this, he says he's going to only buy one thing and then ends up with a whole lotta bunch of stuff. Most of the time it doesn't bother me since it's like really cool things for me, but sometimes he can buy some really ridiculous stuff. Does he really need little fake cats on his shelf and goofy pink outfits to wear around the house, yeah? And too much ridiculous stuff means I have to walk around carefully or I will knock it all over. Ugh.
I crawl on top of his still typing hands and make myself comfy. I'd like to see him buy buy buy with me crushing his hands... NOT THAT I'M FAT. HAHAHA. I'M NOT FAT. NO. NO NO.
Hm...but hey, sitting here is good and warm on my belly. This is pretty nice! I should do this more often...
A quick laugh from Danna and I can feel his fingers move under me. Told you I wasn't fat.
Oh Danna though, don't buy it or anymore junk! We have enough and oh and oh oh hey hey he went back to the kissing kitty figures. Maybe cause he bought that other stuff he can't buy the dumb figurines, yeah? I sure hope so. I mean we could maybe go have a nap now instead? Or you could give me snacks? Or that weasel toy Uncle Kisame got me for my birthday?
"Buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buyyyy..."
SIGH.
Hm. Figures.