A/N: Okay, so I decided not to make you guys wait so long this time. Kudos to me. Anyway, just for the record, just because Naruto um "pulled out" that doesn't mean Ino can't still get pregnant. I mean how effective is that anyway lol. So she may or may not be eventually, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Here's the next chapter.

Ino stood in the doorway of the guest room. She shuddered, while her mind immediately went to what happened here last night. She couldn't believe the nerve of her parents. For them to do that in her house, it was so uncalled for. It was completely and totally unnecessary.

"Damn, what a shame." Ino whispered.

"What's a shame Ino-chan?" Naruto wondered.

"Its a shame that we have to disinfect these sheets, and then set fire to this room."

Naruto laughed. He ran his fingers through his wife's platinum blond locks. He wasn't the least bit surprised by her words. Truthfully, he would have probably done the same thing.

"You don't have to do that Ino-chan."

Ino raised an eyebrow to him. Was he being serious right now? Did he not hear the horrible acts that went on last night. No one should ever have to sleep here again. This room needed to be cleaned from top to bottom. Then they needed to set the place on fire, from there they could build a new, better room. A room that her parents hadn't defiled with their unholy actions.

"What!, Are you serious? You heard what happened here last night."

"Yeah, about that..."

(Earlier that morning)Naruto entered the room to see his mother in law cooking breakfast. It was a good thing too, he was starving out of his mind. He could totally go for whatever she was making.

"Oh, hey Mrs. Yamanaka."

"Good morning Naruto-kun." She smiled cheerfully.

Naruto wasn't surprised to find her this cheerful. After the events of the previous night, she had to be one happy as hell woman. Then again, it was her absolute favorite topic. Sex seemed to be the woman's top priority. If she wasn't thinking about it, she was talking about it, or possibly doing it.

"Is Ino-chan up?" She soon asked.

"No. She's still sleeping."

The older blond laughed. "Too tired from last night, I suppose."

"Uh...huh?" Naruto wondered and sat down at the kitchen table.

"I heard you two going at it like animals last night."

"Oh." A blush rose to Naruto's face. "Well..."

"Don't apologize Naruto-kun. It's perfectly natural, she is your wife."

Naruto didn't say anything for a moment. Was this woman serious? If memory served him, he and Ino weren't the only one's busy last night.

"Um, Mrs. Yamanaka. No offense but, you were kind of busy last night too."

She laughed. Boy, did he have a big surprise coming his way.

"Oh, that. Well Inoichi-kun and I weren't really doing anything. I just did that to tick Ino-chan off a little."

Naruto stared up at her with wide eyes. His mouth wide open, as he could form no words. Ino's mother laughed once more.

"Now eat up, before your breakfast gets cold."

Naruto finished telling his wife the story. Ino stood there for a moment. It was silent. She then looked up, with flames in her eyes.

"Mother!" She screamed. "I knew it. I knew that she would pull some shit like this. I'm going to go have a talk with her right now."

Ino stormed out of the house with Naruto following after her. He probably shouldn't have told her about that conversation. Because, now she was mad as hell. Ino was out for blood at this moment. Someone was going to pay.

"Shit, I shouldn't have said anything. Ino-chan wait up."

"No way!, Naruto you are going to have to visit me in jail. Because there will be a murder."

Naruto paused as those words hit his ears. She wasn't really serious was she? He wasn't too keen on the idea of visiting his wife in jail. For one thing, would there be conjugal visits. I mean, they would still be able to have sex right? Despite her being in jail.

"Ino-chan please calm down. You aren't going to really kill your mother are you?"

"Hell yeah." She nodded. "I was seriously going to burn those sheets. Do you have any idea the horrible thoughts I had in my head. I might have been traumatized for life, or something."

"Yeah I know. I had those same thoughts." He agreed.

"Well, then what the hell are we waiting for, lets go."

Naruto sighed, and followed after his very pissed off wife. All hell was clearly about to break loose. When they got to her parents house. They were immediately greeted by the smiling face of her mother. Naruto wondered why she was smiling right now. Was it possible that she had just had sex for real this time? Oh well, at least she could die a happy woman.

"Oh, hello Ino-chan, Naruto-kun. What brings you by?

That was a good idea, Mrs. Yamanaka, continue to play innocent. Go ahead and pretend that you had no idea what was going on. That should possibly buy you some time.

"Don't you dare, hey Ino-chan me. I know all about your trick you played last night. Mom, what the hell? Are you that insane?"

Mrs. Yamanaka only sighed. She then had Ino and Naruto sit down in the kitchen. She might as well apologize to the two of them. She wasn't really surprised that Naruto had told Ino the truth. They were married. It was his right to tell her what was going on.

"I'm sorry about that Ino-chan. I was just having a bit of fun."

Ino stared at her in disbelief. "Fun." She repeated. "Drinking is fun, partying with your friends is fun. What you did last night, that was far from fun."

"You're right dear." She told her. "I am sorry."

"I almost can't believe you. But, then again it is you."

Mrs. Yamanaka sipped her tea. Ino stared wide eyed at her, waiting for some type of reaction. She knew that her mother wouldn't let her have the last words in.

"Well, despite my actions you two had fun, didn't you? Now, when can I expect my grandchild?"

Naruto kept quiet, while Ino fell out of her seat. She hit the floor hard.

"Ino-chan, are you okay?" He asked.

"No I'm not okay. Mom, you've really got to lay off the grandchild thing. Besides, how do you know if Naruto and I even had sex. We could have been faking, just like you did."

That was certainly a valid point. Naruto and Ino could have faked every single thing that went on. How did she know if it really happened or not. She had no real proof, other than the shouts and moans. Which could have easily been a sham.

"No." Ino's mother decided. "You can't fake what I heard last night. And I should know." The older blond said proudly. "Unless, Naruto-kun isn't very good at his job. If so, I can recommend..."

"No." Naruto immediately cut her off. "That wont be necessary."

"Oh." She nodded. "Okay then, as long as you are sure."

The last thing he wanted was to have his mother in law, dictating what he should be doing in bed. Naruto didn't want to brag, but he was completely confident in his abilities. He knew he had to be good, just by the sounds of Ino's screams, and when he had always brought her to orgasm.

"What are you thinking Naruto-kun?" Mrs. Yamanaka asked.

"I'm thinking that I'm the best fuck Ino-chan has ever had."

Ino noticed the somewhat dazed look in his eyes. His mind had either gone blank, or he was thinking thoughts of a sexual nature. Somehow she got the feeling that it was the second one.

"Um..." Naruto started.

"Are you thinking about some dirty, kinky, sort of thing? I wonder, what was going through your mind last night, when you heard those terrible words coming out of my mouth."

Mrs. Yamanaka had her intense gaze focused on her son in law. Naruto wasn't sure what she was trying to do. But if she was trying to scare him, it was working.

"Mom, what in all hell is your problem?"

"Sorry dear. I was just trying to get into Naruto's head. I wanted to see if he had the right Yamanaka woman. You know I am older, I have much more..." She paused. "Experience." She smiled.

Naruto's eyes turned white, and his mouth looked like it would hit the floor. This was the craziest thing that Ino's mother had ever said to him. Sure, she had flirted with him in the past. But he was positive that she had only been kidding. Right now it seemed like she was just asking to sleep with him.

"M...Mrs...Yamanaka..." He managed to ask.

"Mother!" Ino screamed. "I don't know what's your point in playing these ridiculous games, but Naruto and I will have no part of this. Come on baby lets go. Oh, and I am so not speaking to you again." Ino told her.

"Good. This is good. Now that you're all fired up. Go home, and make crazy, passionate love to your husband. And get busy on my grandchild."

Ino groaned in frustration. Without saying another word, she pulled Naruto up from his seat, and the couple left her parents house. Ino couldn't believe the nerve of her mother. She went through all of that, just to get her so fired up, that she and Naruto would go home and fuck like animals.

"She is the worst. I can't believe her."

"Ino-chan?"

"Yeah, what is it?"

"I'm scared." He admitted. "You're mother scares me."

She hugged him, wrapping her arms around him in a tight embrace.

"I know." She whispered. "She scares me too, and she's my mother. Come on let's go. Don't worry, we won't have to talk to her for awhile. I'm definitely not speaking to her after what she did to you."

Naruto was pretty sure that he was scarred for life, after that little ordeal. The walk home was silent. The couple did not speak to one another. Naruto was still pretty much speechless. Ino felt that she could utter no words. What could she possibly say to make him feel better. "Oh, I'm sorry baby, but you know how my mother likes to kid around." No that simply would not do. There wasn't anything that she could say to him, knowing this made her feel bad.

"I'm really sorry about this, Naruto." She thought to herself.

Her mother did always like to play the occasional joke. Only this time Ino felt that she had taken it way too far. She wasn't sure how Naruto was going to recover after this. Once at home the couple sat in completely different rooms. Naruto was in the living room, and Ino was in the bedroom. It was as if neither one of them could face each other right now. Ino decided that maybe he simply needed some time alone for awhile.

"Damn mother." She thought. "Why the hell does she find it necessary to play these silly little games."

The platinum blond ended up going to sleep with her arms around her pillow. It was the only source of comfort that she had at this moment, seeing as how her husband wasn't by her side. Naruto stood in the doorway, watching while she slept. He sat down besides her. He pushed the hair out of her eyes. The whisker faced male bent down, placing a kiss on her forehead.

"I love you Ino-chan, even if you're mother is a creep."

With that being said Naruto left the house to be alone. He needed this time to think. He soon found himself at Ichiraku's. So naturally he grabbed a bowl of ramen. The young man slurped his noodles in a somewhat hesitant manner, even Teuchi knew that something had to be bothering him. He knew for a fact that Naruto would be on his third or fourth bowl by now.

"Naruto, are you okay?"

"Yeah, Teuchi-san." He nodded.

"Then how come I don't believe you."

"It's just some family problems." He admitted truthfully.

"Oh I see. Well, Ino-chan is okay isn't she?"

"Yeah she's fine, it's her mother. Here Teuchi-san." He handed him the money for his bill. From there Naruto walked around the village. He really didn't have any goal in particular. Realizing this he sat down at the bench.

"Hey, Naruto what's up. Why do you look so far away right now?" He looked up to see his pink haired friend.

"Hi, Sakura-chan. I'm fine."

"No you're not." She noticed. "We're friends. I know you. So are you going to tell me what's going on?"

She sat down besides her friend. She waited for Naruto to start talking.

"You won't believe what Ino's mother did this time."

Naruto then went into details about the earlier events of today. Sakura did her best to not laugh the whole time he was talking.

"And that's what happened."

From there Sakura could not contain her laughter. She busted out laughing. Naruto raised an eyebrow to her in suspicion.

"Sakura-chan why are you laughing?"

"Come on Naruto she was only playing with you. Granted, it was probably uncalled for, but I can just imagine the look on your face. You must have been scared shitless."

"Hell yeah." Naruto nodded.

Sakura put her hand to the blond's shoulder.

"It's okay Naruto. Ino's mother is...well you know how she is. I guess you guys should cool down, and then go to talk with her."

"Oh no." He shook his head. "I'm not going anywhere near that crazy woman. What if she tries to rape me or something?" He started to panic.

Sakura laughed again. Naruto looked funny with that scared expression on his face.

"Naruto, calm down."

"I can't, how would you feel if you had a crazy mother in law who wanted to sleep with you."

"Naruto!"

"I..."

"Naruto..." She pulled his face towards hers. They were now staring into each other's eyes.

"Naruto I..."

The blue eyed male blinked in confusion. Sakura then pressed her lips to his. Naruto's eyes widened in shock at this sudden kiss. Before he could stop it, he found himself giving in and returning her kiss. She placed her arms around his waist deepening their kiss. It then hit Naruto, he was a married man.

"No, stop Sakura-chan." He pulled away from her.

"Oh, Naruto I'm sorry. I didn't... fuck." She cursed.

"It's okay Sakura-chan, it was a spur of the moment thing."

"Yeah I..."

Naruto rose from the bench. He turned to give his friend a smile.

"It's no big deal. I know that it didn't mean anything."

"Well, what if it did?" She thought.

"Listen I'm going to go home. Ino-chan is probably worried. See ya around."

"Right, bye."

Naruto didn't look back. He kept walking, clearly in a hurry to get home. He should have never kissed the pink haired woman back. She was his friend, more importantly she was his wife's best friend.

"That shouldn't have happened. That will never happen again."

When he got home he was greeted by the sounds of Ino in the kitchen.

"Hey, sweetie your home. I'll make you a plate."

"No Ino-chan I'm not hungry. I had a bowl of ramen."

"Oh." She nodded. "Well, I'll just leave it in the oven for you."

Ino finished up what she was doing and exited the kitchen. Naruto was busy with his back turned to her. Ino wasn't completely sure, yet it felt like there was something not right.

"Naruto? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." He lied.

The spiky headed blond sat down on the couch. He kicked his shoes off and removed his jacket. Ino stood staring at him for a moment. She felt that it was time to start telling him about her plan. She was able to do a lot of thinking when he was gone.

"Naruto, I've been thinking?"

"Huh? What about?"

"We've dealt with a lot over the years. And I really don't want what happened earlier to affect us, permanently. Its why I think that we should take some counseling."

Naruto looked up and met Ino's gaze. He stood up, walking over to her. He almost couldn't believe her words. Why the hell did they need the counseling. Her mother was the one that was fucked up.

"Ino-chan I..."

"It'll be good for us I promise." She then hugged him. Ino paused when she caught the scent of perfume. Naruto immediately pulled away from her.

"Okay, fine."

"Good. I'm sorry about my mother too, I..."

"That's okay Ino-chan." He cut her off. "I'm going to go take a nap or something."

Ino watched as Naruto went to their bedroom. She flinched as she heard the door close. Only, that was the farthest thing from her mind right now. She had a bigger question on her mind.

"Why did I smell perfume just now?"