First of all, I want to apologize for not updating, but I'M SORRY! I'M BUSY! Anyways, this chapter will be a mix of Shrek, and Series of Unfortunate Events. Hopefully for the people who haven't read the books will still understand me, but if you DO know what VFD stands for, review and tell me. (So you can prove yourself)
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT READ SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS: (MUST READ THIS)
Okay, so a brief summary on the story so you don't get confused: There are three characters in the book called Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. Sunny uses one word to say an entire sentence, and is only three years old, which is why she does that. They are running frim a man named Count Olaf who is trying to steal their fortune..oh yeah, they are rich did I tell you that?
Moving on, their parents die in a fire and they are on the loose and they cause crimes (by accident) and they find out about a secret...group called VFD. Can't tell you what it stands for...that would ruin the fun! :)
So then they find out more about this club and find out there is a crucial item hidden inside a sugar bowl and they have to get it before Count Olaf. That's all that you need to know in this chapter.
Phew! Glad that's over.
IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE AUTHOR NOTE AND YOU HAVE NOT READ SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, READ AUTHOR'S NOTE FIRST! THANK YOU..
Puss in Boots entered the chat room.
Boots: Hello, my friends who are real and are not angry lizards!
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Boots: Is ANY ONE HERE? Oh deary, this is too humiliating.
Daphne Grimm entered the chat room.
Boots: Ahhhh, finally! Someone to talk to! What kind of cat are you? Tabby or Labradoodle?
Daphne: What kind of-Labradoodle isn't even a cat!
Boots: I know, just checking.
Daphne: Why did you ask me what kind of cat Iam?
Boots: Gasp! Iam cat treats! Those are my favorite...
Daphne: Oh, sorry, that was a typo.
Boots: ...How I long for a bag of Iams cat treats!
Daphne: How I long for a chocolate covered turkey!
Boots: ...
Daphne: Wait, what game are we playing, cause I'm confused.
Violet Baudelaire entered the chat room.
Klaus Baudelaire entered the chat room.
Sunny Baudelaire entered the chat room.
Boots: Goody! More cats!
Daphne: Ugh. Still confused.
Klaus: Violet, is this the right place?
Violet: Not sure...maybe we should ask someone.
Daphne: YOU CAN ASK ME!
Violet: WOA! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Daphne: ...we're in...in a chat room. How...
Sabrina entered the chat room.
Sabrina: Ugh. Puck is such a-
Daphne: No time for your lovey dovey ranting! There seem to be a bunch of cats on the loose!
Sabrina: What?
Sunny: Catiploozir?
Sabrina: Say what now?
Klaus: My sister means, WHy ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CATS WE WANT TO GO HOME AND WE NEED SOMEONE'S ASSISTANCE!
Daphne: All that out of one word...that is sooooo Punk Rock.
Violet: Anyways, may I ask you and important question? It involves...VFD.
Daphne: VFD? OH MY PICKLES, SHE KNOWS ABOUT VFD-what's VFD?
Violet: I get it, code speaking. Anyways, we need to ask you a question.
Daphne: What question?
Violet: Wait for it...
Sabrina: Seriously, what?
Sunny: Wackaddoodle...
Boots: yes, my whiskers are very attractive...
Violet: And...
Klaus: Do you know where the sugar bowl is?
Sabrina: Yup. In my old tea set that I used to play with when I was a kid.
Klaus: Oh, codswallop. Another failure.
Sunny: Flaiyfur...
Klaus: Yes, indeed!
Violet: Well, we better get going now!
Boots: But I don't even know what type of cat you are!
Violet: Is that a trick question?
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire left the chat room.
Daphne: HEY! I remember them now! I remember reading a book about them...Lemony Snicket wrote about their lives.
Sabrina: What do you mean wrote about their lives? Wow, this guy is a stocker.
Daphne: Just imagine, someone could be writing a story about us!
Sabrina: Now they've gone and started stocking us! Leave us alooooone people!
Boots: Wait...you are...PEOPLE! as in...human?
Sabrina: Yup.
Boots: Not even a donkey? Or and ogre?
Daphne: We have Elvis...
Boots: Who is Elvis?
Daphne: Our dog.
Boots: Ahhhhh! And to think I thought Sabrina was cute!
Sabrina: You have never seen my face before!
Boots: That's what you think. :)
Puss in Boots has left the chat room.
Daphne: Uhhh...I think we have a cat stocking us.
Sabrina: We shall never speak of this moment again.
Daphne: ...agreed.
So that was my failure of a chapter. Sorry again, I just knew I had to update. It didnt feel right. So anyways, if you know what VFD stands for, write it in a review, to proove yourself a member. And even if you don't know what VFD stands for, you can STILL REVIEW! I have a Sisters Grimm poll that is on my profile...I think...and new chapters coming up so if you like this story, review...pls?