Disclaimer: Matrix trilogy and The Llama Song equals not mine.

THE COOKIE SONG

Here's a cookie, there's a cookie
And another dozen cookies
Yummy cookie, tasty cookie
Cookie cookie duck

Cookie cookie oven cookie
Liquid Sasquatch melon cookie
Cookie cookie yoga cookie
Cookie cookie duck

Cookies taste delicious
The virtual ones do, too
Baking cookie's what the Or'cle
Always loves to do
She handed one to Neo
To make him right as rain
And make him fit to face the evil
Agents once again

Did you ever see a cookie
Dipped in coffee, soggy cookie
Let's try new ingredients, likee
Garbage cookie... yuck.

Chocolate cookie, Oreo cookie
Lemon cookie, shortbread cookie
Now I bet you wanna cookie
Cookie cookie duck.

The cookies were the reason
The human race was saved
It's all about the cookies that
The One soon learned to crave
He knew that if ol' Smithy won
He'd not taste one again
So that's why Neo gave his all
While fighting in the rain.

But he never got his cookie
'Cos ol' Smithy ain't a rookie
(Though Chewbacca is a Wookiee)
Cookie cookie duck.

So Smith got Neo in the end
But then he died as well
As for his clones around the planet,
One by one they fell
Well, actually they didn't fall
They sort of just exploded
(They could have cut the story short
And done that in Reloaded.)

end.

Yay.

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