Hello everyone! Sorry I took so long to get this to you, I was really busy with school this past week! I hope you all enjoy this one!

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TaraLittle, Cathy03, a sky: Haha, yeah Lois definitely had a guilty conscience! Can't really blame the girl tho... ;) I'm glad you liked it! Enjoy this one!

CaptainTightPants12: Haha yeah we might see a little torture later... ;) LOL I'm sure she thought about kissing him but I just can't get myself to write it, haha. I'm glad you liked it and enjoy this one.

alexindigo: Yes! I'm totally with you! I love there banter and them driving each other absolutely crazy! You are most welcome! Enjoy this one!

LoisNClark4Ever: Haha yes, if only he was paying attention to Lois nervousness. Mr. Kent just didn't want Lois to murder his son ;) I hope you enjoy this one!

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Title: Speech

Lois Sided

Rated: T

"Alright to start the speech unit, we are going to do an easy speech to get you used to talking in front of your peers. I realize this is a small town, but that will make it even easier I believe. For our first speech you are going to introduce a partner. So pair up into two's." Ms. Butler said to the class.

Chloe nudged Clark with her elbow, "Partners?"

He smiled to her, "Sure."

Lois saw Clark and Chloe pair up. Traitor, she glared at Chloe. The rest of the class quickly paired up, "Do you want to be my partner?" Lois heard from behind her.

"Lana, suure." Lois sweetly. Lana sighed in relief, ever since she has gotten back from Paris everyone has snubbed her.

"Alright class, join with another group first."

Chloe quickly dragged Clark to join up with Lana and Lois.

Lana and Chloe shared a smile and Clark and Lois, shared looks of sizing the other one up.

"Count from one to four, please- each member gets one number."

"One." Chloe said.

"Two." Clark said.

"Three." Lois grimaced.

"Four." Lana said.

"Alright, One's do two's, two's do three," Clark smiled wickedly, Lois huffed. "Three's do fours, and Four's do one's."

"Nothing embarrassing." Clark said to Chloe, she shrugged her shoulders.

"You have the rest of the hour to work with your partners. This should be a one-to-two minute speech. Keep the gory details to yourself, keep it school appropriate." Ms. Butler yelled over the buzz of the students talking.

"Lois,"

"Smallville,"

They both said at the same time turning to one and other. "Alright, I'll write a speech for you and you can just say that." Lois said with her arms crossed in front of herself.

Clark shook his head, "That's cheating and defeating my fun. Plus this is pay back, or karma coming to get you which ever you prefer for Mom's broken vase- you blamed on me, or trying to get me to wet the bed, or"

"Clark, Lois, stop. With. The fighting." Chloe said with an amused tone.

"Hey everyone, I got the pleasure of introducing you all to Lois Lane. Someone you actually probably don't know that well." Clark smiled to the class; Lois grimaced with her arms protectively crossed in front of her chest. "As you might have noticed Lois and Chloe are inseparable, that's because they are cousins. Lois has been all over the country and has lived in other countries because her father is five-star general in the US Army." Lois looked up with a fake smile plastered on her face.

"If you go up to her and try and make small-talk don't be offended if she ignores you, her mission is to get out of this school as fast as she can and transfer to MetU. Her personality is aggressive, dominate, and sarcastic." Lois gritted her teeth.

"She enjoys taking long showers and using up all the hot water. She is a bit of a tomboy and loves the Metropolis Sharks, she is trained in fighting so don't get on her bad side or she will pulverize you." Lois sent Clark a full on death glare. The other students started to silently sent each other looks.

"Ten bucks says she jumps him."

"Kent's huge, Lane would just hurt herself."

"She has a crazy look in her eyes."

"Kent better watch it."

"Anyways," Clark coughed nervously has the room began to quietly buzz with whispers. "Lois is a unique individual you should all try to get to know, if she lets you that is." He turned to smile at Lois, he audibly gulped when he saw the Lois she was sending him. The class awkwardly clapped.

"Alright Class the bell is about to ring. We will pick up with Lois' speech."

Clark quickly ran to grab his backpack. DING! The bell rang and Clark shot out of the classroom.

"That's right you better run!" Lois yelled after him as she charged out of the classroom after him.

"Told you." One student said with a grin as his friend handed him a ten.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" The boys heard and they looked up to see Lois straddling Clark with his face against the ground and Lois holding Clark's hands behind his back.

"Lois." Clark hissed.

"Don't you Lois me!" Lois grinned then and pulled her pocket knife from her back pocket.

"Dude she is going to slice his throat!"

"Oops." Lois said as she sliced the back of his pants open. "Scooby Doo Smallville, really?" She laughed as she got off his back.

"Did you hear what Lois did to Clark today at school?" Martha chuckled.

"Hear? The whole town is talking about it." Jonathan grinned.

Clark walked into the house with a grimace on his face. He slammed the door behind him. The wood creaked in protest. Martha and Jonathan looked at each other but couldn't help but chuckle. Clark groaned.

"I'm guessing you heard?" Clark said angrily.

"Heard what?" Martha squeaked out.

"She is the most annoying person I have ever met in my whole life!" Clark yelled as he turned to run up the stairs. Martha and Jonathan let out a loud laugh together. "STOP LAUGHING!" Clark yelled from his bedroom.

Haha I hope you liked it! Next on is Dreams Part II- This is probably the steamiest we are going to get during this series. ;) I'll try and have it up by Wednesday because I really want to post on something else Thursday (my birthday!)