Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, it would sure become very nonsense.
Chapter 10: Campfire
Toshiro returned to his room after 3 hours of "missing", which didn't make his babysitters worry at all. They knew that he couldn't do anything in his current state, with his reiatsu sealed and his Zanpakuto nowhere to be found. Not only that, they knew he couldn't get out of Hueco Mundo either. The boy, after all, didn't know how to open a Garganta.
But, when Toshiro returned with a big grin on his face, his babysitters were curious.
"Where have you been?" Harribel asked, "And why do you look so happy?"
"I have everything," was Toshiro's reply.
"Huh?" the four Espada looked confused.
The white haired boy motioned for his babysitters to follow him. They left Las Noches and went to the Kami-know-where area of Hueco Mundo.
Then they saw it. A huge fire was burning with five logs laying around. Next to one of the logs were two huge bags.
"We are going to have campfire tonight!" Toshiro announced.
Silence.
"Why do you want to have campfire?" Grimmjow asked.
"Well, I have fire, sausages and marshmallows," Toshiro said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Perfect for campfire."
"Where did you get the fire?" Szayel wondered, "Because the last time I checked, your element is ice. And even if your element were fire, you couldn't use it because your reiatsu is sealed."
Toshiro just smirked, "I… asked Nnoitra to help a little."
"Nnoitra?!" Ulquiorra spoke, "I thought he is in the medical bay?! Something hit him hard on the head and his head was bleeding heavily when his fraccion dragged him back."
"That was after he… helped me," Toshiro replied, still grinning like a maniac.
The COB sweat dropped.
"What did you do to him?" Grimmjow asked.
But there was no answer.
"Come on," Toshiro said, "Let's start our first campfire together."
The happy campfire went like this:
"Uh, Hitsugaya…"
"Hai?"
"What is this that you are grilling?"
"Sausage."
"… where did you get sausages?"
"Just killed some Hollows and I had sausages."
(Grimmjow spat the sausage he was eating out.)
"Arg! We are eating Hollows?!"
"No. They are sausages."
"You made them from Hollows!"
"I didn't make them. Someone else made them for me."
"They are not that bad."
"You ate it?! You are truly a freak, Szayel."
"Hey!"
"Why don't you eat, Ulquiorra?"
"I will never eat Hollows. They are trash."
"You used to be a Hollow, Ulquiorra."
"That's different."
"I don't see any different."
"Because you're trash."
"What did you just say?!"
"You heard me, trash."
"That's it! You are so dead!"
(Grimmjow and Ulquiorra started fighting.)
"Just ignore them, Toshiro-chan. But were they really made from Hollows?"
"Hai."
"You really should try it. They are great!"
"Eh…"
"See, Hitsugaya is eating it!"
"Because he was the one who made them."
"I thought you were fighting with Ulquiorra?!"
"Bah. He's boring."
"The trash can't beat me."
"What was that?!"
"You heard me."
"Arg! They are fighting again!"
"Ignore them. Here, have some marshmallows."
"… it's glowing, Toshiro-chan."
"Tsk. Don't worry. Me and Szayel still eat them, see?!"
"…ok. But where did you get them?"
"I made them!"
"… we are eating your experiment?"
"That explain why they are glowing."
"Oh?! Done with the fighting?!"
"Hm."
"Do you want some, Grimmjow?"
"Nah! I don't eat Hollows. Or that freak's experiment."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Look, Ulquiorra is eating the marshmallows!"
"Hm."
"Why did you even make marshmallows in the first place?"
"Because Hitsugaya asked me to."
"Why did you ask him to do that?"
"Because I needed marshmallows. Why don't you eat, Grimmjow?"
"I don't want to die because of stomachache."
"They' re safe, I promise."
"… I don't trust you."
- The next day -
"Urg, my stomach is killing me," Szayel groaned.
"Just shut up, trash. You are not the only one," Ulquiorra still had his emotionless tone, but his face scrunched back a little because of pain.
"Are you done with the toilet yet, Toshiro-chan?" Harribel knocked at the bathroom door rapidly.
"Go away! I'm not done yet!" Toshiro yelled from inside.
"But I need to use that!"
"You have your own bathroom! Use it!"
Grimmjow just sat on the floor, smirking slightly.
"Lucky I didn't eat anything," he mused.
Lesson of this chapter: Sausages made from Hollows are not safe to eat. So are marshmallows that were made by some mad scientists.
Hope you have a good laughing time with this chapter. The next one will show you what happened with Nnoitra. Oh, and don't forget to give me your ideas!
See you all next week then.