The police have arrived. Investigators are taking photos of John's body. Detectives are speaking with each witness. Kitty holds Nancy. They're both crying. Nancy is now traumatized at seeing her father's corpse. Red is trying to talk to an officer but he's still trying to register the entire incident. Fez is also being questioned as he is seen as a potential target.
Tyler is off to the other side of the house. He's vomiting. He cannot believe what has happened.
TYLER: He fucking did it. He fucking killed him. Oh, God. Who is this guy? What am I gonna do now?
Suddenly Hyde appears out of nowhere.
HYDE: Are you okay?
Tyler is startled by Hyde's sudden appearance.
TYLER: I'm fine, Hyde. Just totally disturbed by all of this.
HYDE: Nancy's father...you know anything about this?
TYLER: I lived with him for many years while he abused Laurie. But I had nothing to do with his murder. Messed with him, yes. But I did not do this. I did not cut him up and hang him in the Forman's garage.
HYDE: Okay. But a month ago Millerton disappears...the night after you took off after getting in a heated discussion with Eric. A few days later you bring Nancy to us. And now both Millerton and Riley are dead. One found a few days ago...at the same campsite we had...where Laurie and Fez hooked up...and now Riley's body is found in the Forman's garage with Fez's name carved on him. What am I to believe? What is going on Tyler? Who is doing this and why is Fez the target?
TYLER: I don't know. But whoever this is, he knows more secrets. Knows more than I do.
HYDE: How do you know that?
Tyler realizes he just slipped. Hyde sees this.
HYDE: You know who did this, don't you?
TYLER: I don't know who he is. But I know about me. He called me the other day.
HYDE: The same guy who "prank called" Fez…that's why you're so concerned about rather we got strange phone calls. You knew someone was planning something.
TYLER: Look, Hyde. This guy isn't fucking around. He said he was going to finish the job for me.
HYDE: What job?
Tyler hesitates.
TYLER: I came here to do more than just connect with Laurie's family. I wanted everyone to see the error of their ways. He knew about my mission. Except he's taking it a step further. I've confronted two men...and now they're both dead. And I'm afraid by coming to you guys for the reason I did, I just put targets on your backs.
HYDE: Are you saying that you're leading this killer right to us? Did you set this up?
TYLER: No. I may have a bone to pick...but I do not have a vendetta against you guys.
HYDE: This isn't about you bringing Nancy to her family. This isn't about you connecting with Laurie's family or for anyone to make peace. You want us to feel bad. What did we supposedly do to Laurie?
TYLER: I am giving you guys another chance to see it before I can tell you.
HYDE: Don't play this fucking game with me. You tell me what we done...why are you or this guy after us all?
TYLER: I don't know his reasons. But my reasons are so clear as day. But you don't see it. You're closed minded.
Tyler is getting agitated that he goes to walk off. Hyde, being the tough-ass he normally is, won't take it. He grabs Tyler.
HYDE: I'm not done with you, boy.
Hyde turns him around and WHAM! Hyde finds himself suddenly on the grass. His lip is bleeding. Tyler is standing over him, looking extremely surprised. Neither one of them saw this coming.
TYLER: I'm so sorry.
Full of guilt and anger...Tyler runs off. Hyde is still in shocked that this kid just decked him. We all know that Hyde is usually the tough one who wins the fights. But this time, finally, he's lost the fight.
That night, Red is putting Nancy to bed.
NANCY: Grandpa?
Red gives her his attention.
RED: Yes, sweetheart?
NANCY: Is the man who killed my daddy coming to get me, too?
RED: No. He's not. I won't let him.
Red kisses her on the head.
RED: I love you, Nancy.
NANCY: I love you, too, Grandpa.
Outside the driveway, Fez is standing on the porch. He has his eyes on the garage. The yellow crime scene tape still surrounds it. Fez can't get over what he saw. Even worse is that he knows that he is now the target.
Red comes out with two beers. He gives one to Fez.
FEZ: Thank you, Red.
They both stare at the garage while drinking their beers.
RED: Isn't that something? I still don't understand why this man is doing this shit. We never did anything wrong.
FEZ: Nor me. I was just a Foreign Exchange Student. All I did was follow Eric around.
RED: And I remember most of the crap you kids pulled. But none of them was anything as serious as whatever resulted in this.
FEZ: I'm a target. Nancy's father's head had my name on it. A target on my face in the graduation picture. Not to mention her old teacher's body was found where we first did it.
RED: You suggesting the man responsible for this is somebody who is angry about your marriage with my daughter?
FEZ: That's what's been on my mind all day. Who did it hurt that we got married?
Red clears his throat...remember?
FEZ: Oh, that's right. But I mean...somebody who'd want me dead.
Fez thinks for a moment and remembers something.
FEZ: Well you did say "Kill the Foreigner" to Kitty. So I guess, technically you're the only suspect in this.
RED: Right. But if I wanted to kill you...I would have done it twenty years ago before I changed my ways.
FEZ: True. And I know you wouldn't hang Mr. Riley's body like that for everyone to see. Especially little Nancy.
RED: That's what hurts me the most about this. That son of a bitch hung my granddaughter's father's body in my garage for her and everyone else to see. I swear if I ever see him, I am gonna do something I haven't done to anyone in a very long time.
FEZ: Put your foot up his ass?
Red gives Fez a glare. They suddenly laugh. Old memories that they shared of Red threatening to put his foot in everyone's asses.
RED: No...I'll kill him.
Fez nods. He wishes the same.
RED: You know it's funny. It was twenty years ago that I had my first heart attack right here because of your marriage with my daughter. I hated you so much.
FEZ: I know.
RED: I'm sorry for the way I treated you, son. You know all of you kids did stupid things. But you guys grew up in my basement. You sorta became family. Your own parents weren't around so much. Kelso's parents ignored him, Steven's parents abandoned him, Jackie's parents were in jail or hiding out, and Donna's parents were out dating a lot that they never paid attention to her. So…
FEZ: You and Kitty were always there for us.
RED: Right. We took you guys in. And though back then...I would of gladly have said that you kids were nothing to me but a bunch of dumbass kids who invaded my basement. But today I'd be proud to call you my kids. I love you, Fez.
Fez is surprised to hear this. But glad that he finally said it. It's a moment that was overdue.
FEZ: I love you, too...Dad.
Red and Fez hug. They're not just former Father and Son-Law anymore. They're Father and Son through their years of being around each other regardless of what all happened between them. All the racist remarks, the threatening, the sham marriage, the heart attack, etc. They've been through so much to not have any kind of love for each other.
RED: No matter what, we will get through this. Whoever is behind this, we'll find him and bring him to justice. We will not let this man control us. We will not let him make us afraid to go out. Whoever he is, we'll expose him and make sure he never hurts anyone ever again. For you, for Nancy, for all of us...For Laurie.
Fez nods.
FEZ: Well, I better get going. Goodnight, Red.
RED: Goodnight, son.
Fez walks off. Red looks at his garage. He's angry. Some of the old Red that we know and love is temporary back in his moment of anger towards the man who just hurt his family with today's incident.
RED: Whoever you are...if you plan on making us afraid, making us suffer for your anger, planning to take everything away from us...bring it on. Because I will not allow you to hurt my family and take everything away from us. Face me, you coward.
We stay outside as Red walks inside the house. He locks the sliding glass door. He turns off the kitchen lights.
We pan over to the bushes between the Forman's and Donna's old house (remember Bob moved out after the FINALE)...we find X standing there. Hiding. He heard everything Red said.
X: Challenged accepted, Red.
The next day, Tyler and Kitty are in Hyde's old bedroom in the basement. They're going through Laurie's old stuff. Tyler is looking at pictures of her.
TYLER: I love this picture of her. She was so beautiful.
We see that it's a picture of Laurie during her Seasons 1-5 appearances. He switches to another picture of her around the same age. However, this one is of her appearances from Season 6.
TYLER: Although she looks different in this picture. What did she do, wear some face-changing makeup? It's like she's a whole different person. I don't think I like this one.
KITTY: Well, she was under a lot of stress at the time. Red had his first heart attack and she was going through her divorce with Fez.
Speaking of Fez...he enters the room and joins them in looking through old stuff. Tyler goes through other pictures. He finds one of a large abandoned building. Fez sees it and recognizes it.
TYLER: What is this place?
FEZ: That's a building in Kenosha. It's where Laurie and I did it as a celebration of our divorce. She never slept with me during our marriage. But she was willing to after it.
KITTY: She went there a lot to…*very hesitant*...party.
TYLER: I see.
Later, Tyler comes out of Hyde's old bedroom and who should come walking into the basement through the outside door...Hyde. The two are face to face. Intense.
TYLER: I apologize for punching you yesterday.
HYDE: And I'm sorry for accusing you for causing all of this horrible stuff. We were all feeling intense over what happened.
TYLER: We cool?
HYDE: We're cool.
That night, MIKE (Laurie's ex-boyfriend from "LAURIE MOVES OUT") is driving around in his nice car through the empty deserted streets of Point Place. He stops at a red light. He waits for it to turn green.
X starts to walk across the the crosswalk. He stops and turns to stare at Mike.
MIKE: What are you doing, kid? Keep walking.
X does just that. Keeps walking. Mike watches him cross the crosswalk and disappearing into the dark night.
The light turns green. Mike continues on through the street until he has to stop at another red light not far from the last one. It's frustrating him.
MIKE: Freaking lights. There's not a single car or person on the other side.
Out of nowhere, Mike's driver side window SHATTERS. X pulls him out.
MIKE: WHAT THE FUCK?!
X succeeds in pulling him out and stabs him a few time. Mike is weak and critically injured. He looks up at X, whose face we still cannot see under all that darkness. X pulls out a picture of Laurie.
X: Do you remember this girl?
Mike stares at the picture. He's dated several hot blonds over the years. Apparently Laurie was nothing special.
MIKE: I don't know her.
X: Yes, you do. You lived with her in an apartment briefly in 1977.
It finally hits him.
MIKE: Laurie...Laurie Forman.
X: That's right. You broke her heart and left her to go back to your wife. Like every man in her life, you hurt her and made her feel like trash. And for that...you shall pay the ultimate price for hurting her.
Mike starts whimpering as X wields his knife at him.
The next morning, Red and Nancy are on his chair watching football. The Packers make a touchdown. They cheer. Nancy has really become RED'S GRANDDAUGHTER and Red has become HER GRANDPA. Much like how Red was LAURIE'S DADDY and Laurie was RED'S LITTLE GIRL.
Kitty walks in and sits on the couch. The gang (Eric, Donna, Hyde, Kelso, Jackie, and Fez) all walk into the living room.
ERIC: Hey, Mom, Dad.
RED: Hey, Eric. We just got a touchdown. We're now up by three.
ERIC: Awesome.
DONNA: Oh, remember when we went to the Packers game twenty years ago?
ERIC: Yeah. I got into a fight over accidentally wearing the wrong jersey.
RED: You totally kicked his ass. You made me proud that day.
Suddenly they hear a CRASH! They all turn towards the kitchen. Everyone gets up and heads for the kitchen. They go through the kitchen and out the back sliding glass door.
Outside they find that MIKE'S CAR has crashed into the garage. They noticed that the driver's door is opened. The person responsible for this must have jumped out before the crash. But there is nobody around.
RED: WHAT THE HELL?
Red goes inside the car and finds...MIKE'S DEAD BODY!
RED: (frightened) Dear Lord.
Red gets out and approaches everyone. He gives Kitty the keys to their car.
RED: Kitty, take Nancy and go someplace safe. Someplace public where people can see you two.
KITTY: What's going on, Red?
RED: Later, Kitty. I don't want Nancy to see this. Please, just go.
Kitty doesn't argue. She grabs Nancy and heads for the Toyota on the other side of the house.
KITTY: Come on, baby. We're going to go for a ride.
NANCY: What's going on, Grandma?
KITTY: Oh, nothing. Someone is playing a joke on us. Nothing to be worried about.
Red waits until Nancy is out of sight and out of earshot.
RED: Eric, you remember that guy that we caught Laurie living with when she first moved out of the house?
ERIC: You mean that married guy Mike?
RED: Yes.
ERIC: Yeah. What about him?
RED: It's his dead body in there.
Everyone gasps.
ERIC: Not again.
TYLER: Son of a bitch.
Kelso looks into the car and notices a tape recorder on Mike's body.
KELSO: There's a tape recorder inside.
Red grabs some gloves from inside a drawer in the garage. He grabs the tape recorder. He and everyone else gather together. He presses play.
X: (tape) Hello, Everyone.
Everyone is frightened by X's monstrous and sinister voice.
X: By now you already know that there are two...now three...dead people. People who I've killed in Laurie's honor. Men who have hurt her. Made her feel like trash. They got off easy. I just killed them. But I got more coming for you. You shouldn't have challenged me the other night, Red.
Red is shocked.
X: That's right...I heard you beg me to "bring it on." and all I have to say is...challenge accepted. My first agenda in this little game of ours is to make Tyler tell you everything.
They all turn to Tyler. He is pissed the fuck off. He's not ready yet to spill his secret. But now he may not have a choice.
X: That's right, Tyler. Now is the time for you to tell everyone your little secret. You've been dragging it out long enough. Now is the time for everyone to know who you truly are.
Red is giving Tyler negative glares. How could Tyler be keeping a secret from them that could possibly be causing people to die?
X: You're probably wondering who I am and why I'm doing this. Well, Tyler isn't the only person who has a history with Laurie. See the thing is, Laurie has done a lot of things. She's been with a lot of people. She's loved a lot of people. I was one of them. But what you did to her prevented any future I had with her. Especially you, Fez. What you did ruined me. So I'm gonna make you pay the most. You're all gonna pay for what you've done. But before I kill you, I want you to feel the pain. So until I decided to take your lives like you took hers, I am going to make you feel the pain you made her feel all her life.
TAPE ENDS.
Everyone turns to Tyler. They no longer feel that they know him. He's been keeping a secret from them and now he knows he must tell them.