By abercrombie1218w PLEASE REVIEW!
Author's note: Thanks so much to v13p, Minicha, toshirolovr94, and many others who reviewed!
Bleach Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!
Message the Bleach Shinigami
Chapter 9: Kira, emo?
Dear Kira,
Are you emo or something? You're never happy, and to be honest it sort of
irritates me. Try smiling some time or something. Also, do you have a crush on
Momo? If you do, I say go for it; I don't like the pairing of Hitsugaya with
Momo, so anything else would be fine (I like Hitsugaya with Karin).
Waiting for the day you smile (if it ever comes),
Otakulove67
Dear Otakulove67
I'm definitely NOT emo! I'm just, I guess in deep thought about why my captain would leave. I don't have a crush on Momo; she is only my friend. Besides, even if I did, Captain Hitsugaya looks like he has an interest on her since he's like always with her. Whenever I talk to her, he is always watching, as if I might attack her.
You can keep waiting,
Izuru Kira
To Ichigo,
Must have been hard for you, people asked you questions that you don't
understand, huh? By the way, happy Halloween!
~Minicha
P.S Do you know that there's actually a substitute Shinigami before you became
one?
Dear Minicha,
Thanks, I have been helping my sisters and my dad decorate my house for Halloween. And yes, I know there was a substitute before me; Ukitake informed me of it.
Thanks and Happy Halloween back,
Ichigo Kurosaki
To Hitsugaya-san,
*blinks* I hope you're still not mad. I bought some watermelons!
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
Watermelons? Where? Wait, I'm gonna go get Momo first. I promised that the next time there was watermelon, we would eat it together.
Finding her now,
Toshiro Hitsugaya
To Byakuya,
Many fans said that you are the only one who can kill and 'kick ass' with
pink, how do you feel about that?
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
It doesn't matter as long as I win.
Sincerely,
Byakuya Kuchiki
To Urahara,
You have a closet of hats, huh? *smiles evilly* I WILL come and burn that
certain closet, taking YOUR hat that you're currently wearing WITH ME!
Is doing the evil laugh.
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
I better move it then. Here Yoruichi! Take some!
Moving,
Kisuke Urahara
PS. I am selling my hats; which I actually make myself!
To Unohana,
Do you ever consider having another hairstyle?
Just wondering...
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
I would like to, but there isn't any time for me to do that. There are so many patients that come in everyday I can't really doing anything about it.
Helping Captain Kenpachi right now to heal his wounds from his fight with Madarame,
Retsu Unohana
To Rukia,
I recently bought a Chappy plushie dressed as a witch :3
Do you know what a 'Halloween' is? You should ask Ichigo, you will love this
holiday!
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
Can you buy me one too? I asked Ichigo what it was and he sighed then groaned.
Wondering why,
Rukia Kuchiki
To Mayuri,
Take off that silly mask,
~Minicha
Dear Minicha,
I will do whatever I please.
Put your nose elsewhere,
Mayuri Kurotsuchi
To Kyoraku,
Mind if I hug you more?
~Minicha
Dear Minicha
Why sure! Hug!
Give me more hugs,
Shunsui Kyoraku
PS. Do you like sake?
Ukitake,
I like your zanpakuto! They are awesome and so are you.
~Namenda
P.S I'm Minicha's brother, as you see... I'm a male, please don't mistake my
name as a female's...
Dear Namenda,
Thanks! And I never really knew Minicha had a sibling!
Do you have any more siblings,
Jushiro Ukitake
Dear Nanao,
Hello! How do you get by everyday with such a troubling captain?
Liking the glasses,
Rukia141
Dear Rukia141
Adjusts glasses. Thank you! Though Captain Kyoraku tells me to get something called contacts, I like the glasses better. How I deal with him? Well, by taking his sake and dragging him to the office! Captain Hitsugaya told me how he deals with Rangiku.
Thanking him for his ideas,
Nanao
Dear Rangiku,
How do you get out of work all the time? I try it, but nothing works!
Patiently waiting for your answer,
Sammy Jo
Dear Sammy Jo
That's why gigai's come in handy! Sometimes, I just leave my gigai to taicho and run off before he notices it really isn't me!
Go get a gigai from Urahara shop,
Rangiku Matsumoto
Dear Byakuya,
Kenpachi wants to tell you something; go find him...and leave Senbonzakura
behind, you won't need it.
The pessimist,
Jennifer
Dear Jennifer,
I know the way you and Kenpachi are. Clutches sword and heads off in another direction.
Not listening,
Byakuya Kuchiki
Dear Byakuya,
Ignore my sister.
With love,
Rukia141
Dear Rukia141,
I already did.
Thanks but no thanks,
Byakuya Kuchiki
To Kurotsuchi: *puts Shaw-fujikawa trans-light engine in lab* go study lab
monkey! also I am not a lab rat dammit! i was dissecting shit when you where
still a human. (you make me feel old... blah.)
Love (seriously i do, you really are kinda awesome) Maaka.
Dear Maaka,
Oh, well, would you like to dissect something? Nemu is being rather lazy today.
Wondering if you would like to,
Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Oh ya! Watch me toshiro! Momos a bitch! And your stiff if i poke you you're all
tight! And too bad im your 3rd seat!
Toshirolovr94
Dear toshirolovr94,
It seems to me that you won. Taicho is getting comforted by Unohana right now by too much pressure! Poor me! I have to do the paperwork for the rest of the month!
Going to start paperwork now,
Rangiku Matsumoto
PS. You shouldn't have gone that far. Momo chan is really nice if you get to know her.
PSS. You got Hyorinmaru mad.
Dear rangiku, i missed you! It's been a long
time since i last saw you!
Toshirolovr94
Dear toshirolovr94,
Yes, it has been. I have been working so hard on paperwork!
I hope taicho gets better,
Rangiku Matsumoto
PS. We got automated messaging installed to our system yesterday.
dear toshiro, I WILL MOST SERTAINLY NOT GO BLIND
YOU LITTLE *BEEEEEPPP* I WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE GO AHEAD KILL ME RIGHT HERE YOU
DONT STAND A CHANCE YOU R RIGHT YOU DONT KNOW ME! AND I WISH I DIDNT KNOW YOU!
YOU'RE HORRIBLE! YOU HATE EVERYTHING ACCEPT MOMO! SHE IS A BITCH!*kicks your
nuts*
Dear toshirolovr94,
This is an automated messaging service. Right now, Toshiro Hitsugaya is not here. If you would like to talk to him, please contact Retsu Unohana for more information.
From Automated Messaging Service
Dear ichigo: suuureee ichigo do you love Rukia?
Toshirolovr94
Dear toshirolovr94,
Why would you ask that? Does it look really obvious?
Wondering if it is,
Ichigo Kurosaki
PS. We got automated messaging service today.
Dear toshiro: too bad ima
call you toshiro! And Rangiku showed me baby videos of you in the bath tub and
i copyd it and put it up on facebook! : D oh and your weak compared to me*pokes
your nose and ruffles your hair*awwww your mad cause your face is all red!
Toshirolovr94
Dear toshirolovr94,
This is an automated messaging service. Right now, Toshiro Hitsugaya is not here. If you would like to talk to him, please contact Retsu Unohana for more information.
From Automated Messaging Service
Dear momo: can i stab you? Cause i really don't like you. You annoy me!
Toshirolovr94
Dear toshirolovr94,
This is an automated messaging service. Right now, Momo Hinamori is not here. If you would like to talk to her, please contact Retsu Unohana for more information.
From Automated Messaging Service
Hitsugaya-taichou, I'm sorry for my fangirlism-induced idiocy and
I will try to control myself more *Gives fruit basket* and that is to
counteract all the candy Jushiro dumps on you, now for question number one,
why'd you get so mad when it was a compliment? It really was a compliment,
honest. I always feel exhausted and sick when it gets too hot (Which is all
the time) so of course I'd seek you out as...well, an AC. And question two is:
Can you please not kill me and tell Hyorinmaru I'm sorry for ticking the both
of you off? P.S Rangiku has more sake...And...I think she stole somebody's pet
ferret to stick in your desk, full of important papers...
Griffon of the Nights
Dear Griffon of the Nights,
It's alright. It's just that I'm not the person looking for relationships but a better lieutenant. Thanks, I got the ferret. Hyorinmaru told me that we'll offer one day or two to be an AC if you persuade Matsumoto to do the paperwork while I'm out for the month.
Thanks I guess,
Toshiro Hitsugaya
For Kisuke, I betcha
you get more questions than Yoruichi, and this counts. Your question is: Why
aren't you taken already? I can't see how that's even possible, you are cute
and foxy, plus smart as a whip. Why?
Griffon of the Nights
Dear Griffon of the Nights,
Too bad, Yoruichi won. We were betting to see who would get the first message and well, Yoruichi won and she gets to have a free shopping spree at my shop! Wow, she just took an entire box of candy!
I need to restock sometime,
Kisuke Urahara
PS. I heard that some people are giving the Captain of Squad 10 some hard times that he had to go to Unohana! Ichigo told me when he visited the 10ths office, it was an ice domain!
PSS. I'm sexy and I know it.
For Kenpachi, yeah, you deaf in that ear
for sure. Not possible for bells to overwhelm that set of lungs. Your question
is: Would you like to go fan girl hunting with me? It'll be bloody and awesome,
promise.
Griffon of the Nights
Dear Griffon of the Nights,
Alright! Yachiru is asking if she can go though. Also, would you like to fight afterwards? I want to see your strength!
Getting ready,
Kenpachi Zaraki
To Ichigo Kurosaki, it wasn't perverted, it was a way to decrease the
immense population of fangirls like...Rukia141 for instance. So since you're
now off of my "Cool People I look up to" List I get to be a biznatch and ask
this: When are you, (I'm sorry for this Grimm-kitty and Batman, my hand was
forced.) Grimmjow and Ulquiorra going to screw like the bunnies Rukia depicts
you as? P.S I haz dat powah to bringz back da dead peeps, so Ha! No saying
they deadz!
Griffon of the Nights
Dear Griffon of the Nights,
Oh well, if you didn't know Rukia was watching me as I typed. And sorry, I'm backing out on this one since I heard you invited Zaraki.
HE'S CRAZY,
Ichigo Kurosaki
Kyoraku, *Bow, smack face on desk* you are the Mastah of being
lazy and I have a question that I tried to ask Jushiro but he was sick so he
said to ask you...: Who killed Starrk? My friend won't quit buggin' me about it
I'm losing, sleep! P.S Nanao is coming, fricken run! Big book! With love,
chocolate, and crazy dancing kitties, Griffon.
Dear Griffon of the Nights,
Well, it was really both me and Ukitake. But the final blow you mean? Then that was me. Pretty amazing right? Wait Nanao! Stop! I'm only messaging someone!
Why does Nanao carry such big books?
Shunsui Kyoraku
Well, that's it for now! I'm sorry if I haven't got to anyone's reviews yet! But I'm trying my best to keep up! Also, for those of you who don't know, the Shinigami have all gotten an AUTOMATED MESSAGING SERVICE just in case they don't want to reply or their gone.
KEEP REVIEWING! Also, sorry if I made the characters a bit harsh. I'm not Tite Kubo so I'm not perfect at everything! Toshiro Hitsugaya may be out in the next few chapters depending if he wants to answer or not after being offended.
Thanks again!