"Everybody Talks" by Neon Trees. All property belongs to its respectful owners. This is merely for fun.
This is from Halt's point of view. It's just about how he's always listening to villagers in inns and stuff, and sometimes, he hears things that he shouldn't. Such as treason towards King Duncan. Then he has to kill them and gets headaches from their incessant talking. Anyone see a moat nearby?
Hey, buddy, won't you look my way
I can be your new companion
Hey, buddy, what you gotta say?
You're so giving me some treason!
I'm an awesome Ranger and this happens all the time.
I found out that everybody talks
Everybody talks, everybody talks
It started with a whisper
And that was when I killed her
And then she made my hands hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your back shack.
I have always gotta back track
When everybody talks back
Hey, buddy, you could be in jail
You could be my new prisoner
Too much talk could be a sentence
All this trash talk make me itchin'
Is there a moat?
Everybody talks, everybody talks
Everybody talks too much
It started with a spasm
And that was when I killed him
And then he made my ears hurt
I could hear the chit chat
Take me to your head quart'rs
I have always gotta back track
When everybody talks smack
Never thought I'd live
Ever long enough
Because I'm in danger every day
Hey, buddy, show me your coffee
All you're giving me is bull shit
Hey, buddy, what you got to say
It started with a vague whim
And that was when I killed him
And then he made my head hurt
His fault for stealin' coffee
Take me to your coffee beans
I have always got a Plan B
When nobody's got coffee
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks
Everybody talks...smack
It started with a whisper
And that was when I killed her
Everybody talks
Everybody talks…smack
Okay, the one making fun of Halt will be the next one uploaded, I promise. It's just, I already had this one published so I figured I'd publish it while I was writing the other one. Besides, any chapter is better than no chapter, right?
No...?
Okay...*hangs head in shame*
Nah, I'm just kidding guys. : D But don't worry, I actually am writing it.