A/N: The Mini Teammates are really popular, so I'm told. I guess its because their not only adorable, but because its also impossible. Then again, it is the internet...
Joker lay in the medical bed in a full body cast, both legs raised to help gain some stability.
"How bad is it doc?" Garrus asked.
"Its not good. He's broken all of his bones. Even some organs. I didn't even know that was possible." she looked off and wandered in her mind.
"Doctor!" Garrus shouted. She looked at him. "Will he be able to help us?"
"Hmm… given his many fractures and the utter destruction of his skeleton, my professional diagnosis is that he's-"
"DOCTOR!" Tali shouted, running inside.
"What is it?" she asked.
"You have to help Kasumi! She's choking!"
"Get her over here!" Chakwas ordered.
Tali ran up to the doctor and opened her palm, showing a small Kasumi convulsing in the Quarians palm.
"What the-"
"DOCTOR!"
"Right!"
Chakwas put her pinky on the miniature teammates stomach and pressed lightly. After three presses, Kasumi coughed up a bread crumb's crumb. She sat up and looked around. She stood up and saluted.
"Thanks doc!"
She brought out a rope and tied it around Tali's finger. She propelled downward onto the floor and ran to a mouse hole on the wall.
Tali thanked the doctor. Garrus and Chakwas only looked at where the mouse hole was.
"What the hell just happened?"
"I doubt were even sane anymore." Garrus stated, getting on his knees and looking into the mouse hole.
"Get up from there. The floor hasn't been cleaned yet."
Garrus stood up and looked back at Joker.
"Is he going to be alright?"
"No. For your shenanigan to work, I suggest you find yourself another 'victim'."
Garrus went into thinking and snapped his fingers. He went to get Legion.
A/N: Yo, you guys think I should make another story featuring the mini teammates? I see them as adorable. No self-respecting man would be caught dead saying the 'C' word, so I call them adorable.