(A/N: I just watched a rather depressing movie, and really wanted to write. I feel like I want to stick a needle into my heart and pull out whatever black substance is currently killing my happiness and just barely bearable existence. Also, people said that they thought Albus and Minerva were out of character. I thought that maybe I might get my fluff addiction under better control by writing something really angsty. Don't worry, I'll try to update with more fluff as soon as this is on. *watery smile*

Albus?

Yes?

Help me.

Minerva? Are you okay? Why is this paper covered with tears?

Why do you think, dumbass?

What happened?

Nigel and I had a fight.

Oh. Do you want me to come over?

No, it's okay. Besides, I really don't need to get you covered in tears.

Do you want to talk about it?

Sure. It was about… well… *sobs*

Sh… It's okay. *pats your back*

*sniffles* Thanks. We fought about how close you and I are.

He thought you and I were having an affair?

Yes. He didn't believe me. That's why I'm at Hogwarts at 3 in the morning.

Oh. Do you want me to come over there?

No. I'm fine.

You do realize that 'fine' stands for 'Freaked-out Insecure Neurotic and Emotional'?

*smiles* Thanks. I'm going to go to bed. Maybe this will be better tomorrow.

Do you want me to teach for you tomorrow?

No. The last thing I need is Poppy or some other staff member checking into this.

Okay. I love you like a friend.

I love you too.