Swapping Wives: Insanity

A/N: I know a lot of you weren't really fans of Alternate; however, some people were into the idea so I still posted it for those people. No one is required to read it.

Chapter 10: Stupidity

Bella

Edward and I ran over to Alexis's side with hast, when we got to the door I was relieved. My worry was that one of the kids heard the commotion downstairs and had come to find us, but the person sitting on the ground with a bloody nose was Jasper.

God, you really are being as generous to us in this time of need aren't you? I mean, this is the second time he got hurt! I kind of wanted to do a little dance and hug Alexis; however I composed myself and stayed still.

"You don't just go around punching people!" Jasper yelled, holding into his nose.

"And you don't go around kidnapping and killing people!" Alexis snapped back. They stood face to face glaring at each other. Was it wrong that I could see Alexis just pouncing on Jasper and ripping out his hair? I could see her doing it, I really could. I had no doubt that she had the guts to do so. I had no doubt that she would be able to kill him right then and there but we were all smart here.

The door had a defense on it and only Jasper knew how to get out of the house. If we took him now we would spend days in here, looking stupid due to not knowing how to shut down his damn traps.

"Kidnapping? You call it kidnapping, I call it getting back what is rightfully mine." He said, grinning. I was excepting Alexis to yell back at him; however she punched him again, right in the mouth. He cried out as she busted his lip. I could see his hand twitch as If he was aching to hit her and she admirably stood tall.

She was giving him all the hits that I've wanted to give him for years. I tried to hold in my laughter which soon turned into a gasp as Jasper raised his hand, ready to slap Alexis. Edward pushed me behind him and grabbed Jasper's arm before it made it to Alexis's face. "We made a deal, you are not allowed to hurt anyone else." Edward said, staring Jasper down. Jasper glared at Alexis before walking away.

"Hurry up and fix me." He muttered as he left. Edward turned his head towards Alexis and I. "You two okay?" He asked. "I'm fine, thanks for that, Edward." Alexis said giving him a smile. I smiled at the two. "I'm fine Edward, go help Jasper before he throws a fit." I told him. "We'll go check on the kids." I said putting my arm around Alexis's shoulder.

Edward returned our joy and went to tend to Jasper. Once he was gone we both turned to Angela who was playing with the hem of her dress.

"Aye, book-whore!" Alexis called. Book-whore, nice name. I swear, this girl was like the female version of James the more I thought about it..

I had to chuckle at the name, gaining a glare from Angela. "You two going to bully me now?" She snapped at us. Alexis's eyebrows rose up and click her tongue. She slowly walked down the steps. I stepped into the door way waiting for the volcano of epicness to explode.

"Bully you?" Alexis said, "Us, bullying you?" She raised her hand up and twirled a piece of Angela's hair around her finger. "You're the one who did Bella wrong, you are also the one who's been a bitch in a life or death situation instead of gaining friends."

"My past with Bella has nothing to do with you!" Angela said smacking Alexis's hand away from her face. "Actually, it does." Alexis said, walking around Angela in a circle. "I shared a room with you for how long, a few weeks right? The whole time you complained about your life when guess what! You're just a spoiled, ungrateful, brat! You have a husband, a good nice husband! A husband who wants to start a family with you, something you're too selfish to give him because you are still pinning after Jasper!" She yelled, pinning after Jasper huh? Isn't that like a disorder? Being in love with someone who kidnapped you? Well, I can't say much since I fell in love with Emmett, but he didn't lock me in a basement ready to kill me!

Angela seemed to grow some kind of confidence as she stood tall to Alexis, smirking. "Jasper said it was an act. Now that I'm out, he and I will be together. This was only to get Bella here. I may be annoyed with her but I have no problem with her being the mistress while I take the lead role in Jasper's life." She said which, I'm sorry; it made me laugh my ass off.

"Seriously?!" Alexis said laughing "He LIED! If any of that were true, you wouldn't be locked up like a piece of shit, and he wouldn't be treating Bella like the love of his life; in his own psychotic way. He also would have paid you some attention by now! If anything YOU'RE the mistress Angela! Putting all of that aside, if Edward didn't make that deal, you would be dead the second Bella opened the door! I would have at least had a few seconds to be saved! Your head was going to be crushed to pieces; I was just supposed to be swung into a wall until I died! I had more of a chance to survive!" She said, still laughing between her words "Gosh, you are so stupid! Once again I mention, BEN!? Did you forget you're already married? You're going to drop that man for a serial killer!?"

I didn't want to seem like a bitch; I didn't even want to be mean. The problem was, how could I not laugh at this girl's stupidity?! Alexis was right, Ben had shaped up over the years. He was a good looking man. I just can't believe—I can't even say it with a straight face! How could Angela want to be with Jasper after all of this? No matter if Ben was a broke down bum – which he isn't – But even if he was, how could she just drop him like that?

"Ben could never be half of the man that Jasper is." Angela huffed. Alexis just waved her hand laughing as she came my way. "It isn't even worth trying to change your mind Angela. You are a complete idiot. You waited all these years for Jasper to come to you like a knight in shining armor when you had yours right in front of you the whole time. Heck, maybe my sister will hook up with Ben then since you surely won't be with him by the end of this." Alexis said between her chuckles as she came to my side.

I followed her out, hearing Angela's footsteps behind us. This was stupid. I would have been delighted if Jasper's real plans involved Angela more than me, but I wasn't stupid enough to create false hope like that. I just prayed that once we all were out, we could get Angela professional help. Hey, maybe Ben will have a majorly big heart (doubt it) and try to stick it out with her.

Ha, who am I kidding? Ben is a kind man but even in high school, he knew when to stop bullshit. He should have stopped this bullshit long ago.

Angela Webber, you are a piece of work.