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(Ski Bunni)
(No P.O.V-The girls room) "Who's ready for the spa?!" Ino yelled right beside Montana. "Ino! If you do NOT stop screaming like a banshee about your stupid spa I will personally make sure you need hospital treatment for the next year!" Montana said radiating killer intent. Everyone took a big step away from her and went to get their things for the spa. "Who wants to ditch the spa and do some skiing, you know what we actually came here for…" Montana said when her rage had died down. "I will!" Exclaimed Tenten. Montana inwardly groaned. "Might as well…I prefer it to a spa any day…" Tamari stated. "Anyone else?" "NO!" Came the simultaneous reply. "Okay." The three girls got their skiing gear and headed out.
(No P.O.V-The boys room) "Man, I need to take a piss! Hurry up Teme!" Came Naruto's eardrum shattering shout. "Oi, dobe, I am showering!" Came you-know-who's reply. "Well you know what Teme, I'm coming in!" "What?" Before Sasuke could deny Naruto entrance, Naruto barged in. Luckily Sasuke was already in the shower. Unluckily he looked out to yell at Naruto and saw Naruto's…ahem…manhood. "Oi, what the Fuck," Sasuke screamed kind of girly and covering his eyes. Naruto was unaffected and didn't really care because he had NOTHING to be ashamed of. Naruto smirked and said, "I told you I needed to piss. If you ask me I think you wanted to see me naked." "Dobe, don't make me vomit." Naruto just happened to leave the door open and Kiba walked by whistling a tune. He stopped dead in his tracks. "Oi, Naruto. Oh what the hell?" "Sorry Kiba, I had to take a piss and Sasuke-chan wouldn't let me in cause he didn't want to scar his pride." Naruto sniggered. "What did you call me and how would that scar my pride? One more thing, how long of a piss can you take?" "Naruto blushed at the last comment. "Well, I called you chan because you are too scared to even look at me now, and I AM much bigger than you after all. As for my piss problem, well, I had a lot of water." "Oi, what do you mean your much bigger than him…" Kiba trailed off as he realized what he just said. "Oi, Naruto so you've seen his…you know…" Kiba asked. "Y-yes…I accidentally walked in on him when he was pissing as I am now…guess we're even ne?" Naruto asked. Sasuke was just clutching the curtain to him with a sheer look of horror on his face. "I really wish we weren't even…" Sasuke said. "So…you want to see his thing again, ne Sasuke-chan?" Kiba asked sniggering. Naruto FINALLY zipped up his fly and was washing his hands. "Kiba I think you should run…" Naruto stated. "Why?" Before Kiba could elaborate Sasuke was out of the shower and punched his face with enough force for Kiba to fly out of the bathroom. "Oi, Sasuke WTH?" "Are you implying that I'm gay?" (A/N-Nothing wrong with that…some of my friends are…shh…I didn't tell you that…) "No, man it was just a joke, chill!" Kiba was massaging his jaw and trying not to look at Sasuke because he was wearing just his birthday suit…if you know what I mean… "Hn," Sasuke walked back and turned off his shower with a twist of the wrist. "Okay whoever wants the shower can have it." He said. Of course Naruto and Kiba started taking off their clothes and yelling 'I do' as Sasuke was the first one in the shower. Naruto succeeded in getting it first much to Kiba's disappointment. "What're we doing today?" Naruto yelled. "We're going snowboarding what else?" Kiba answered. "'Kay!"
When all the boys were finished their showers, except Shino, for some odd reason, they all left to go snowboarding. Their snowboards and jackets were their appropriate colors. Orange and red, Naruto. Black and blue, Sasuke. Brown and red, Kiba. (A/N-Eh…not going to do all them…for the rest get creative!) Little did the girls at the spa know that the boys were going snowboarding or they would too.
(P.O.V.-Julie, Hailey, Ino, Sakura, Hinata) "I think we should have went snowboarding…the guys probably did." Sakura stated. "Whatever…we'll be prettier than the other girls for tonight, ne?" Ino said. "What's tonight?" Hailey asked while getting a facial. "The party." Hinata said. (A/N-Let's just say she got over her stutter around friends…) "Oh…" All the girls seemed to perk up at that idea. "We need to buy dresses!" Julie shouted causing a few heads to turn. They all agreed. They also thought it was good that Montana wasn't present because she would disapprove.
(P.O.V-Montana, Temari, Tenten) "OH! I'M SO PUMPED!" Montana yelled. They were waiting in the chalet for Tsunade to arrive so therefore, she caused heads to turn."Shut up baka," Temari then hit Montana on the head. "OW! What was that for?!" "You sound like Naruto…just a warning." Tenten agreed with Temari, it was actually creepy how much Montana and Naruto had alike. If she liked Ramen Tenten was out of there. They all noticed the boys coming in and silently cheered. They knew the boys would want to go snowboarding. The boys had yet to notice them. "ALRIGHT! Everyone listen up! Have fun but remember, we are watching you. I will also send teachers to the spa to look out for those students. Don't forget that the party is tonight! Jirayah watch over the students in the spa, and no peeking." This caused many people to laugh because they knew their sex-ed teacher very well. "I know…I know." Jirayah dropped his head, but secretly had a plan. "HAVE FUN!" And with that, Tsunade, everyone's favorite principaldeparted. "YOSH! THERE ARE OUR YOUTHFUL FRIENDS, OVER THERE!" The girls cringed at that voice…Rock Lee. "HEY GIRLS!" Naruto yelled while all the boys walked to them. "HEY GUYS!" Montana yelled back. "What're you girls doing?" Kiba asked. "Snowboarding…and you?" Temari asked with a smirk. "Same." Sasuke replied. "Umm…Montana how come you don't have a snowboard?" AskedKankuru. Montana sweat dropped. "Umm…because I ski, not snowboard…" "Oh…" "Isn't it really hard?" Naruto asked with his eyes shining. "No…I can do both, but I prefer skiing." Montana said. "Could you teach me, if you're any good?" Naruto asked. "I don't think I'm teacher material…" Montana said slowly. "She's probably not good…" Kiba said with a smirk causing Temari to hit him on the head. "No, I don't think I'm really that good…" Montana said while inside secretly doing an evil laugh. "Whatever let's go…" Sasuke said. "Where are the others?" Gaara asked, surprising everyone. "The spa." Tenten said with disgust in her voice. Neji sniggered because he knows how much Tenten hates girly things. "Let's go already." Sasori said rather tersely. Everyone exited and stood out in the cold air. The chalet was right near the hills so all you really had to do walk to the hill you wanted. "So Montana want to go on Big Baby?" Kiba sniggered. Big Baby was actually a good-sized hill, but Montana wanted to shock them. "How about, hmm…Death Mountain?" Montana asked casually. Everyone turned to look at her like she was crazy, even Temari. "You'll kill yourself!" Naruto shouted, concerned. "Should I test my abilities on Black Diamond? To prove I can go on it?" "We can't even go on Black Diamond let alone Death Mountain!" Tenten shouted. "Relax…I've been coming here since I was six, I know how to ski. Or would you rather me snowboard?" Montana asked. "Let's make a bet," Kiba said grinning. "You and me, a race on Black Diamond. Loser buys the other dinner for the party tonight." "You're on, kibbles." Montana said making Kiba's eyebrow twitch. "Are you sure that's a good idea?" Naruto asked. "It's fine Naru, don't worry about me." Now Naruto blushed bright red, and the others laughed.
(P.O.V.-Unknown) "Hey, when do we get her?" Figure#1 asked, "When I tell you, be ready." Figure #2 answered. "Let's see he skills, then we use them against her…" figure #3 said. "Yeah, good idea! NO ONE GETS OUT NARUTO-KUN!"
(P.O.V.-Montana and Kiba) Everyone except Lee was at the bottom of the hill waiting for them to reach the bottom. Montana adjusted her Orange goggles that on her opinion were smexy. "You can back out if you want, you know." Kiba said with a smirk. "Whatever, kibbles." Kiba growled but stayed quiet. "ALRIGHT! I WILL FOLLOW YOU TWO DOWN THE HILL AMD TELL YOU WHEN TO GO! NO PUSHING! NO ROUGHOUSING! QUESTIONS?" They both shook their heads no. "GO!" Both took off. Montana was crouched down and she went straight down the hill to speed up. Montana smirked; she knew this hill like the back of her hand. Kiba was lazily swishing back and forth easily keeping pace. Little did he know, of the upcoming jump. When they finally reached them Kiba had a sick look on his face, like he was going to vomit. Montana just laughed aloud. She got ready to jump, while Kiba skidded to the side to prevent him from jumping. He managed to land on his butt and thankfully not many people came on this hill, so no one bumped into him. He watched Montana with amazement. She bunched up and put all her weight forward. She jumped off the ledge and reversed her weight, so she did 360-degree turn, backwards in the air. Everyone at the bottom of the hill was so shocked; their jaws were hitting the floor. Montana landed smoothly and turned to the side to stop right in-front of everyone. They all couldn't speak. "Looks like Kibbles lost, I think he might have lost his balls as well." Montana said with a laugh. Naruto was absolutely amazed. Every time he thought he knew all there was to know about her, she did something totally different. Kiba finally reached the bottom as he used to lift to come down. "That was…wow." Naruto said, barely able to contain his desire. I think I'm in love. He thought. "Thanks. Well let's go to Big Baby so you guys can ski too." They all enjoyed the hills and ended up getting pretty good exercise. Montana asked if anyone wanted to accompany her to Death Mountain. Naruto exclaimed that he would, tomorrow. Montana agreed, as she was pretty tired. "How about we get a massage?" Temari asked. "It's free, for people who ski or snowboard," Neji said. "Sure, I'm pretty sore." Naruto agreed. They all went to the spa and guess who they found?
(A/N-MUHAHAHAHAHHA Cliff Hanger. Anyway…sorry for being late in my updating but I got sick…again sweat drop Anyway…next chappy will be really long and will come out way sooner so yeah! Read, Rave and Review!)