DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kishimoto's Naruto characters nor do I make any profit from this work of fiction. Nor do I own MTV's show "Catfish"; I simply play off the idea.
WARNINGS: M/M sexual situations, F/M sexual situations, language, OOC
RATED M
Sorry for the delay loves! College called and I had to answer.. sooo much worrkkk. But I am back and hopefully I'll get to be back to my more consistent schedule.
CATFISH
It had been a couple of weeks since the mortifying slip of the tongue Sasuke had agonized over for days, and it was looking like Naruto was going to hang around. The blond frequented Shikamaru and Sasuke's dorm room, some days staying for a short period of time and others spending the night. Sasuke had learned that Shikamaru and Naruto had been more than just casual friends at one time and something more akin to best friends, though they hadn't quite reached that level. Shikamaru had gotten an earful for failing to mention that little morsel of information.
For Sasuke posing as Reia, things were going much better than he had expected. Plus, he was getting an almost daily workout. Naruto was so easy to turn on and his dirty talk was good if you overlooked the obvious references to female body parts. Sasuke could deal. It was amazing to him how quickly an online relationship progressed as opposed to a real life relationship. At the rate he was working at he was sure Naruto would be asking Reia out in no time.
Another plus about the blond hanging around so much was that he was rapidly becoming accustomed to having a gay friend. He was able to laugh not as awkwardly at the stupid innuendos that passed between Shikamaru and Sasuke, yet he avoided asking incriminating questions about how attractive he was to gay men… He'd learned his lesson with that one.
"Naruto, how long could this possibly take?" Shikamaru sighed at the blond currently hiding behind the standing closet.
"Just—just gimme a sec!"
Sasuke and Shikamaru exchanged amused looks. Naruto seemed to have developed a certain shyness about changing in front of Sasuke. "Naruto, I'm not going to try to eat you, you know. I have seen my share of shirtless men. I mean, I see Shikamaru more than just shirtless and I haven't attacked him."
"Shikamaru isn't nearly as good-looking as me. Especially with my shirt off," Naruto argued.
"Idiot," Shikamaru grumbled. He lifted his shirt a little and glared at his stomach. "Just because I don't have abs cut out of steel…" he pinched a section of skin. "I'm not even flabby, I just lack definition…"
"Try not to think about it too much," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes.
Naruto popped out from behind the closet, grinning. "Done!"
Sasuke eyed him up and down. He was dressed in faded blue jeans, tan Timberland's, and a red t-shirt that hugged him very nicely. Casual, very casual. "That's all?"
"What do you mean that's all!? I look good!" Naruto protested.
Scoffing, Sasuke turned his face away. Naruto did look good. It didn't matter if he was dressed in the simplest of outfits if it hugged his body just right and today's outfit definitely did.
"Can we please leave now? Neji and Gaara are waiting for us," Shikamaru said impatiently.
Naruto's expression fell. "Neji's going? He still can't stand me and I'm not even actively pursuing Hinata anymore."
"Don't worry about it, you'll have three people between you and him at all times," Sasuke reassured. Despite Naruto's obvious drop of his advances toward Hinata, Neji still seemed to be out for blood. Maybe that little rumor about what had happened at that party had gotten out, but no one knew for sure.
"One day he's gonna catch me alone, guys, I know it. Then what?" Naruto whined as they tucked their wallets into their pockets and shrugged on their jackets.
"I don't know, I guess you better scream rape or something. Not that he'd actually wanna rape you, but it'd get someone's attention," Sasuke teased.
"That's even more embarrassing!"
Shikamaru patted Naruto's shoulder. "Don't wander into any dark alleys."
"You guys aren't helping."
Sasuke and Shikamaru glanced at each other and shrugged. The trio left the dorm room and headed down to the first floor to meet Neji and Gaara. The redhead and long-haired brunette were sitting close together on one of the couches talking quietly. Sasuke plopped down on their laps and hooked his arms around each of their necks, pulling them close. "Aww, how cute are you too."
"Ew, threesome," Shikamaru scoffed.
Sasuke gave him a sultry look and licked Neji's cheek. "You're jealous."
"Gross, Sasuke," Neji complained, pushing his face away. Gaara sighed and shook his head.
"Neji, are you going to behave yourself tonight?" Sasuke asked, noticing that Naruto was partially hidden behind Shikamaru.
Neji glowered at his best friend and his boyfriend for good measure. Sasuke looked at Gaara a question in his eyes.
"We've discussed Neji's behavior," Gaara said quietly. "Hopefully tonight he will behave himself. Right, Neji?" The look in Gaara's eyes left no room for argument.
Damn that guy was dangerous.
Neji pushed his fingers through his hair and shook Sasuke's arm off. "Of course. I know how to be civil," he answered, yet he passed a very uncivil look over Naruto.
Sasuke climbed off the couple and smoothed his shirt down. "Let's just go, people. We have partying to do."
Naruto POV
Naruto scanned the room for his new friends, but they were nowhere to be seen. He'd only been gone for a moment and in that time he had become completely disoriented. The house they were at was apparently a little bigger than he had thought or maybe he was just a little drunk. Probably a little of both.
No matter, he could still have some fun until he found them; he wasn't in any rush.
The past couple of weeks had been an adventure for Naruto. He hadn't hung out with his almost best friend in a while. Shikamaru was a cool dude to be around, he always had been. And this foreign territory that was Sasuke…Naruto wasn't even sure what to think. The guy was certainly entertaining with his ability to be cool, aloof, awkward, and a little outrageous all at once. Naruto may have been a little ashamed to say he'd never had a gay friend before; it made him sound close-minded.
Naruto bobbed his head to the music and took another drink from the cup in his hand. Life had been pretty damn good, if he did say so himself. Especially with Reia. God, the girl was wonderful. Beautiful and sweet but knew how to talk dirty and turn him and could hold a meaningful conversation. It was too good to be true right? If only he could work up some courage and ask her out. He was hesitant only because of the… untraditional relationship.
"Goddammit. Too fucking complicated," he muttered to himself. He downed the rest of his drink and melted into the mass of dancers. He had only been dancing for a few minutes when he felt a small, soft body press against his. Small pale hands came up to touch his jaw and neck. "Hinata?" Naruto gave the girl a confused look. She looked off. Her black hair was loose, flowing around her body which was fine except that it looked too messy for Hinata. Her shirt was tight, accentuating her chest and damn… it was low-cut and accompanied by an equally right and short skirt. It was her eyes, though, that alerted Naruto. "Hina, are you high?"
She giggled and shook her head slowly yet replied, "A little maybe." She ran her fingers down his chest and hooked them onto his belt. "I've missed you. Where did you go?"
"I'm—I'm sorry."
Hinata stared up at him with wide eyes. He was having a hard time keeping his eyes on her eyes with her breasts hanging out. "Is it because I didn't let you fuck me?"
Naruto was more than a little floored to hear those words come from Hinata's sweet mouth. "Wh-what?" he sputtered. "No…" Ehhhh, maybe a little?
She smiled widely. "Let's worry about it later. Dance with me."
Frantically, Naruto tried to back away from her. "Has Neji seen you?" Oh lord, Neji would kill him for being near her. He'd probably blame him for her state of mind and undress, too. "Who the hell gave you… whatever the hell it is you're high on?"
"Me and the girls are just loosening up." She grabbed him by the arm and pulled him against her dancing body. "Don't worry about it. And re-lax!"
Naruto was having a real battle with himself, though he wasn't too sure what he was fighting about. All the alcohol was beginning to take its toll on him and any argument sober Naruto had drunk Naruto had a very convincing rebuttal.
I'm only a man, he cried to himself, watching the way her breasts bounced and her hips swayed and her lips formed sultry little smiles.
So when Hinata pulled his face down to hers and kissed him slowly, threading her tongue with his, and moaning softly into his mouth, he didn't think twice about following her down the dark hallway and into one of the bedrooms.
"Where the hell did Naruto go?" Sasuke griped.
Shikamaru looked away from Ino for a moment to give Sasuke a look. "Stop bitching. He's a big boy; he probably went to find a pretty girl to dance with."
Ino swung her head around, whipping Shikamaru in the face with her long ponytail to look at Sasuke with wide eyes and a mischievous grin. "I know something you don't know," she sang.
Groaning, Shikamaru pushed his girlfriend off his lap and took up residence on the far end of the couch. "You girls let me know when you're done with your gossip session." He let his head fall back and closed his eyes. "Pain in my ass…"
Ino waved him off and scooted closer to Sasuke.
Oh god here we go. One day this woman will figure out I'm not one…
"There's a little rumor floating about that something is up with Hinata."
Although this could be slightly interesting… "You don't say," he replied, trying to sound uninterested.
"Well, everyone knows she doesn't hang out with the best girls, which is a shame because she is so sweet, but after her little slip-up with Naruto last time…she's been a little desperate." Ino looked around to check for eavesdroppers, not that it mattered in the loud room. "She's been consulting them about how to get Naruto back, because lately he hasn't been going after her anymore. Well, I hear that the girls did some pre-gaming today and Miss Hinata got a little high. Her goal tonight is to seduce Naruto. She's going for it. She wants to get herself fucked by that long, hard—" Ino was cut off by Shikamaru's large hand covering her mouth.
"Are you trying to make me jealous?" he said in her ear as his other hand moved rapidly up her thigh.
Sasuke jumped up. "Disgusting." He turned away from them and headed to the kitchen for a drink. So Hinata was turning into a bad girl to get her man, huh? Sasuke grit his teeth. It frustrated him, but what could he do? His hands were tied. Yes, he had Reia, but as long as Naruto was away from his phone he was away from her. And Sasuke as himself? Well, Naruto was straight, what could he do?
He threw back a shot of Black Label and sighed deeply.
"You don't sound like you're having much fun," a deep voice said behind Sasuke.
He poured two shots and turned, offering one to the other man. "I don't want to know your name," he told him. "I want to dance and I want to forget that the man I want is with someone else right now."
The other nodded. "I accept your terms." They took their shots and Sasuke allowed himself to be led out to the mock dance floor. "Now," his partner asked, leaning in close to his ear, "is there anything else that comes with these terms?"
Sasuke shrugged.
"Playing coy, huh?" He pulled Sasuke against his body.
The feel of his erection made Sasuke's stomach drop and he was genuinely surprised with himself. He wasn't usually someone who turned down a chance to mess around or maybe have sex, but for some reason the thought of doing anything with this guy made his stomach turn. What was wrong with him?
Sasuke pushed him away. "You know, I'm actually not feeling all that good. One shot too many…" He walked away before the other could protest.
After some wandering he found himself in a dark hallway. Suddenly, he was tired. He was exhausted from thinking, plotting, scheming…getting nowhere. The alcohol was giving him a pleasant, warm feeling but it was only proving to make him sleepier. Guess it was just going to be one of those nights.
Hoping to find an empty room to crash in, Sasuke pushed a door open and instead crashed headlong into an oncoming blonde.
Naruto POV—A little earlier
"Hinata, Hinata, slow down," Naruto grabbed the small girl by her shoulders and pushed her away a little. "Oh, fuck," he hissed. "Oh shit, Hina…" He fisted the sheets in his hand as he watched Hinata's lips stretch over his cock. She was inexperienced, but he was okay with that. Just the feeling of her hot, slick mouth was good for him.
She glanced up at him, the corners of her mouth curling. She released him with a soft pop and pushed him onto his back. Naruto was frozen, all he could do was stare. Hinata straddled him easily, her painfully short skirt slipping all the way up. She pulled her shirt over her head, her breasts bouncing down clad in a lacy bra.
Pull yourself together, Naruto! Something was screaming inside him.
This wasn't Hinata. She was aggressive and sexy and yes, that was so hot, but this was not the girl that Naruto had liked. He'd stopped chasing that Hinata and he had certainly never chased this Hinata.
"Hinata, stop."
"I'm not stopping this time. Don't you want me?"
Naruto forced himself to look away from her body. "Please, Hina. This isn't how I wanted you. S-Stop."
Her eyes filled with tears. "Why? I went through so much trouble for this. I really wanted to make you happy, Naruto."
"I-I don't even have a condom," Naruto argued lamely.
Hinata shook her head. "I don't care, Naruto, I don't care."
He had to get out. Naruto sat up, grabbed Hinata around the waist, and placed her on the bed without him. He tucked his erection back into his pants (not easily) and picked up her shirt. Hinata was staring at him, tears streaming down her cheeks. "I'm sorry." He said to her, dropping the shirt on her lap. "I can't do anything with you like this, Hinata, it isn't fair." It was amazing how much the experience had suddenly sobered him up. "You're such a good girl, Hina. I liked you like that."
Hinata covered her face with her hands. "Get out."
"Hinata," Naruto tried.
"Naruto, get out, please."
She didn't need to tell him again. Naruto yanked the door open and walked straight into a certain black-haired Uchiha.
I feel like I need to apologize for this chapter, I don't think it's my best work. I struuuuggle with not rushing my stories and then screw up trying to keep it slow lol. UGH.
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