Hey all! I'm back, and I know ya missed me! ^_^ Okie…I'm not here to ramble, but this will be the final installment to this little piece of craziness I wrote up. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Okie now. Do you really think they belong to me? I didn't think so. But do ya wanna know what I'd do if Zelly belonged to me? *giggle* I didn't think so, either. That's between me and him! ^_-

Unexpected Discovery - Part Ten

Jessi hops from one foot to the other, impatiently peering into the bathroom stall with the others. "You guys! I really gotta go!"

Ayla sighs and rolls her eyes. "Wait till we get back home!"

Now, the reader may wonder why Jessi, Ayla, and Squall & Co. are gathered around a bathroom stall. Trust me, there is a reasonable explanation:

One of the Balamb Garden toilets contains the other end to the dark purple vortex thingy!

Dun Dun Duuuunnnnn!

Ayla raises an eyebrow and looks around. "Where did that come from?"

They all shrug and continue to look at the toilet.

"How come no one ever told me that we have one of these things?" Zell asks, looking closer at the dark purple vortex looking thingy in the toilet.

"We didn't want anyone switching dimensions to skip class," Cid says, matter-of-factly. "You ladies can go home now."

Lyaka hugs Seifer. "I don't want to go home!"

Quycksylver clings to Irvine. "Me neither!"

Ayla looks at Jessi expectantly, waiting for her to put up a big dramatic act about leaving Zell.

Instead, Jessi continues to squirm uncomfortably. "Then y'all can stay here," she says, solving everyone's problems.

Quycksylver and Lyaka are glad with this decision. They giggle and leave the restroom with their men.

"So, all we have to do is just step into the toilet, and we'll go back to our dimension?" Ayla asks, making sure she understands everything.

Cid, Matron/Edea, and the rest of Squall & Co. nod.

"And I can get back to my new silver 2003 Toyota Corolla?"

Jessi rolls her eyes. "Yes! Now let's go so I can get back to…" She pauses, not wanting to say the person's name for the fear that he might read this fic, and she would be utterly embarrassed. She quietly coughs out his name.

The all look at her for a moment and decide to mind their own business.

"Hey! Can I have an autograph?" Ayla asks.

Quistis smiles and pushes through the others out of the way, thinking Ayla wants her autograph. "Of course you can."

Ayla gives Quistis a disgusted look. "I meant from Edea."

Quistis shrugs. "Oh."

Matron/Edea smiles and quickly scribbles her name on a piece of toilet paper.

"Thank you!" Ayla hugs Edea, waves to everyone, and jumps into the toilet, disappearing into the dark purple vortex thingy.

Jessi sighs. "I guess it's my turn now." She looks at her new friends sadly. "It was nice meeting y'all."

"Whatever."

"Squally's my hunny-bunny snookums-pie!"

"Woof!"

"Booyaka!"

"Ya know?"

"AFFIRMATIVE."

"I want hotdogs."

"Well, I guess I'll be on my way." Jessi smiles and gives Zell a quick kiss on the cheek while slipping him a piece of paper. "Call me! Long distance relationships can work!" And with that, Jessi jumps into the toilet, also disappearing into the dark purple vortex thingy.

* * *

The dark purple vortex thingy opens up in the outhouse type thingy and spits Ayla out, followed by Jessi.

Ayla stands and wipes herself off. "That was disturbing."

"It was fun!"

Ayla shrugs and hurries to make sure her new silver 2003 Toyota Corolla is okay. And sure enough, it's still sparkling and shimmering in the bright afternoon sun.

Seeing that it was still daytime, Jessi briefly wonders how long they were gone. But before she can question it too long, the fat, greasy old man comes out of his trailer.

"What did you kids do back der in mah outhouse?!" he demands.

Jessi and Ayla exchange a look and quickly climb into Ayla's new silver 2003 Toyota Corolla.

They speed off into the sunset, leaving the dark purple vortex thingy that leads to Balamb Garden and the fat, greasy old man behind.

-the end-

(or is it?)

A/N: Well then…That's over. *sighs with relief* That was a fun story to write, but I am kinda ashamed of it, just because of the stupidness of it all. Good gracious. Well, if you stuck with it that long, I congratulate and thank you. ^_^ But I must warn you, you will be hearing more from me later. Just go check out my other stories! Pwease? Love ya!! ~jess~