Unexpected
"This is so humiliating," someone muttered dejectedly in Piper's room.
"Oh, it's not that bad," a slightly muffled feminine voice consoled the previous speaker.
"My inevitable doom will be the end of this," the sulker continued, ignoring her attempts to comfort him.
"Look, I'm almost done," the girl told him. "So be quiet for a few more minutes and then you'll get your reward."
"My own batch of sandcakes," he sighed dreamily, licking his lips at the thought of the tasty treats.
"Right!" she chipped in brightly. "Now rotate to your left."
As he obeyed the command, the most horrifying sound in the world was heard.
The whoosh of the opening door.
"Hey, Piper," Aerrow began as he strode into the living quarters. "I was just wondering if-" the Sky Knight stopped short of his sentence when he caught sight of the display in the centre of the room. "What the heck are you wearing?"
Stork's complexion immediately paled as he acknowledged his leader's presence. Before emitting a short scream of terror, the merb promptly keeled over backwards in a faint, clad in a dark purple dress.
"Oh, darn," Piper growled as she extracted her mouthful of pins. "Now he'll get dirt on Dove's dress."
Eh. This reality isn't as good as I imagined it. Well, hope it made you laugh. Review!