Bridget: Yo! I'm back! :3 How've you lovelies been~?
Rin and Len: We've missed you all~!
Bridget: Anyway, you all have been waiting long enough, so let's get down to business! owo
Rin: I read dis one. This letter is from Kirakiller! *reads it*
Hey
Rin I dare you to hang upside down in a closet. And Len you have to spin Rin around while she's upside down.
Bye!
Rin: Okeh, here we go~! *hangs herself upside down in a closet* Len, c'mere!
Len: Okay, be patient, geez! *heads over to her and begins spinning her around*
Rin: Woahhhhhh… *getting quite dizzy, eventually falls down* Oh dang *laughs*
Len: You okay dere? XD
Rin: I can't currently walk, but hey, I'm just fiiiine~ XD
Bridget: You guys are such idiots XDD
Rin: WUT WUZ DAT O^O
Bridget: YEA I SAID IT. WUT CHU GON DO O^O
Rin and Bridget: *glares at each other for a moment before bursting out laughing*
Bridget: Okay, okay, next dare XDD
Len: I'll read it~! This letter is from ClonePrincessSakura! *reads letter*
Len...Rin...do u two plan on marriage? If so; Kids? And how many? And wat would their names be?
Also do u guys sleep together ;) in the dirty way
Rin: We're not exactly sure whether we're going to get married or not, but if we did, I would hope to have 2 kids, and name them… If both boys, James and Ryan. One boy, one girl, the names would be William and Anne. And if both girls, it would be Anne and Elizabeth :3
Len: Don't decide this all by yourself!
Rin: *totally ignores him* Anyway, no, we don't sleep together in the dirty way. Sorry, I bet you were expecting to hear otherwise~
Bridget: Most likely~ XD Anyway, next letter~! I shall read this one *clears throat* This letter is from Scubaaaaa~! *reads the letter*
Rin, I dare you to fight Miku with a big giant orange!
And Len read some really graphic yaoi and try not to puke. If you do puke, you must get run over by the roadroller 10 times!
Rin: Yaaay, fighting :D *grabs a big giant orange* LETS DO DIS THING! *approaches Miku* YO, IMMA BEAT YO ASS WITH DIS ORANGE HERE, OKEH
Miku: Why should we fight? I only fight when I'm mad, and I'm not-
Rin: *crushes all of Miku's leeks with her giant orange* How about now? o3o
Miku: *seethes and grabs a giant leek* PREPARE TO TASTE THE THUNDAAA
Rin: NOW DATS MORE LIKE EET.
*about half an hour later*
Rin: *has just a few bones broken* Haa, see? Told ya, I beat yo ASS!
Miku: *many of her bones are broken, and she manages to slur out* Ah wh'teva…
Bridget: *was watching the whole time* That was like the climax of an intense action movie! OwO *throws crumpled up, broken Miku away* Okeh, next dare. Lenny~
Len: Oh geez… *grabs a graphic yaoi doujinshi and begins reading, beginning to turn slightly green in the face as he attempts not to throw up*
Rin: *begins reading it with a seductive voice, imitating all the noises in the book just to make it harder on Len*
Len: *glares at Rin, and continues reading, the doujinshi itself along with Rin's noises and voice making it too hard for him, and he ends up throwing up* Ah, dammit…
Rin: YES, MUAHAHAHA! *gets in the rouda rolla and runs over Len TEN FREAKING TIMES OWO*
Len: *on the floor* Ughhhhhhh x.x
Bridget: Too much for ya, huh? *helps him up*
Len: Yeeep…
Bridget: O-K, next letter~!
Rin: I will read dis one as well. This letter is from StudentFromGallifrey! *reads it*
Um Len, I said UTAUloids lol, Rin and Miku are Vocaloids XD Teto is an UTAU, and so are Mako, Momo, and Defoko.
Anyways, Rin: Three words: Everday I'm Shuffiling! Dance it!
Len: you can only save one person, and both Miku, the authoress, and Rin are all hanging off a cliff. Who do you save? Just so there is no bias, all three will be trapped in sound proof obsidian domes until you answer.
Ps: I don't mind you forgetting my question, at least it was answered!
Bridget: Yeah, about that. At the time, I didn't know what utauloids were, so that's my mistake. My apologies XD
Len: Anyway, my real answer is Teto! That bread-loving girl is fun to hang with! :3
Rin: Okay~! I LOVE that song! OwO *dances to Everyday I'm Shuffling* Woo~! *suddenly finds herself hanging off a cliff in a sound-proof obsidian dome, and begins banging on it, screaming but it is unable to be heard*
Bridget: *finds herself in the same situation, along with Miku*
Len: Oh man, um, um… *looks at all three of them* Oh what to do, what to do… I'll save… um… URGH! I DON'T KNOW! Let's see… Eenie meanie minie mo, catch a tiger by the toe. If it hollers "let me go", my mom said to- *does eenie meanie minie mo between the three of them* -nd you are IT! *lands on Bridget* …Okeh. *saves Bridget, as Rin and Miku fall off the cliff and DIE* Can you bring Rin back with your magical author powers? Owo
Bridget: Of course, sweetie~
Rin: *suddenly appears back where they are*
Len: Rinny~ *huggles her*
Bridget: That's all for this chapter, as I believe there's already enough typed. Until next time, my pretties~! Tata~! *waves*
Rin and Len: Bye~!