I see you guys enjoyed the rhyming thing going on between Yugi and Jaden lol. I got it from the Yugioh Abridged Series and the duel with Jaden and Syrus vs the Paradox brothers. Here's the next chapter. I'll be making some spell and trap cards for the Paradox Brothers since there's not many in their deck shown. Review please!
The Paradox brothers glared toward their opponents with no monsters on the field. Para had three cards face-down, while Dox had two. Yugi had his Toy Emperor and Silent Magician Level 5 and Jaden had his Tempest on the field. They both had a few face-down cards not yet revealed. It was Dox's turn and he knew if he didn't make a move, him and his brother would lose the duel.
"It's my turn!" Dox announced as he drew his card. "I summon out Jirai Gumo in attack mode." Jirai Gumo appeared. Jaden started showing a face.
"I really hate bugs," Jaden admitted.
"And you love spiders, that I cannot understand," Yugi said in annoyance.
"Spiders eat bugs, that's why I love them."
"Still can't understand you. I only hate them because of Weevil Underwood."
"Now I will flip a coin. If I have heads, my Juirai Gumo, without me taking damage, can attack," Dox grinned as he flipped a coin.
"This will surely make you crack," Para smirked.
"Wait, won't that be suicide?" Jaden asked as Yugi nodded.
"They're up to something," Yugi thought.
"I have heads, so I take no damage after this attack. Now I reveal my spell card called Rock's Edge. This equipped to any earth monster will raise its attack by 300," Dox revealed as Jaden let out a gasp. "Now, attack Yugi's Toy Emperor!"
"Not so fast!" Yugi shouted as his spell card was revealed. "Toy Box will protect any monster with the name 'toy' to it. In other words, as long as my Toy Box is here, your monsters cannot attack my toys."
Toy Emperor instantly went inside a giant toy box with a little smiley face in front of it. The Paradox brothers glared in annoyance. Mai narrowed her eyebrows.
"I never did like that card. It's just as annoying as Pegasus' Toon World," Mai said.
"No joke. I didn't even think there was such a card," Blair admitted.
"That's because this one wasn't created by Pegasus. Kaiba also creates duel monster cards and has some of his own. The toy deck was originated by Kaiba, who wanted to create cards for small orphans. What he didn't expect was for Yugi to get his hands on it. In fact, it made him feel honored, not that he'd admit it."
"Wow."
"Then I shall end my turn," Dox glared.
"Then it's time I make them burn," Para declared before drawing his next card. "I will sacrifice my brother's Juirai Gumo to bring out my Sanga of the Thunder."
"Excellent brother. Now we shall bring them under," Dox grinned.
"But first I shall use Monster Reborn to bring my brother's monster Kazejin. My Sanga of Thunder now attacks Yugi's Silent Swordsman!"
"Let's see how sharp is your sword."
"Nice try!" Jaden smirked as a card revealed The Flute of Summoning Kuriboh appeared. Kuriboh appeared on Yugi's side and turned into a multiple of Kuribohs while Jaden's side revealed one Winged Kuriboh. Yugi's side also revealed the Spell Card Multiply. Blair bawled off laughing as the Paradox brothers growled in frustration.
"Thanks Jaden," Yugi thanked.
"Anytime bro!" Jaden winked.
"Now we can never attack!" Para panicked.
"Don't worry, we'll wait until we stack," Dox assured.
"Then I will fold two cards."
"That's far as we carry."
"Wait, does that rhyme?" Jaden asked.
"Technically yes. They don't sound sound rhymy, but they're spelt similarly. I can't remember what it's called," Yugi said. "By the way, I believe it's my turn. These rhymes are giving me a headache." Yugi drew his card and a smirk appeared in his lips. "I place Silent Swordsman in my graveyard to summon out Silent Swordsman Level 7. In addition, I also summon out my Toy Magician and place him in my Toy Box. With that, I'll place two cards face-down. That is all for my turn."
"Sweetness!" Jaden grinned. He knew what Yugi was planning thanks to the dark power they shared together. He drew his card. "First off, I'll be borrowing my partner's Toy Emperor and Kuriboh as sacrifice to summon out Neos!" Neos appeared on the field strong and bold. Jaden smirked and felt proud to have finally summon his ace monster. "Now before I do anything else. Yugi, mind if I reveal your face-down card?"
"Finish them off!" Yugi cheered.
"WHAT?" The Paradox brothers exclaimed together.
"We've already faced that Gate Guardian of yours and don't think we're planning on doing that again," Jaden smirked.
"But both our monsters..." Dox started.
"Cannot be attacked by your monsters."
"If you try..."
"It will go down to zero. So they can't die."
"Who said we were gonna attack your monsters?" Jaden smirked. "We knew you guys would try to summon out Gate Guardian. That's why we came up with this strategy to defeating you guys." Jaden revealed Yugi's face-down card, which was Toy Magician.
"What?" The brothers shouted.
"But that's a monster," Para said.
"Not a spell or trap card. Why is it in your Trap and Spell Card Zone?" Dox asked.
"Because Toy Magician has an effect to where you can use it and did I mention if it's flipped summoned while in the Trap/Spell Card Zone we can destroy the number of Spells or Traps on your side of the field depending on the number of Toy Magicians?" Jaden smirked. "Oh, and 'monster' and 'zone' don't rhyme. You might be losing your touch." The brothers gasped as Jaden destroyed one card on Para's field and another one on Dox's field. "Now that, THAT is taken care of. I will use Polymerization to combine Neos with Silent Magician Level 7 to form Neos Magician Level 10! What's great about this one is that I can combine Neos with any spellcaster that's a level 7 or higher. Sweet huh?" Neos Magician Level 10 appeared with 3200 attack points and 2900 defense points.
"You still can't attack our monsters," Dox declared.
"Yes, your attack will go to zero. So you can't attack or destroy ours," Para said.
"Again with the rhyming? You need a new hobby," Jaden said in boredom. "And Neos Magician Level 10 has a Special Ability to attack directly once."
"Which means it's game," Yugi chuckled as the Paradox brothers wore horrified looks before getting creamed and plundered by Neos Magician Level 10. Their life points were now zero.
"GOTCHA!" Jaden shouted with a small wink.
The Paradox brothers felt intense pain from being hit by Neos Magician Level 10. Yugi and Jaden showed victorious smirks before realizing the outcome situation. They all instantly disappeared from the realm they were stranded in, and then found themselves in a woodland area. For once second, Yugi and Jaden were with the Paradox brothers, and then a glowing light appeared surrounding them before ending up in the middle of nowhere again.
"Ok, now where are we?" Jaden asked.
"I don't know, but I think after we duel we end up in some other dimension. Like going from level one to level two. Which means we don't know what became of the Paradox brothers," Yugi replied before sighing and placing his free hand on his forehead. "Can this day get any worse?"
"AHH!" A voice shouted that sounded like a girl almost, except it wasn't. It was coming from behind some bushes and there appeared to be a cross-dressing male and a midget that appeared to be the long lost twin of Napoleon: Dr. Crowler and Bonaparte. They both ran and slipped onto the ground with branches and leaves covering their clothes and hair.
"Too late," Yugi muttered before burying his head in his knees. "Ugh!"
"Hey, is that..." Bonaparte wondered.
"Yugi Moto? WE'RE SAVED!" Dr. Crowler shouted in joy.
"Somebody kill me!" Yugi complained. "Have you both noticed we're in a Shadow Game? I bet you didn't read the card did ya?"
The men froze and gave glances. Yugi sighed and let his body fall on the grass. Jaden looked at his partner, then smiled at his former teachers.
"Hey guys!" Jaden greeted. The teachers had not noticed Jaden's presents until he said something, being distracted by the presents of Yugi Moto.
"Jaden Yuki?" Dr. Crowler gasped in horror. Not only did he just see Jaden Yuki in the flesh, but with Yugi Moto connected to the Double-Duel Disk. "You're Yugi's partner?"
"No, he's just glued to my disk. Gee, what do ya think?" Yugi asked sarcastically.
"Well sorry, but we just barely survived a jungle out there. For one second we were in the Kaiba Dome and next think you know, we're in this place. We've been looking high and low for help!" Bonaparte glared.
"What's with the attitude anyways?" Dr. Crowler asked demandingly.
"Insulting my partner, cheating off of his examination duel, trying to disqualify him by several attempts, and preventing him from graduating and you ask why I'm pissed at both of you?" Yugi glared. "You both make me sicker than the time I had the Chicken Pox! Kaiba looked at Jaden's dueling records, his skills topped every student you both EVER taught. Did you know that Jaden's skills were so enormous that Chancellor Shepard had to ask Kaiba for a pro duelist to be in charge of Jaden's Graduation Duel, me particularly?"
"Wait, you were in charge of Jaden's Graduation Duel?" Dr. Crowler asked in pure shock.
"Sure was," a voice from beside the gang replied. It was non other than Seto Kaiba with Chazz Princeton beside him. "And I agree with Yugi about the both of you. I'm surprised Chancellor Shepard didn't fire you. I know I would have. It makes me sick that you both treat Mr. Yuki like an amateur when you're the amateurs yourselves. You couldn't even beat Wheeler, let alone Jaden. You should've treated him with great respect, but instead insulted him and called him names like Slifer Slacker."
"But he was! He slept in every class time and skipped..." Bonaparte argued.
"I DON'T CARE!" Seto shouted. "Yugi slept through his classes too! Even Wheeler more than him! Class is boring, what did you expect? You think Mr. Yuki's grades were bad? you should see Yugi's. He almost failed High School, but at least he got tutoring. You never did that with Mr. Yuki. As teachers, you are to help the students, not put them down like a couple of snobs who own the place. You're worse than the Princetons, excluding my employee."
"He's got a point," Chazz smirked. "But you never told me Yugi was in charge of Jaden's graduation duel, not that I'm surprised. After finding out they're traveling buddies, I'll believe anything."
"You never asked and it was really was no big deal. Never thought about bringing it up."
"One thing," Jaden said, facing Yugi. "You never told me you slept through class."
"I did. I'd rather play games than listen to a boring lecture. It was more entertaining when I had the millennium puzzle, then I could talk to Yami instead of sleeping. In a sense, I was a Slifer Slacker myself. I enjoyed school, because my friends were there: Joey, Triston, Tea, Kaiba, Bakura, and Duke. The teachers started helping me more after gaining the title King of Games. I guess because I was famous, they wanted to be known for helping a famous celebrity," Yugi explained.
"You do know I'm never gonna let this down right?" Jaden smirked.
"Yes, but I have better insults and other ways of torturing you to death," Yugi smirked.
