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When Brainy starts the video, a dark screen popped up before it began to play. The screen soon displayed what appeared to be a room, probably the room that Chernov was born in. In that room was Chernov's father, John Dimitri Reznov, who happens to be fixing up a stew full of ingredients. Dimitri wore a camouflaged jacket and pants, he was also wearing a camouflaged helmet. His eyes happen to be as green as Chernov's skin.
"This is when my human dad created my mom," said Chernov, "That was 18 months ago, it was probably one of the most successful experiments that blew up in his face... so far."
"Okay," said Dimitri on the video as he adds in what appears to be blue clay into the pot, "If I did this right, I should be able to create a smurfette. Here it goes."
Dimitri used emotions when he sang the magic words, and his singing is incredible. He soon rang a bell as he sang a high note, and the pot explodes. The sound of a smoke detector goes off as the dust clears, revealing a room covered in dust and a pissed off Dimitri – whose pants is on fire. The smurfs laughed as Dimitri stripped down to his bomb proof boxers and stomped on his flaming pants, screaming out all the curse words known to man.
"Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!" cursed Dimitri as he finished putting out the pants fire using a nearby fire extinguisher, "I knew I should have done this behind a blast shield! Why I oughta!"
"Excuse me?" said a female voice with the tone of a little girl, "Sir?"
Dimitri turned around and saw a smurfette with short blond hair and wearing green overalls and smurf hat, she was standing from where the metal pot once sat, "Could you please tell me where I'm at?" asked the smurfette.
"Umm," said Dimitri, "You're inside my laboratory in which you were born here just a few seconds ago."
"Oh I swear I was in the middle of something," said the smurfette, "I forgot wat I was doing, I'd swear to smurf that I past out again."
All the smurfs laughed at the smurfette's reaction, Chernov can't bear to hold in his own laughter, "That's my mom alright," he chuckled.
Dimitri picked up the smurfette and held her in the palm of his hand, "You were in the process of being born," said Dimitri, "That is what you were doing."
"What was I doing before that?" asked the smurfette, the smurfs continue to laugh softly.
"Does it matter?"
The smurfette crossed her eyes and said, "I suppose not. Oh Smurf!"
"What's wrong?"
"I forgot what my name was!"
The smurfs still continue to laugh, with their spirits running high.
"Your name is Engineer," said Dimitri, "Engineer Smurfette."
"Why not Engie for short?" asked the smurfette.
"Okay, that will do."
"Aright then!" cheered Engie as she stood up on her legs and saluted, "Engineer Smurfette reporting for duty and..." Engie stopped short and looked down at Chernov's boxers, then pointed at it. "HUGE BONER!"
The smurfs laughed their tails off as Dimitri looks down to see his undergarments had burned off, "Oh god," said Dimitri as he sat Engie down on the table, "Excuse me as I go put on some fresh pants."
"Can do," said Engie as she sat down on the table, then Dimitri grabs the camera as he leaves the room.
"I have successfully created a smurfette," said Dimitri as he walks into the bedroom awhile speaking to the camera, "But it appears to be a dumb blonde that seems to follow the stereotype of the tomboy respectively, I'm going to have a lot of fun with this smurf."
The smurfs watch Dimitri change his pants as they hear Engie calling for him, like non-stop, "My dad said my mom does not stop talking," explained Chernov, "She always wants to play and is a really handful, and is quite a slob."
The smurfs watched the next few clips of Engie as Dimitri plays with her, there's one clip where she dance, another clip on where she does gymnastics, another clip where she tells jokes. The smurfs continues to laugh as Engie's gymnastics were horrible, and she landed on her groin as a result. "Ugh!" she cried, "It feels like I've been penetrated!"
They watch her try to tell a joke to Dimitri, it was a knock-knock joke, "Knock knock," she said.
"Who's there?," said Dimitri.
"Gas."
"Gas who?"
"Let me fill up your engine with my gas."
That's when Engie let out the longest fart that has ever been done by a smurf to date, then Dimitri pulled out a lighter and made a small light near Engie. A puff of fire shot out of Engie's buttocks and she yelped as she shot forward, this was all to funny for the smurfs.
"He who detected it," laughed Engie, "Ejected it."
"I guess that wasn't good for the environment," said Dimitri.
"The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse. Since I rhymed it, I crimed it."
"What do you mean?"
"I crapped myself."
"Oh god..."
The smurfs continue to laughed as Dimitri helps Engie to take off her overalls. Once he pulled them off, Engie tripped and fall as fecal matter got all over the table. The smurfs can't bear to watch and laugh at the same time as Dimitri goes and fetch a fresh pair of overalls for Engie, only to return and find the naked smurfette urinating on the table.
"Engie," said Dimitri calmly, "I don't know what you're planning but this is so wrong."
"My dad said she likes toilet humor," said Chernov, "He told me that she would always take a dump in the sink, now I personally believe it."
Everyone watched as Dimitri wiped up her mess with a cloth as he held her over the table, she sings as Dimitri through away the towel in the trash can. "Let's give you a bath," said Dimitri.
"I can't believe your dad has naked shots of your mom Chernov," said Hefty, "That is not right."
"Tell me about it," said Chernov.
The smurfs watched Dimitri bathe Engie in the sink, who was still singing. After washing her, Dimitri placed a towel over her and asked, "Do you want to have a child?"
"A child?" she asked as she dries herself off with the towel, "What do you mean?"
"A baby," said Dimitri, "I've brought you to the world so that you would produce a child, so what do you think?"
"Alright," said Engie, "I'll do it, I'll produce a child but can I take care of it."
"If you be a good smurf, then you will."
"Okay Reznov, I'll be a good little smurf for you."
"By the way Engie, don't call me Reznov. But how do you figure out my last name?"
"It says on your name tag patch on your camouflage uniform," said Engie.
"My full name is Johnathon Dimitri Reznov, but call me Dimitri. Alright?"
"Okay Dimitri."
Dimitri finally had Engie to put on a fresh pair of green overalls and the smurfette hugged him, "I love you," she said.
"I love you too Engineer," said Dimitri.
"Awwwww," cooed the smurfs in a sweet tone, Chernov can't bare to cry.
The next clip showed Dimitri with a white syringe in his hand as he held the camera towards himself, "See this this syringe that's missing the needle," he said, "Don't ask whats in it, because you definitely know what's in it."
He then steps away of the camera to show Engie with her overall pulled down and Dimitri proceeds to inject the fluid into her vulva, the smurfs can't bear to watch as Engie made loud Os. Dabbler actually ran off to the nearby sink and puked in it. It was so disturbing that Chernov had Brainy move on to the next clip, in the next clip it shows Engie sitting on a table with a pregnant belly as Dimitri placed a ruler next to her. "Looks like you're 7.6 centimetres tall," said Dimitri, "Just like the average smurf."
"You sure its a boy?" asked Engie as she rubbed her pregnant belly.
"You're six month pregnant," explained Dimitri, "The gonads should be developed by now."
"What are we going to name him Dimitri?" asked Engie.
"I know what to name him," said Dimitri, "There was this man long ago named Chernov, I hadn't caught his last name but from what I heard he was eaten by zombies and burned alive at the same time. The man was a close friend to my grandfather, and for his respects we should name the baby Chernov. Chernov Reznov, now there's a name with a rhyme."
"Is he going to be a smurf?" asked Engie, "Should he have Smurf as a last name?"
"I'm not sure," said Dimitri, "I gave you human semen that came from me personally, I'm honestly not sure on how would the baby turn out. But instead of calling him a smurf, we should call him something else. I want to call him a Wunderwaffe, it means Wonder Weapon in German."
"A weapon of what?"
"A weapon of wonder, a weapon that cannot be easily produced, a weapon that if used can destroy your enemies overkill style. He will have a bright future ahead of him."
"I think I like that name Chernov, it pretty much reminds me of you since you mentioned it."
"Yeah, I certainly liked it to. We'll name him Chernov Reznov, our Wunderwaffe."
Papa Smurf turn towards Chernov as the clip ends, "So is this why you've been smurfed a Wunderwaffe for all these months?"
"Yeah," said Chernov, "I've already showed my potential in the past guys, you know what to expect of me. It wasn't easy to earn that title you know."
The last clip that videotaped Chernov's birth and recorded the last time Engie was last seen alive, Chernov knew what to expect because he can still remember his birth as if it happened yesterday. The smurfs watched in horrror as the clip began with Engie in distress, she had her overalls complete off and was in labor. Dimitri tries his best to confort her as she cries from pain.
"Easy there sweety," reassured Dimitri, "Your a strong girl you can do this."
"I can't!" sobbed Engie, "I just can't!"
"There's no turning back Engie," said Dimitri, "You must give birth or that baby is going to die."
With that in mind, Engie does her best to push. The smurfs watched about 20 minutes of heartbreaking footage that was so desturbing to them that Brainy considered turning off the computer. Chernov forbid him from doing that and forced him to watch the clip with the other smurfs who were fixated on the screen.
"Come on Engie," said Dimitri, "You can do this, just one more push."
"Engie gave one more push, and out came an infant Chernov, his skin was green and he is noticable tiny for a baby smurf. He had a head full of brown hair and his body looks very boney and human like, but for some reason he wasn't breathing.
"How's the baby?" pant Engie as Dimitri cuts the umbilical cord with sissors, "It felt like a major dump in the front, is he alright?"
"I'm going to need to clear his airway," said Dimitri as he pulled out an empty needless syringe. He stuck the syringe into the baby Chernov's mouth and sucked out some embryonic fluid, then the baby Chernov coughed out some more fluid and began crying.
When Chernov saw his younger self cry as he lie helpless on the clip, he felt himself beginning to cry again.
"Is the baby okay?" asked Engie in the video.
"Yes," reassured Dimitri, "The baby is fine."
Suddenly Engie gripped her chest and began to hyperventilate. "Dimitri!" she cried, "Help!"
"What's the mapper Engie?" asked Dimitri.
"I can't breathe," she cried, "Where's the baby?"
"Right here Engie," said Dimitri as he picked up the tiny Chernov with two fingers and hands him to Engie.
"Chernov," she said as she held the up to her face and looked into his eyes, "I love you."
Chernov's eyes is full of tears, but he forced himself to watch the entire clip to the end.
Engie then looked at Dimitri awhile hyperventilating, she knew that there's nothing more Dimitri can do. "Take good care of our baby John," she pants, "Take care of our little wunderwaffe."
"He'll avenge you Engie," said Dimitri, "I'll take good care of him, "I promise on my life."
"Goodbye," she said softly as she held the little Chernov in her arms, "I love you."
She shut her eyes and took one final breath, and then she stopped breathing.
"I love you too mom," said Chernov softly, the clip soon ends with Dimitri removing the baby Chernov from Engie's lifeless arms. Once the screen turned blank, Chernov broke down into tears once more.
"Oh why does this have to happen?" he sobbed.
TO BE CONTINUED...