In the world of Marth it was a usual day with usual people who all seemed to know his name, and actually liked him despite the fact that he had a couple screws loose. In the world of Mario, it was an unusual day with unusual people that all caused him great grief and discomfort. And their worlds were about to be rocked like a Lucina.
"As of today, I shall be working along side you two idiots to ensure that peace is maintained, and because my Father thinks I just use you two as an excuse to go shopping with the other female Smashers," translated Lucina after a long speech that caused The Hero-King to fall asleep." You know how annoying Fathers can get-"
"Yeah, yeah, Lucy, we don't care about your petty Father-Daughter feud," interrupted Wario snorting loudly," what we do care about is getting money, and food! I've been sitting here for two freaking hours and has anybody so much as given me my order!? No, ma'am, and to top it all off Chrom's across the street attracting more business than this landfill of a restaurant!"
"Yes, we're very aware of the B.K.C crew across the street, that has attracted more customers than the M.D.L crew," replied Mario slapping Marth across the back of his head, waking the prince with a startle." Might I add, due to the fact that they have an actual crew."
"Oh come on, Mario, we have the best crew here!" exclaimed Marth happily, pointing at all of them except Wario." Together our might is as strong as a fat woman's ass cheeks!"
They all looked at Marth as if he had lost his mind, before quickly going back to their usual duties.
"Mario guess what?" asked Marth walking into Mario's room after their usual duties were finished." My pet just turned ten years old, and we're having a party to celebrate!"
"Oh, really?" asked Mario raising an eyebrow at Marth while placing his sports magazine down on his nightstand." Wow, Marth, never though of you as a pet owner sort of person. What kind of pet do you have anyway?"
"Only the finest in all of the lands," replied Marth crossing his arms over his chest as he stood with the pride of a king." In fact, our bond has become as rock solid as my pet's skin."
"Wow, you managed to get a rock type Pokemon as your pet?" gasped Mario his mouth nearly falling to the floor, and rolling away.
"No, I managed to get something even better than a Pokemon," replied Marth.
Mario nearly fainted at the sight of his pet rock, that he named Pinky and painted her pink giving her a bow tie. The other Smashers, mainly Dark Pit who wanted to smash it, and Paluttena who approved of Pinky as if she was a normal pet; were very surprised let alone happy that Marth took on some responsibility.
"Now, Mario, remember your breathing," advised Peach as Mario's left eye started to twitch violently," we wouldn't want a repeat of the first time you say Gandorf naked."
"Don't remind me, Peachy, I never knew that could be a certain color," replied Mario shuddering at the mere mention of seeing a naked Gandorf.
"My, I've never seen such a lovely piece of rock since the time we allowed Lucina to have one," chuckled Chrom patting Marth on the shoulder as if he was his own son, ignoring the loud yells of embarrassment from Lucina." Brings back so many memories!"
"F-Father, we agreed we would never-" began Lucina.
"Oh, come on, Lucy, where's the fun in that?" asked Bowser an empty bottle of the biggest liquor ever created in his large hands." Besides, we used to tell stories of love while beating the stuffing out of my giant, scaclely-"
Groans of protest ran out among the Smashers as Bowser growled loudly, being cut off from a perverted joke once more.
"Thank you, Chrom, I'm sure Pinky would be thrilled to meet Lucina's pet rock," replied Marth smiling brightly.
"Oh, I'm pretty sure she still has it, right Lucina?" asked Chrom raising an eyebrow at Lucina, who merely turned her head away.
"I've thrown that thing away a long time ago, Father," replied Lucina.
"Hey, Chrom, open this one for me would ya?" asked Bowser handing Marth a present wrapped in black." From the two of us, you know, my imaginary girlfriend, Trina, and myself. I thought the two of you would like this."
"Looks like a hat, but one must check to be certain," replied Marth inspecting the thing as if it was a bomb.
When he unwrapped it, Mario nearly fainted at the sight in front of him. Bowser bought Marth a matching pink tiara to compliment Pinky's big pink bow tie.
"Mario, remember your breathing," muttered Mario as he went back t his room, forgetting anything about Marth and his pet rock Pinky.