Ari walked into the clubhouse where she was hosting her 10th episode of Whose Line. There was no one there but the room was all set up. Completely, down to the very last cord. Ari frowned. What was up? She circled the room, examining everything. All perfectly set.

"Strange..." Ari muttered.

The guys showed up.

"Hey, Ari." Yusuke grinned.

"You did a nice job setting up." Kuwabara pointed out. "It's all perfect."

"I didn't do this!" Ari blurted.

"Well, who could it be, if not you?" Kurama asked.

Ari shrugged. "It wasn't me."

"Maybe...we should have a stakeout." Hiei suggested, cautiously.

"Oh, yes!" Ari blurted. "Because I need to know who is doing this. And why."

Yusuke sighed. "Do we all have to help?"

"Yes!" Ari blurted. "Please?"

"Nice work, Hiei." Yusuke glared at Hiei.

"Great. I have something to do tonight." Kuwabara said.

"As do I. My mother would not be happy about me staying with a girl overnight." Kurama sighed. "I do suppose I could say I am staying with Yusuke, Kuwabara or Hiei. As much as I do not want to do this."

"..." Ari looked around. "Are you going to or not, Kurama?"

"I suppose I will..."

"THANK YOU!" Ari squealed. "As for Kuwabara, I'd rather not be stuck next to him all night, anyway."

"You know what? I think I will now." Kuwabara glared.

"Can we get to the show?" Ari asked. "We'll start the stakeout at 9. Come on."

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"Hello and welcome to YYH Whose Line #10!" Ari squealed. "I am your beautiful host Ariana Miyuki, and the cast today is the usual."

"Oh, boring!" Yusuke blurted. "What happened to the thing you did for the last 9 episodes?"

"Alright, alright, fine." Ari glared. "The cast today is,"

"The living proof that misanthropy is alive and well...Kazuma Kuwabara!" Kuwabara blinked.

"...?"

"It's not a disease, but just like it...Yusuke Urameshi!" Yusuke frowned. Ari chuckled.

"It's a talking guard muffin...Shuichi Minamino!" Kurama chuckled.

"The average person spends 20,160 minutes kissing in their lifetime but I've doubled that with...Hiei Jaganshi!" Ari giggled.

Hiei sighed and rolled his eyes, trying not to grin. The fangirls went crazy over the whole group in general. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama laughed a bit at Ari's intro for Hiei.

"Ok, how the game works is I give them a game and they make it up off the top of their heads and I assign points." Ari grinned. "But the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter just like sending Yusuke's mom to Alcholics Anonymous."

"Oooh, ouch, Ari." Yusuke glared.

"THAT is cold." Kuwabara glared. Ari shrugged.

"A reviewer told me to say that."

Kurama coughed. "Would we have a first game?"

"Ah, yes! Right." Ari shook her head. "It's uh...Dating game. For everyone. How the game works is you all take a hat and act out a dating ad using the personality of the hats."

Ari passed out the hats.

"Hey, Ari, what's misanthropy?" Kuwabara asked.

"And what's the story behind the muffin?" Yusuke asked.

Hiei and Kurama started to laugh.

"Oh, I'll never forget that one." Kurama laughed. "Poor Banana, he never stood a chance..."

Hiei cracked up too. "He fell victim to those mice."

Ari started to cry. "IT'S NOT FUNNY, GUYS! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE!"

Hiei couldn't help it. He laughed. "Ari, Banana's in a better place. So maybe it was a good thing."

"I...I guess." Ari sniffled. "I did get Pixie."

Hiei groaned. "Right, Pixie..."

Kurama cracked up. "She loved you so much, Hiei. She'd sit there and flirt with you for hours."

"She doesn't love him anymore. She's in love with Boy now." Ari sniffled. "They made some cute little chocolate chip blueberry muffins together."

"Well, now I'm even more confused." Yusuke shook his head.

"I'll go first." Kuwabara walked forward and sat sexily on the stool. He was wearing a mexican sombraro. (sp?)

"Hello...date me and we'll have burritos for supper...and allll night long." He grinned. Ari yelped as if she were shot and buried her head. "Give me a call...I'll be waiting."

BUZZZZ. "ENOUGH!" Ari yelled. "Next! I'm gonna have nightmares!"

Hiei walked onstage wearing a stovepipe hat. "I cannot tell a lie... I'm in it for the sex."

Ari choked, then cracked up. "Horrible!"

Yusuke walked onstage wearing a stovepipe hat with a flag across it. "I want you...to sleep with me."

Ari gasped, then laughed loudly. "This is horrible. Terrible. Nightmares."

"Maybe we should play a different game," Kurama suggested.

"Alright. Yes. Good." Ari buzzed them. "Let's play Scenes from a hat and then I have an idea I jacked from Blue Collar."

"From what?"

"Nothing. Scenes from a hat, ppl!" Ari called. They gathered in the center.

"Things you don't want to hear a surgeon say right before you pass under." Ari read.

"Watch, I'm gonna try this one with a blindfold!" Yusuke grinned.

"Remember, it has to appear to be an accident." Kurama smiled.

"What is that supposed to be? Some kind of organ?" Hiei frowned.

"I'm not feeling very well, I hope I don't get sick right here in the operating tomb...uh, room." Kuwabara grinned.

"Tomb's right, if Kuwabara's doing the operating." Ari muttered. Hiei choked.

"Now, um..." Ari pulled another slip. "Songs you don't want to hear before preposing."

"Garbage Girl." Yusuke offered.

"Ok, I'm tired of this already." Ari threw the slip away. "What a dumb idea."

They watched her pull another slip. "...and he said, 'I love you so...' and kissed her passionately..." Ari frowned in confusion. "What? Oh! I know what..."

Everyone was staring at her. "Uh...that's mine, and wasn't supposed to be in there." Ari laughed nervously, shoving it in her pocket. "Uh, oops...Well, anyway..." She pulled another slip. Everyone stared at her. "What not to do when your family catches you... Urgh! Who wrote these!" Ari threw it down and crossed her arms. Hiei picked it up and read it with raised eyebrows. He stuffed it into his pocket and stood back in the center. Ari smirked at him and then put the hat up. "Let's play something else."

Everyone nodded.

"Let's try another Hoedown." Ari grinned. "In 10 episodes, we've done it once? No, we're going to do it twice."

"What will be our subject?" Kurama asked.

Ari tilted her head in thought. "Could we do a freestyle?"

"Sounds good!" Yusuke grinned.

"About anything?" Kuwabara grinned.

"Anything." Ari nodded. "Whatever floats your boat, blows your whistle, whatever."

Kurama smiled. Ari cleared her throat. "Can we get both of you to do one?"

Kurama chuckled. "Sure."

"Yes!" Ari cheered.

Kuwabara walked forward. "I'm going first!"

"Go ahead, baka." Hiei shrugged.

The music started to play and Kuwabara started his freestyle hoedown.

"Iii-ii love Yukina, I love her very much.

She is so wonderful, she is all I wanna touch, (Poor Yukina...)

I dream about her night and day,

But, hey, that's ok, she already loves me anyway!" Kuwabara grinned. Hiei growled at him.

"Baka kuso..."

"Hiei, no japanese cusswords, please." Ari said, then giggled. "Nice use of the word kuso, though." (If you wanna know what kuso means, send me a PM)

Hiei rolled his eyes. "Well, if it's a girlfriend's hoedown..." He stepped forward. Yusuke laughed. "What about Youko?"

"He'll just have to do a girl's hoedown..." Kurama said, with a strange sort of smile. Yusuke started laughing.

"Sounds about right." Ari nodded. Hiei smirked, then started his hoedown, after the music...

"Ari is my girlfriend, she is very sweet,

I know that from the first to the last time we'll meet,

Just as definite as Karasu being gay,

I know I'll love her every day." Hiei grinned. Kurama started clapping.

"Very nice." Kurama clapped. Ari clapped and cheered also.

"My turn." Yusuke stepped forward. He started his hoedown as well.

"A supermodel's my dream girl, but that's not what I got.

Instead I got Kayko, and she's not quite so hot.

But she fits the bill and she also loves me,

I know in the end, there'll be her, me, my dream girl and that makes three!" Yusuke grinned. Ari got wide eyed, then started laughing.

"Yusuke! You can't say that, Kayko'll kill you!" Kuwabara whined. Yusuke coughed.

"I know, but it's gotta be funny, and the real girl of my dreams, Kayko, knows I was kidding. I hope." Yusuke laughed, nervously.

Kuwabara shook his head.

"My turn." Kurama spoke up. Ari tried to stop laughing and listen.

"I have hundreds of girls coming at me by the crowd,

And if I didn't have Ashley, then I know I'd really be wowed,

They're all vaguely pretty, some are kinda cute,

But in comparison to Ashley, they might as well be deaf and mute." Kurama grinned, and took a bow.

(A/N: This is fun!)

When he lifted from his bow, there was Youko standing there. He grinned, and started his girls hoedown.

"I love girls more than anything, but only if they're hot,

unfortunitely, most of them that I've seen here are not,

I have seen a few however, that I'd like to take home,

And then I've seen a few that look like a garden gnome,

Girls are the extent of my life, I think of them day and night,

Whether they're in the darkness of my room, or in the daylight,

So if you're really hot, I'd love to get you alone,

Here is fine, or if you're shy, we can go to Shuichi's home!" He took a bow, and the girls cheered wildly. The guys booed him and Ari just couldn't stop laughing.

"Ok, ok, Youko, that's enough..." Ari cracked up. "Please, I can't breathe."

Youko grinned. "That's what I'm here for." The entire stage was laughing so hard, they couldn't move. Youko took another bow. "Thank you, thank you! Girls exit the left, boys, I don't really care."

Ari broke into a fresh set of laughter. The boys started booing Youko, and the girls cheered even louder.

Ari waved her arm, frantically. "That's it, it's over. We'll have the stakeout, but that's it for episode #10!"

All the girls jumped up and ran to the left, which caused Ari to collapse on the ground in laughter. Youko grinned and started walking over there, but Ashley grabbed him.

"Oh, no you're not!" She frowned, dragging him the other direction.

"Aw, Ashley." He whined. "But..."

"No."

Ari grinned. "That really is it. End transmission. Or whatever. Cut!"

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A/N: I haven't had this much fun with this fanfic in quite some time. I decided it needed a hoedown, so I gave it and I had LOADS of fun and moments where I had to stop to roll around and laugh. Love ya all, Ariana Miyuki