Title: Jag and Friends Get Together for Some Fun
Author: rooster dawn
pairing: Harm/Mac, and all our friends at JAG
Disclaimer: JAG is property of Belisarius productions, no copyright
infringement intended.
Summary: JAG and friends have a friendly competition during the 2004 football playoffs. Webb and Harm vie to be there at the end with Mac.
Please let me know what you think. No nasty stuff please,
we're all friends here.
Author's note : It's Christmas time 2003 and the football season is coming to a close. All of our favorite characters gather each week to talk about football and the playoffs.
part ten Getting Ready
1400 hours
Webb's Condo
Two weeks later it was time to put Harm's plan into action. Gunny arrived at Webb's condo to take him to the Admiral's house. Webb was still suffering from the aftereffects of being tortured last spring.
His motor skills were still a little shaky. He could manage to drive when sober, but after he had been drinking for a few hours he was lucky if he could put the key into the ignition.
Gunny knocked on the door and waited a few minutes before Webb opened the door. "What are you doing here Victor?" asked a surprised Webb.
"I've come to take you to the Admiral's house. I thought it would be nice if Fredrick, the butler, could have the rest of the day off and not worry about you. It's a little too cold outside for him to sit in the car for six hours." replied Gunny.
"Why are you here so early? The game doesn't start until after 1830 hours." asked a puzzled Webb.
"The Admiral thought it might be nice if you arrive early for once and socialize with the rest of us." smiled Gunny.
"Yeah, right. He's been giving me the cold shoulder for the last six months since I got out of the hospital." argued an indignant Webb.
"It's a new year Sir. Everyone at Jag is happy. The Commander and the Colonel appear to be together and happy. It's time to start over." replied Gunny.
"Yeah right, just what I need to see, Rabb and Sarah making out on the couch. Let me get my coat Victor." sighed Webb. For some reason he and Victor had become good friend after Victor worked together in Afghanistan.
"Do you mind Sir if I use your facilities? And do you have anything for a headache?" asked Gunny.
"Yeah, upstairs to the right is where I keep my pain killers." replied Webb not aware of what was to come.
1430 hours
AJ's house
Meanwhile Harm, Mac, Jack, and Jason had arrived at the Admiral's house. They were all grinning when they met on the front porch.
"Do you have it Jason?" asked Harm.
"Yes Sir!" smile Jason. "It's a size twelve. It should fit him fine Sir."
"Can I see it?" asked Jack with great anticipation.
"It won't fit you Jack. Besides who would want to see you in a cheerleaders outfit. Come on lets go inside, it's too cold to be standing out here." grinned Harm.
Before they could knock on the door the Admiral open the door and ordered "I thought I heard someone out here. Lets go, get in here."
They all went inside and stood in front of the fireplace.
"Do you have everything?" asked AJ.
"Yeah, Jason has the uniform. Mac has the makeup and a few accessories." grinned Harm.
"I also have these padded falsies Sir." began Mac.
"What?" asked AJ, more than a little confuse. Jason smiled. He had an idea what Mac was talking about. Jen had told him about them. She liked to wear them in the summer.
It gave her the look of wearing a bra when she was wearing low cut summer dress. It lifted and pulled together her lovely ... hymm I better not go there he thought.
"Something to make him look and feel more like a real woman Sir." smiled Mac.
Harm wasn't sure what Mac was talking about, but he like the idea of Webb looking liked a woman in front of all their friends.
"Why don't you put all that stuff in the guest bedroom and come into the kitchen for some appetizers." sighed AJ.
"Where's Meredith Sir?" asked Mac looking around.
"She doesn't like football, loud obnoxious banter, and drinking orgies." replied AJ with a smile.
"Did she help you prepare any of the appetizers Sir?" asked Harm warily.
Meredith wasn't exactly a good cook. She wasn't actually good at anything she did.
"Yes Commander she did, but fortunately for us she left early enough so I was able to bag it all and throw it out in the trash. The caterer arrived shortly after she left to replenish the stuff I threw out." sighed AJ in relief.
1500 hours
AJ's house
A half hour later Gunny arrived at the Admiral's house with Webb. Webb was moaning about getting there so early. He had other things to do rather than watching Harm and Mac cuddling and cooing together.
"AJ, why do I need to be here so early? The football game doesn't start for another three and a half hours." moaned Webb.
"It's been a long time since we talk Webb. Besides all your friends are here, you might as well enjoy yourself for a change." smiled AJ.
Jack came out of the kitchen with a double shot of Jack Daniels for Webb, Tom, AJ, Harm, and himself. He had an ice tea for Mac.
"A toast, to good friends and many happy days." toasted Jack.
After an hour of drinking Gunny had slipped a couple of knock out pills into Webb's drink. He was out like a light within fifteen minutes.
"How long will he be out Gunny?" asked Mac.
"Two or three hours Ma'am." replied Gunny.
"That should give us plenty of time to get him ready." smiled Harm. "Let's take him to the other room and do our magic."
Harm, Mac, Jason, and Gunny took Webb to the other room. Jason and Gunny quickly stripped him of all his clothes. Mac handed Gunny a pair of flesh color panty hose.
"Here Gunny, put these on first. Then we can put on the flesh color body slimmer next." ordered Mac.
Jason could understand the panty hose, but didn't understand why the body slimmer. "Why are we putting that on Mr. Webb Ma'am?" asked Jason.
"Well Jason, it does several things. First of all it will give him a more leaner look through the hips and a much smaller waist. Second, it has a padded section in the rear to give him a firmer, more fuller look six." explained Mac.
Jason and Gunny then put on the white panties and shorts. Now it was Mac's turn to go to work. Mac took a Natural Bra, a pair of flesh color padded cups worn by women when they were wearing gowns and needed lift and support not affordable by standard bras out of her bag of goodies.
Jason's eyes bugged out as he watched Mac place one on each of Webb's breast. She then pulled them towards each other and hooked them together. As Jason put the blue blouse and white vest on Webb, Gunny put the white boots on Webb's feet.
Mac put Webb's face on. Harm pulled a wig with long blond hair out of the box and put it on Webb's head. It was one of Renee's pieces that she left behind when her father died. Mac secured it in place.
Harm finished up by putting several ounces of cheap perfume on Webb in several places. When they had completed the makeover they took several pictures of Webb in many different poses.
Gunny stared at Jason before asking "Why are you drooling Jason? That isn't a woman, it's Webb."
Jason could only shake his head. He wiped the drool from his mouth. "I know that it's really Mr. Webb, but Gunny, he looks so good in that uniform, almost as good as Jen." replied Jason.
"You better not let Jen know that Jason. I think she would kill you." laughed Mac.
"I think he needs to have his eyes examine Ma'am." argued Gunny.
"Still Gunny, if you didn't know he/she was Webb, you might just go up to her/him and ask her for a kiss or to dance." smiled Harm. "Mac did a wonderful job making Webb look like a woman."
They all went back out to the living room to get something to eat and drink. Gunny and Jason were going to keep an eye on Webb while he slept. When the time came the Admiral and Gunny would unveil the new and improved Webb to everyone.
"So how did it go Rabb?" asked AJ.
"Great Sir. Gunny, Jason, and Mac did a great job with the ULTIMATE MAKEOVER. No one will recognize him Sir." smiled Harm.
"And we got plenty of pictures Sir." added Mac smiling.
"Out standing Sir!" added Gunny with a sly grin.
They all agree to keep quiet about Webb's new identity. They thought it would be great entertainment to see Webb leading cheers. They thought he would be more compliant if no one knew who he was.
After his ULTIMATE MAKEOVER, everyone would be hard press to know that Clara Belle was really Clayton Webb, super spook. It would be Gunny's job to keep Webb drinking.
1800 hours
AJ's house
A couple hours later everyone started to arrive. Bud and Harriet were the first one to arrive. Bud never wanted to be late especially when he was invited to the Admiral's house. It always afforded him the opportunity to smooze with the Admiral, but usually he came out looking like a fool.
Jen, Meg, and Caitlin were next to arrive twenty minutes later. Before they even had their coats off Jack was there to seek out their attention. He figured sooner or later either Meg or Caitlin would like to spend some quality time with him doing undercover work or fun.
Sturgis was the last to arrive. Harm was surprised to see him alone. He thought Bobbie was having a good time at the football parties socializing with the ladies of Jag.
"What's up Sturgis? How come you're here by yourself? Where's Bobbie?" asked Harm.
"Bobbie broke up with me." replied Sturgis.
"What happen buddy?" asked a concerned Harm.
"Actually it's been over for quite awhile. She's been so busy being a senator, you know, smoozing with a whole new group of people. The last few weeks during the playoffs were the only time we had spent together and then it took a group of people to do it." sighed Sturgis.
"Sorry buddy, maybe you can keep Jack out of trouble then. You know how he is after he's been drinking." offered Harm.
"Looks like he's gotten a head start." smiled Sturgis.
Mac was talking with Jen, Meg, and Caitlin by the fireplace. She was getting excited about the start of the football game. Her team the New England Patriots, Destiny's team, were in the Super Bowl for the second time in three years.
They were on a sixteen game winning streak. They were playing so well that she didn't think it was possible that any team could beat them. She was chirping happily about baby face Tom Brady and the great defense the Patriots had.
This game was suppose to be a low scoring affair dictated by two superior defenses. But according to Mac, that wasn't going to happen. There wasn't another team in football capable of stopping Tom Brady.