Hey :) Chapter .Word. This chapter was inspired by Miss Sophie-Jane, who helped me with my writers block! Sorry it took so long! This chapter has a very important message to it aswell... something alot of teens out there have to decide...and its not whether they should eat a squirrel or bunny! Haha, 'ere goes...

The Cullen's go on HOLIDAY!

Chapter 10-

All the vampires sat around the kitchen table, staring at Nessie and Jacob who were tucking into pancakes smothered with chocolate syrup and strawberries. ''I'm hungry!'' Emmett complained. Rosalie got up and walked to the fridge. She pulled out a rabbit and a squirrel, ''what do you want?'' she asked, raising her eyebrows.
''Umm... Sammy-Squirrel'' he replied smiling.
Alice turned her head towards him, ''Uh, no. He's mine, you caught Benny remember? Besides you got the snake the other day!'' she stuck her tongue out at him, and then went around to grab Benny-bunny and shoved it into Rosalie's hands, taking Sammy as she did. ''Your coming with ME!''She pecked Sammy on the mouth and put him back in the fridge. Edward made a face of disgust, and Bella looked hungrily at the now closed fridge door. Nope your mine, Bella thought...
''So what time are you boys off swimming?'' Esme asked washing Nessie and Jacobs plates.
''As soon as the witless-wonder is done drinking...'' Edward said looking over at Emmett who was sucking at the bunny's neck like it was a lolly-pop. You're just JEALOUS I have something to suck! Emmett though.
Edward just glared at him, then slowly began to shake his head, ''you should see Bella in bed, then you'd be the jealous one!'' he finally shot back, stopping all the surrounding conversations.
''EDWARD!'' Bella complained.

The girls all kissed their men goodbye then waited for Emmett- who was locked in a vice tight bear hug and was French kissing Rosalie. ''Get a room!'' Nessie shouted to them. Rosalie pulled back Emmett's head an inch, ''tonight?'' she whispered. Emmett smiled like the pervert he is before leaving with the rest of the guys.

''So, on the boat... all day?'' Jasper asked, taking a heavy gulp. The others were all standing in the speed boat, smiling down at him shaking. Esme and Carlisle had poped Jasper's rubber ducky last night, so was left with no life staving aids...
''You're the most pathetic vampire to ever walk –or swim- the earth!'' Emmett moaned.
Jasper took a breath then let it out in a gust of wind, Edward, you need to save me from drowning or I'll tell Bella what you were looking at couple of nights ago...Jasper though.
''You wouldn't!'' Edward said out loud, causing Carlisle, Emmett and Jacob all to sigh in frustration.
I so would! Jasper thought then smiled maliciously. He climbed onto the boat and took his seat –once again- in the middle of the deck. Edward decided to drive the boat today, giving Carlisle a break, so he stood by the wheel then turned the boat around, steering it to the west side of the Island- where beautiful lagoons were hidden behind rock-caves.

''TUUUROOONIMOOOO!!'' Emmett shouted as he bombed into the water. Waves splashed into the shore, where the other's were laughing and laying on the beach. Diamonds shone from Edward and Carlisle, and half of Jasper- as he was angled so that he was half hidden by the colourful parasol. Jacob was laying on his stomach, smiling gently to himself as the sun shone down on him.

Emmett emerged from the water, moving almost in slow-motion as he waded from the sea- in a pair tight blue swimming Speedos. Edward wolf-whistled, - which caused Jacob to suddenly jump up from his towel – and Emmett flipped his curly black locks towards the breeze. ''Who the hell do you think you are?! James bond?'' Jasper shouted towards him.
''You can be my bond girl if you like, Jazz'' Emmett called back, and then winked over to him. Jasper put back on his sun glasses and went back to his lounging around. Carlisle, Jacob and Edward laughed at them.

Carlisle picked up the stereo remote and flipped to the next song- sex on the beach blasted through the speakers. Jacob sat very quiet and still, he didn't dare to sing even one line of the song... But the others, they were singing and dancing suggestively along with the stereo. Jake kept his eyes down as Jasper pelvic thrusted his way around the beach. Suddenly, Emmett looked up and saw Jacob just sitting there. Edward looked over at the same time, hearing Emmett's thoughts, but was too late to block him from speaking- ''so any luck on the sex issue with Nessie?!''
Jacob blushed, not knowing exactly what to say... Edward sympathetic eyes fell apon him. ''No... We haven't done anything like that yet...'' He admitted quietly. Edward chose not to say anything, not even laugh as the others did. Jacob blew out a gust of air, then spoke in a sure voice '' I'm glad you find it oh-so funny! You're all over 80 years old! Seriously, normal old men like you's should have to take Viagra! I'm just over 18 and I haven't done it, let alone know what I'm doing...'' His voice faltered during his mini-speech. The hyenas' quietened down. Edward smiled slyly.

Emmett was the first to talk after a few minuets, ''I was 16 when I first did it, very young. I faintly remember it; we were down by the river-side. It was just the two of us I think... but, like I said, I was very young and I had no idea of what I was doing''-Emmett paused to laugh at the memory, -''somehow though, I managed to get through it without a fail... I called myself 'sex wiz' and from that day on, I just knew what to do!'' He smiled and laughed at his memory and so did the others- even Jacob, but he doubted he'd end up giving himself a nickname for being a 'sex wiz'.

Jasper laughed, ''the first time I shacked up was with Maria... She was alot older than me –vampire age and human years- so she led me through it.'' He stopped to smile, then quickly grimanced and said, ''were not telling our girls about this, are we?'' When the others all smiled and agreed not to say anything, he continued, going into full detail- as he remembered it quite clearly- even making a few hand movements to explain it.
Twenty minuets later everyone stared at Jasper with eyes bugged wide and mouths hanging open. ''Well thank you for that, Jasper. It was... interesting'' Carlisle eventually said, not wanting to be rude.
''Ahh that's okay!'' Jasper replied. He looked around the circle of men, his eyes rested on Edward, who cowered into the sand- knowing what was coming next. ''How was your first time Eddie kins? How old were you... 109! The 109 year old virgin!'' Jasper and Emmett broke into hysterical laughter.
Edward put his hands in the air, ''hey, I have more respect of women than to... exploit them like you two did! I waited till I found the right girl, and then waited some more... and some more... then more... THEN I had sex with Tan-Bella'' he admitted. Jasper and Emmett grew quiet during his talk, then suddenly burst into laughter.
''You had sex with Tanya! Didn't you!!'' Emmett cheered.
''Did not. I clearly said 'Bella''' Edward shot back.
''You were gunna say Tanya! You sly dog!'' Jasper said. ''All those talks you've had with me, 'waiting till you find the right girl. You didn't want to spoil the experience' and it turns out you gone and poped the cherry with Tanya!''
''Okay, PO-LEASE don't say anything to Bella! When we were staying with Tanya and the rest, we went hunting, and I think she spiked my blood... but it doesn't count. I didn't enjoy it. Not at all. Case closed.'' Edward rushed out. Jasper winked and Emmett whistled at Edward. ''Carlisle, care to say anything?'' Edward said, trying to get the unwanted attention away from himself. He then mouthed 'Please' to the doc.

Carlisle sat up and placed his hands on his knees, he smiled delicately, ''I, too, waited.''- Emmett snorted at the word 'too'- ''When I became a Vampire, I didn't know if I could or couldn't have children, so I never dared to try it... But much later, when I turned Esme and quickly fell in love with her, we tried it... it was all new to me, scared me in some ways to!''- Carlisle laughed- ''but, Esme never could have children, something that hurt her more than anything... a couple of years later, when she accepted that, we started making love all over again, every time felt new.'' He smiled tenderly, ''it still does.
''But, when you get as old, you learn to appreciate how you can still feel as strongly as you do. I'm not saying wait, and I'm not saying rush into things, and most defiantly, don't let these chaps pressure you into it, Jacob. Because, at the end of the day, it's you and Nessie who make the choice. Nobody should make you feel a certain way about it... It's one-hundred percent all you and her. And that's the way it should be.'' The doc finished, and smiled towards Jacob, who was now sitting smiling back at him.

The boy's day- done :) I hope you liked it, and understood the message in it, that you shouldn't feel pressured into things that you're not to sure about. I have alot of friends who come to me and are like, ''what should I do...?'' and as their friend I tell them honestly what I think, but it's up to them to do what they feel is right. I really hope you take something from this one! Lol, sorry if it's too serious! Haha. AND if you don't like the why I write about the characters :/ It's just without there being a clumsy one, the dirty joker, the spazzy one the story wouldn't be no fun!! It would be just one boring ol' holiday! Even when me and my family go on holiday –okay I'll admit, I've NEVER been on a holiday like this!- we all play a role, my dads the joker, my mum is the caring one, my sister is the bossy one ;) who annoys the hell outta' us and I'm the one who pratts about, and acts like a spazz! Lol, anywhoooo, thank you for reading this, and please leave a review, love ya'll, thanks, Shannon xx