A/N: And I'm back! Nothing much to say but let's get it on with the new chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy, My Little Pony, and by extension, Total Drama, Saki, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, RWBY and Dan VS.
It was late that day in CHS as students are going home one by one. However, we see one girl at the back of the school leaning her back against a tree.
The girl has a curly, reddish-brown hair, has round blue eyes and a yellowish skin tone. The girl is currently wearing a brown cardigan over a black & white top, black short skirt and white boots. This is Lovely Desire, she is part of the Drama group.
Now let's start the story in her point of view.
Everyone always come to me for some love advice. But I... have never dated a man before.
I let out a sigh as I shifted myself against the tree behind me, "Why do they come to me for some love advice? They should go and ask someone with actual experience." I whined, "I'm still..." I try to say something else but I was interrupted by a voice.
"What this?" a cheerful voice said.
The voice has taken me by surprise. I look up to see a strange man sitting on top of the tree branch, he has a messy golden blonde hair, has blue eyes and a light peach skin tone, he also wears a long loose white long-sleeve shirt, blue pants and red & white rubber shoes. What's odd about him that his sparkling with life.
The strange man looks at me with a smile as I took a few steps back in shock, "Huh? Who are you? Did you hear me just now?" I asked frantically.
The strange man raised his right hand up, "Sorry. I don't have the habit of talking to girls while looking down on them.'' he replied as he drops off from the tree branch with ease. Who is this person? He looks suspicious. What was he doing on that tree?, "You can come out now, little kitten." he called out as a cute little kitty pops out from his shirt.
"Huh?!" I said in surprise as my heart skips a beat. The kitten then got out from his shirt and runs away, "Did you just save a cat that was stuck from that tree?" I asked as I watch the kitten go.
The strange man shook his head, "Nah. I just want to climb one." he replied placing both hands on his before turning to me, "By the way, are you in any kind of trouble?'' he asked with a smile.
"What?! So, you really did hear me just now?!" I exclaimed in shock.
"No." he replied, "You're just making the same troubled expression... as that cat from before." he explained with a wink.
I felt my heart skip once again as I felt my cheeks turning red, "... meow...'' I quipped. Wh-what's up with him? To say that I look like a cat when I just met him... Will he hear me out? ... As if I could do that to someone I just met! But he seems to be experience with things like this...
The strange man spoke, "Are you thinking that I'm sort of Love Expert?'' he asked with a smile.
"Huh?!" I squawked. How did he?...
The strange man then gave me a thumbs up, "Bingo!" he chimed.
I turned around, "Love Expert?" I repeated, "Do you think that's cool or something?" I asked indecorously.
The strange man let's out a laugh, "Of course not, as if I would.'' he admitted as he looks up the sky with a smile, "I am a man... who made more girls cry than laugh...'' he said before letting out another laugh, "Oopsie! I might get punished by the God of Love, if I call myself a Love Expert." he stated with a smile, "Silly me." he added.
Once again my heart skip and my cheeks turns even more redder as I pressed my hands on my face... this guy... he's TOO cool! ... ahh! What is this feeling? Could I be...
"Come on, tell me.'' he egged, "If it is okay for me to hear it out.'' he stated.
"Are you... my prince?'' I asked without hesitation.
He gave me a smile, "Oui." he replied.
"Then could you be my...'' I tried to ask but he interrupted me.
The strange man wags his finger, "Now that just won't do, my dear, because I'm a prince of all." he replied, "If you fall for me... you'll regret it." he said with a smile.
Without a thinking twice, I jumps towards him and caught him in a hug, "I don't care!" I cried. Then I realized something... I was hugging nothing but thin air.
"That was an afterimage." the strange man mused as I saw him standing behind me in a pose, "Give it up... no one can restrain me.'' he claimed.
He's fast... but if that's how's he's gonna play things then I got one last trick up my sleeves... I climbed up a tree branch, "Meow! Then please save me like the cat from before! Meow! Hurry! Please save me, meow!" I cried.
The strange man let's out a chuckle, "That won't do, my dear...'' he mused.
Suddenly, Lovely slips off the branch much to both of their shock. The strange man responded quickly sliding down under to catch her and he succeeded... only to get accidentally elbowed by her on the chest which caused him to spit out blood from his mouth.
I let out a gasp of shock, "B-blood!" I cried in concern.
The strange man waves it off as he shakily stood off the ground, "I'm fine... I just spat out the spaghetti I ate earlier...'' he claimed.
"I'm sorry... I was acting so stupid...'' I apologized.
"Stupid?'' he repeated, "What ever could you mean?" he asked, "Saving a troubled cat... is the duty of the prince." he claimed with a smile... with blood dripping on his mouth.
"I'm in love!" I exclaimed.
The strange man then wipes his mouth and turns around, "Well... I shall have my leave now, my kitten." he claimed, "Don't do anything dangerous now.'' he advised.
"Please..." I called out, "... please give me your name before you go...'' I pleaded. I had to know his name.
The strange man turns around with a thumbs-up, "Shining Star." he replied with a smile.
I reach a hand towards him, "SHINING STAR!" I called out dramatically as he walks away with a smile.
Title: Love Expert (Lovely/Shining)
Later that day in Canterlot Town, we see a group of teens consisting of Eddy Skipper McGee, Duncan Nelson, Matthew Patel, Rainbow Dash and Blue Note walking in the streets. Brawley Beats can be seen walking ahead of them while Novel Diva is seen standing at the other side of the street waiting for a go signal for her to cross the street.
Rainbow Dash was eating a frankfurter on a stick when it accidentally slips out from her fingers, "Ah!" she let's out a gasp.
Duncan responded by moving quickly in attempts to catch the falling frankfurter, only for the point of the stick to stab his palm, "AAAHH!" he screamed in pain.
Duncan cried in pain while in slow motion as the frankfurter was flipped in the air.
Eddy, also in slow motion, quickly responded by moving in from Rainbow's back in an attempt to catch the frankfurter, only for his palm to get stab by the stick as well, "YAAAAA!" he screamed in pain.
Both Eddy and Duncan crashes down on the concrete, in slow motion nonetheless, the frankfurter was inches away from hitting the ground.
Matthew slids the concrete like a baseball player, "UHM!" he grunted as he slaps the frankfurter towards away from the ground.
Novel was then seen crossing the streets when the frankfurter hits her square on the face, "AAAAAKKKK!" she exclaimed in shock as the frankfurter bounces off her face and was sent flying away from her.
The frankfurter then flew towards Brawley going inside the back of his shirt which startles him, "Ew! What?! A bug?!" he exclaimed in panic and disgust. He quickly grabs the stick before throwing it away like a dagger, "AAAHHH!" screaming as he do so.
The frankfurter flew towards Blue with the point of the stick stabbing her in the midsection, "Gah!" he let's out a gasped of pain.
And as a result, Blue didn't caught the frankfurter as it fell on the ground making everyone gasped in response.
As Blue hunches down, rubbing her soared midsection while crying at the same time. Rainbow stares at the frankfurter on the ground, "Aww...'' she let's out a groan before picking it up, "Meh... whatever.'' she said before eating it again.
"We went through all that for nothing." Eddy thought as everyone stares at Rainbow in bewilderment.
Title: Frankfurter Misery
And that's it for this chapter. I hope you all enjoy the Tsurezure Children and Daily Lives of High School Boys Parodies.