Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!
Location: Cullen House
AnnieCullen: Guess what.
Edward: What?
AnnieCullen: We have to leave now.
Bella and Renesmee: YES!
Alice: R-r-really?
TBC: Yup. I know, our awesomeness shall be missed.
Bella: No it won't.
AnnieCullen: (Knocks Bella out with Keyboard)
Renesmee: Momma!
AnnieCullen: (Knocks Renesmee out with Keyboard)
Edward: Nessie!
AnnieCullen: (Lifts up Keyboard) Naa, I love you too much.
Esme: To remind yourselves of Forks, take a souvenir from our house.
TD: Can we take your house?
Esme: Uh, no.
TD: But it's pretty.
Esme: No.
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Location: Alice and Jasper's room
AnnieCullen: (Throws Alice's clothes on the floor) Now, what pair of jeans do I want?
Alice: (Biggest Gasp ever) MY CLOTHES!
AnnieCullen: These! Oh, hi Alice.
Alice: You, I... MY CLOTHES!
AnnieCullen: Relaax, I'll tidy them up.
Alice: RELAX? I- (Jasper calms her)
AnnieCullen: Thanks, Jazz.
Jasper: No problem.
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Location: Living Room
AnnieCullen: OK, I have my souvenir, lets go... Elizabeth, put Jasper down.
TBC: But Esme said take a souvenir.
AnnieCullen: Yes, but not a person!
Esme: An object of your desire.
TBC: Jasper's my object of desire, well... (Winks)
AnnieCullen: Oh My God!
Esme: No, not a person.
TBC: Fine (Kisses Jasper and releases him) Where's Sammy?
TD: I'm here, come on Jakey. (Pulls Jacob, who is in Wolf form on a leash)
Edward: (Dies with laughter)
TBC: Nice touch with the leash.
TD: I know. Sit, Jacob.
Renesmee: Jacob! Let him go, evil tall person!
TD: Nope. I'm older and taller than you.
Jacob: (Phases) LET ME G- Uh oh.
TD: He's naked!
Bella and Edward: Jacob, cover up!
Jacob: I would but I'm on a leash, and I really doubt she's going to release me anytime soon.
TD: He's right.
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Location: Bella and Edward Cottage (5 Days later)
Bella: We have Forever.
Edward: Yes, we d-
AnnieCullen: I'm ba-ack.
Bella: Oh, Damn.
Edward: Why are you back?
AnnieCullen: Well, nobody worth talking to was on Facebook.
Bella: Couldn't you do anything else? Like, watch a movie?
AnnieCullen: Nope. Why watch Twilight when I have this place?
Bella: Because we would benefit ENORMOUSLY!
Renesmee: I heard shou- (Sees AnnieCullen)- Oh god, the nightmares were true.
AnnieCullen: I'm your worst nightmare?
Bella: We had to take her to therapy.
AnnieCullen: Cool, I turned Renesmee Cullen crazy (Looks evilly at Renesmee) BOO!
Renesmee: AHH!
Edward: Greeeat. That's $200 more of Therapy.
AnnieCullen: (Puts on Aro Mask)
Renesmee: (Dies with fear)
Bella: $500.
AnnieCullen: (Miley Cyrus mask)
Renesmee: Miley will save me!
AnnieCullen: I officially hate you even more. (Throws Miley Mask away and burns it)
Like? By the way, to understand "TBC: Jasper's my object of desire, well... (Winks)" You need to have a preeetty dirty mind, like me, Elizabeth and Sammy have.
Anyhoo, liked it? Review it. :)
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