I'm finally going to have a chapter in Cartman's point of view. There will be some mentions of sex, since he's horny, but his plot is finally going to get rolling!

Chapter 10 – Plan One of One

I didn't want Clyde as my brother. I refused to have anything change my way of life. I hated this new house, and I hated having my room next to Clyde's. When he had his stupid friends over, I got no privacy! Every time I wanted to bang my girlfriend, I couldn't do it without hearing them complain about it.

I knew what I had to do.

I had to stop this wedding. It was my only chance to have things return to the way things were supposed to be. No more Clyde. No more thin walls. No more moping around or complaining. My mom could go back to being miserable and lonely. I knew she liked it better that way.

When the next day rolled around, I explained my scenario to my "friends." I call them my friends, but they were more like my underlings. They weren't my peers, because that would imply that they were equal to me. Which they weren't.

"Guys, I'm going to put a stop to this wedding if it's the last thing I do," I announced at the bus stop. Stan looked over at me.

"Why?" he asked. I rolled my eyes.

"Because this whole situation is stupid!" I replied, throwing up my hands, "It's like my mom didn't even think of me when she agreed to marry that bum!"

"Okay, first of all, Mr. Donovan is not a bum," Kyle pointed out in that snide tone I hate so much, "He has a job and everything. Second, you should be happy for your mom. She finally found someone she can be happy with and isn't just a one-night stand."

I scoffed at his ignorance, "Kyle, my silly Jew, my mom is not happy," I informed him, "She only thinks she's happy. But I know her. She would much rather be with a bunch of guys instead of one guy. Marriage will just ruin hers and my life."

"Are you sure it's not just because you're upset that she doesn't pay nearly as much attention to you as she used to?" Kenny wondered. Smartass. I glared at him.

"No, Kinny, I'm not upset about getting less attention!" I snarled at him, "I just know my mom, all right? Trust me, she would want me to do this."

"Whatever," Stan muttered. We were all silent for a moment before he looked around. "Hey, where's Clyde?"

"How the fuck should I know?" I hissed.

"Because you live with him," Kyle pointed out. I huffed.

"I don't know, Token gave him a ride or something," I said, "Not that I care what Clyde is doing. I don't even like him."

"Yes, you've informed us of this several times," Stan sighed. He sounded annoyed for some reason. I wonder why.

…

I went through my day at school as I usually do: being awesome and loved by all. I know a lot of girls were disappointed that I was still with Heidi. Yeah, Heidi is my babe. My hot, hot babe. And even though she is hot as fuck, and even hotter in bed, I think my favorite thing about her is how loyal she is. I think her loyalty really shined through every time she would sneak out of class, so we could make out in the janitor's closet. That's where we were most of the day, in fact. We skipped like, two periods to make out. It was worth it.

At lunch, I sat with my loser friends as usual. I had Heidi on my left and Kenny on my right. Stan and Kyle sat across from us. I was a little annoyed that Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were talking to each other about something stupid and weren't paying attention to me and my needs. I had a crisis going on! They should have one hundred percent of their focus on me!

"Oh my God, guys!" I snapped, finally, "Shut up and pay attention to me!"

The three of them looked at me in bewilderment. "Why?" Kenny asked.

"Because my thing is more important than whatever bullshit you guys were talking about!" I growled at him, "I can't think of how I'm going to get my mom to break up with Clyde's dad!"

"Oh. I don't care," Kyle said.

"Yeah, neither do I," Stan admitted.

"Couldn't care less, over here," Kenny added.

I glared at my so-called friends. "You guys are the worst," I hissed at them. Kyle sneered at me in that smug way I hate so much.

"Well, what do you want us to do about it?" he asked.

"I just told you what I want you to do about it!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands in the air in anger, "Help me think of a way to split up my mom and Mr. Donovan!"

"Did you try being obnoxious?" Kenny suggested, "You're pretty good at that."

I glared at him, then turned to Heidi. "Babe, help me out here!" I suddenly noticed that she wasn't paying attention at all to me and was staring off at another table. I tried to see what she was staring at, but it was hard to pinpoint it.

"What are you staring at, babe?" I asked her, nudging her. She was startled out of her daze and sat up straight.

"What!? Nothing!" she exclaimed. She seemed flustered. I wonder why?

…

Later that evening after school, all thoughts of making my mom single again were wiped from my mind as I found myself balls deep in my girlfriend. She moaned and writhed underneath me in pleasure. I pounded into her, enjoying how loud she is. Heidi always likes being loud during sex. I'm pretty loud too, but not nearly as loud as her.

When I was finally done fucking her, I rolled off of her. We laid beside each other, panting. "Damn, baby, you're getting better," I panted, "My heart is still racing."

Heidi giggled. "I aim to please, baby," she cooed.

I folded my hands behind my head in content. Now if I could only get rid of the Donovans, my life would be perfect. What could I do?

"What are you thinking about, darling?" Heidi asked me. I shuddered as she reached down and started fondling my dick. What a woman!

"I was just thinking about how to get Clyde and his dad out of my life," I told her, "I need to break up this wedding, but I don't know how."

Heidi rolled onto her side, still pumping my dick in her soft hand. "I might have an idea," she said, "Right now, your mom and his dad only see all sun shines and rainbows with each other, right?"

"Yeah," I replied slowly. I wasn't quite sure where she was going with this.

"So, all you need to do is make them see the worst sides of each other," Heidi continued in a sexy voice, "Make them see how horrible they are for each other."

I was having a hard time thinking at that moment, seeing how Heidi's hand was still sensually squeezing my cock. What was she talking about?

"What do you mean?" I wondered. She rolled her eyes.

"I mean, make them hate each other!" she sighed, "Get them to fight! Pit them against each other! Make it so they have to pick a side against each other! Trust me, fighting couples never stay together for very long."

"Ooh!" I gasped, both from her genius, and the hand job. I could feel an orgasm getting close. "Oh, darling! You're brilliant! Ah!" And suddenly, I was cumming all over her hand. She grinned at me.

"I have my moments," she purred at me.

I know this chapter is short, but I do not like writing Cartman. Nonetheless, I felt I needed to put a chapter for him sometime so I can have his plot line going. I also wanted to show how delusional he is. Hopefully next chapter will be a lot longer.