Kitty: Ha-ha, you'll never guess what.

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Ikuto: What?

Kitty: Okay well before I sat down to write this one (this is like 2am, because I can't sleep!) my dad turned off the internet when I was in the middle of drawing a picture, and now I lost it! So I did this big Mission Impossible thingy going down the stairs and into the living room, turning the internet back on and hopping back upstairs.

Ikuto: Did you go un-noticed/un-heard?

Kitty: Yes! I could be a professional spy…I always have lived up to the name Kitty…

*Disclaimers apply here and thanks to all who have commented, you guys are funnier then Des Bishop, Dara O'Brian and Father Ted PUT TOGETHER…sorry but I just don't like any comedy that isn't Irish lol*

BTW!!! People asked me what's the deal with Amu calling her mum lots of different names well it's like this:

When she's thinking about her she uses mother e.g. My mother has green hair.

When she's talking about her she uses mum e.g. "My mum said no."

When she's talking to her she uses Mamma e.g. "Thank you, Mamma!"

ALTHOUGH this can change. I do something similar with my parents name unintentionally. My dad is my dad and my father. My mum is my mum, mother and mama. It just depends on weather I want something from them or not LOL!!!

Enjoy:

My parents waved as they walked out the door and my father reluctantly started the car. After my mothers 50th speech on "what's in the fridge", "in case of an emergency" and "the numbers are on the table", they closed the door and drove off. Just like that. My parents left Ami and I in the care of a Nekomimi pervert. A cute one, at that, but still.

"Onii-tan!" Ami said, running into his arms. He picked her up and put her on his lap.

Much to my surprise, he was actually amazing with kids. He talked to her as if she was an adult, he tickled her and he even told her a bedtime story, well, twelve.

"I'm impressed," I said, my hand on my hip and I stood and watched him tuck Ami into her tiny bed.

"Sh!," he brought me outside and closed the door, "At what?"

"You and Ami. She loves you."

"Well duh, what girl doesn't?"

"I'm serious. I praise you and you go and make a joke of it."

"Yeah, I know. I'm good with kids. I had a younger sister and Tadase to take care of. His mother was a complete bitch who wouldn't even notice if Tadase shot himself in the head. Plus, I guess I like kids."

"Whoa. You learn something new everyday. Want to go watch a movie?"

"Yeah sure. What DVD's do you have?"

"Mamma went and got some the other day. Let's see we have-"

Ikuto made a noise through his teeth when he seen the T.V.

"Did you not notice it before?"

"No. How did I miss this? It's amazing!"

"I bet your T.V. is bigger though."

"Bigger…but no so pretty!"

I rolled my eyes and shuffles the DVDs in my hands. John Tucker Must Die - Japanese subs, Don't Laugh at my Romance, (OMG I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE SO BAD! I LOVE YOU KEN'ICHI!) Battle Royale, Ringu, Ju-On and some animes. At least my mother knew my favourites. Although I thought it would be safe not to watch Don't Laugh at my Romance because it might give Ikuto ideas. He picked out Ju-On straight away.

"I-Ikuto I don't think I can watch this again…"

"Oh why? It's just a harmless comedy."

"Comedy? It's horror, Ikuto!"

"I know. But I find it hilarious."

For some reason, at that moment, my 'Cool and Spicy' self kicked in and I said, "Yeah…sure why not? It's so funny. I bet Ami could watch it."

He grinned and stuck the DVD in the player. I sat down quickly, hoping that the scary pictures wouldn't come up as I was standing beside the screen. He sat down beside me laughing to himself and put his arm around me. At least that was some consolation.

The movie was worse the second time I seen it; that woman Kayako crawling along the floor will forever haunt me in my dreams. My scream fest started as soon as that couple ran over the cat. The worst thing is, it's not like a western movie with just plenty of pop-up scares; it had a storyline to it and in the end, all of the pieces made a puzzle and when you figured that out, you screamed randomly during the peaceful parts. Especially when I figured out what was causing the banging on the wall, every time I heard sound from next door or whatever, I looked instantly up to the ceiling. Sorry I'm not giving away too many spoilers, if you want to see Ju-On, go see it! It's a great movie, I even had to get Ju-On 1 and 2 on DVD! The special features are amazing. I also have The Grudge 2 on DVD too and it's funny to watch the little boy who plays Toshio covered in white paint play his Nintendo like a normal kid! Ha-ha!

When I thought my lungs couldn't take screaming anymore, it just got worse and worse. At one point, I was frantically searching the room for any evidence that we were not alone and something popped up on the screen and I grabbed Ikuto's hand. I couldn't believe it. But he just hugged me and said, "We can pause or stop it anytime you like…"

I just shook my head and buried my face in his shirt. It was too painful to watch. When it was over, my face was still firmly pressed into his shirt.

"Amu? Amu-chan? It's over. I took the DVD out. You can look now. Come on! Get off of me!"

When I lifted my head, he saw that tears were streaming down my face and around my eyes were peachy-pink.

"It's okay, Amu. It was just a movie. You couldn't possibly believe in a vengeful ghost who was killed by her husband? I mean, who would kill a cat? A cat!"

I wiped my tears away and laughed at him.

"We have Death Note don't we? We can watch that next."

"No don't," I said, stopping him from getting up of the sofa, "I might cry when L dies. I'm a massive Ken'ichi fan…"

"What will I do with you?"

We spent the rest of the night watching comedy, in hope that it would take my mind of Ju-On. It did work. At about half eleven we decided we were too tired to blink and go to bed.

"Ikuto…I-I'm scared."

"You just have to walk up the stairs, there's nothing at the top of them."

"B-But…"

"I'll protect you."

"How can you? What if something comes up and grabs me and your behind me? You won't be able to get me!"

"Ugh fine," he sighed, scooped me up and carried me up the stairs.

"Umm…" I blushed like never before, "I-Is this necessary?"

"With you, yes."

He even carried me up the steps to the attic where my room was and dropped me on the bed then leaning over me with his hands on the bed. His midnight blue hair, which almost looked cyan in the light of the moon, was hanging over his face.

"Ikuto…your s-so close," I turned my head to the side to avoid his loving stare.

But of course, he held my chin and faced my face to his. We closed our eyes and he kissed me. Just one long, sweet kiss. His lips were, as always, so warm against mine. And he was so gentle, there was no sign of eagerness in his kiss, but plenty of passion and temptation. That's the worst about Ikuto, the more you have, the more you want.

We must have been there for ages, my mind was too full of all things Ikuto to bother counting. The only thing that ran through my mind over and over again was, "he's so warm." And on a cold night like that night, you could definitely feel his warmth in comparison to the bitter cold breeze that blew in the window. The rest of that night is kind of fuzzy in my memories, don't worry, we didn't do anything like that, it's just it was full of unimportant detailed like; we got dressed and hopped into bed. Nothing weird, I wouldn't let Ikuto get his way.

The next morning, I had a bit of a lie-in. I was exhausted from last night. So was my throat. Ikuto, for the first time in his life, maybe, made breakfast. The smell of bacon drifted up to my room. Ahh, a western breakfast. I'm sorry I'm a vegetarian and I find the smell of bacon putrid…for those of you that do eat meat, is the smell nice? -.- I'm so unsure…

I walked downstairs in my fluffy pink slippers to find Ami and Ikuto, both still in their pyjamas too, sitting at the table.

"The sleepy Princess has arrived," Ikuto said, standing up and bowing.

"Shut up," I replied, sticking out my tongue.

"Pwincess Pwincess! Ami wants to play next!"

"Ami can play when she's finished her egg," he told her then turned to face me again, "We thought you'd never wake up and that our food would go cold!"

"Oh, and that would be the end of the world, right?"

Yoru sat on the table munching on a sardine, and as usual, Suu had cooked her fellow Charas more of a ten course meal then breakfast. They were too busy nibbling on something tiny to notice me.

"Owh, hih Amuh!" Miki said eventually.

"Don't talk with your mouth full, that's pretty gross," I said, cutting the bacon on my plate.

"She's your Shugo Chara Amu, not your child. There's a slight difference. Anyway, isn't that what you want to be?" Ikuto explained, looking up from what he was eating.

I looked at Miki who had toast in her hand and more crumbs on her face then in her mouth. It was kind of cute though.

"I guess if I was that cute, I'd be doing well."

"Don't be silly, Amu. Your adorable."

My eyes were sore from rolling them constantly, so I just left it and cracked open a boiled egg.

"Ack!" Ran cried.

"What's the matter?" I asked, dropping my spoon and leaning over to look at her.

"Poor baby! Poor baby!" she started to rub the egg on my plate, with pieces of shell falling off.

"Ran…it's a chicken egg. It's not a Shugo Chara!"

"But it's life!" she told me, "Eggs are life! I was born from one, I know how it feels. So were you too, you just don't remember it."

I blushed, "Ran, stop talking nonsense, eggs were put on Earth for me to eat. Anyway, there was nothing lie ever inside it, so it's okay to eat it."

"Eggs were put on Earth to give birth to new life, not for eating! It has the opportunity to hold something live inside it. It's a symbol for everything on Earth today!"

Suddenly I felt a bit bad about opening the egg. I still ate it though, it would be a terrible waste. The story is, you see, was that me and my friend were having dinner a while back and we had fried eggs. Normally I hate eggs, but fried eggs rock! So anyway, she watches/reads Shugo Chara too, and as a joke I picked up the egg box, hoping to find an egg. They were all cracked so I cried, "Oh no! The Shugo Chara!" We just giggled.

After breakfast I got dressed and then went into Ami's room to help her dress too.

"Ami wants Onii-tan to dwess her!"

"But Onii-chan is a boy and sometimes I worry about him around young girls…"

"Fine! Bu make Ami pwiddy!!"

I dressed her in a little Gothic Lolita dress I didn't even know she had. Man, I'd wear it if it was in my size. She fidgeted in it and complained.

"I feel weiwrd!"

"Ami, I wear stuff like that all the time. Am I weird?"

"No me wuv Onee-tan!"

"Well then put up with wearing this. I don't know how to dress you in anything else."

"O-kay!"

Ikuto announced that we were going to the park and Ami jumped into his arms.

"Well, don't you look cute, Ami-chan?"

"I wanna be jus like Onee-tan!"

"Awh…man I wish Utau was like you and not all over me like I was an underwear model. Okay let's go."

A new area of the park opened, a nature walk that ran down to a nearby lake. Ikuto insisted us on taking that route. So holding one of Ami's hand each, we strolled down the nice, new path. About halfway down, Ikuto spotted a parting between the bushes and ushered us to go in.

"Are you kidding me?" I said, "Ami will ruin her dress and I've never be able to keep up with you!"

He scooped Ami up and held her like a baby, "Problem solved."

I groaned, but soon followed him. He was very fast, even without Yoru Chara changing with him. Our Charas flew past the trees, chasing each other in circles.

"Shoogo Chawas! Pwiddy! I wanna pull Kitty's ears!"

"Ami stop moving, I can't hold you if you move too much. And…I don't think pulling Yoru's ears is a very good idea, he has sensitive ears," he said, adjusting Ami in his arms so that she was higher and closer to his chest.

I must admit, I was kind of jealous. Ami was in Ikuto's arms, getting carried by him, even getting to rest her head against his warm, hard chest while I was trying not to get my converse too wrecked and avoiding tripping on the roots of the trees. From looking down so often, a got smacked in the forehead a few times by branches, Ikuto didn't even notice. I was hurt by that. Even more then when he didn't show up at my birthday party.

We eventually got to a part of the lake that nobody else was at. Ikuto had made his own path to the lake. He put Ami gently down on the ground and threw a few flat stones in the water. They skipped across the water and I sat on a giant rock and smoothed out my pleated skirt. Ikuto taught Ami how to throw the rocks so they skim across the water rather then sink, and then sat down beside me.

"Cute kid, huh?" he said, as we watched her throw a stone as hard as she could into the lake and splash water on poor Yoru, her usual victim.

"Emm…Ami? Cute?" I did think Ami was cute, I just didn't like that she was getting more attention to me…and she was four.

"Yeah. Man, I love her."

"I see."

"Amu…you couldn't be…jealous?"

"Me? Jealous? Of a four year old?! You have got to be kidding me!"

"I think you are," his voice was very playful.

"I'm not! I swear!"

"Amu's jealous of her little sister~" he reached over and tickled me on my sides.

"S-Stop! Ikuto…" I managed to say, between gasps.

"Prove it," he said and quickly pressed his lips against mine. I didn't even realise he was kissing me for a few minutes. Forgetting that Ami and our Charas were close by, we continued to move our lips. I was kind of nervous, to be honest, and butterflies flew all over in my stomach. He started to gently bite my lip when Ami approached us.

"Why ish yur faces stuck togevar?"

I got such a shock I started to cough and choke, "A-Ami! Don't frighten me like that!"

"Yeah. It's cool Ami, I was just…kissing Amu goodbye."

"Gudbwe? Wer awe you going?"

"To play with Ami, of course," he said, picking her up and walking in the direction we came in, I followed like a sheep.

"Woo! Amu agus a buachaill-chara!" called Suu from behind me. Amu and her boy friend. Isn't it funny? Chara = character in Japanese pronunciation. Chara = friend in Irish!!! I actually thought the Shugo Chara title had something to do with friends when I first saw it! LOL!

We stopped at a stand to buy tayaki. Ikuto still ate it tail first, much to the amusement of Ami who was sitting on his shoulders at this stage.

"Oh! It's our friends," came a familiar voice.

I turned around to see Arisu and Hitomi nibbling on tayaki like us.

" Hi Hitomi! Hi Arisu! Nice to see you guys."

"Hi Amu-chan. It's nice to see you again too," Hitomi said smiling.

"H-Hello Ikuto-san," Arisu blushed as she stood beside him.

"Hey," he replied, taking another bit of tayaki, "Do I know you?"

"Yeah…we met the other day in the park…well, you fell asleep."

"Nope. Doesn't ring a bell."

"Is he joking?" she laughed nervously.

"Who's the little girl?" Hitomi asked, shaking Ami's hand and giving her a huge smile, causing Ami to mirror her smile, "Is she one of your sisters?"

"No. She's our daughter," Ikuto said, without hesitation.

"I-Ikuto?! What are you saying?!" I gasped.

"Amu just doesn't like to talk about it. It's okay Amu, they're your friends, you can tell them."

I felt like an idiot. I knew that if I said anything else, Ikuto would have an answer for it.

"Emm…okay. We have to go for dinner. Mama will kill me if I'm late," Hitomi said and took Arisu by the hand.

"Ikuto! You chased off my new friends by telling them weird things!" I cried, watching them walk out the park gate.

"I did it for a reason."

"And what reason was that?"

"I didn't like them. Especially not that Arisu girl."

"Dinner…that's right! We need to buy things for making dinner!"

"Oh. Sure. Let's go then."

I was watching this yolky with those guys from The Killers talking about their music videos and the singer was talking about how the one who directed the video to their song was a woman and he goes, "Well I think women pay more attention to detail." I've never blushed so much in my life ha-ha.

Ikuto's reviews - Vampire Knight.

People say that Vampire Knight is like Twilight. Your wrong. Twilight sucks. Well, it was the movie really that made me take such a disliking to the books. But anyway, Vampire Knight is great. Vampires, blood and cute girls. Yeah, I enjoyed it.

I didn't like the way Yuki ran off with that Kaname dude. That sucked. Poor Zero? That's like, ff Amu ran off with Tadase…or if I ran off with Utau. It's so wrong. Some people in anime just belong together. I had a gut feeling Yuki would run back to Zero but…no such luck. I think I'd like to be a vampire. I'd be like, sexier…if possible. Or I'd just look the exact same with fangs. Yeahhh.

Ouran High School Host Club.

Some of the guys in this kind of look like girls -.-'

Tamaki rocks! I mean, being able to control girls like that? He has them wrapped around his little finger! If I had magical powers like that, I'd probably be irresistible to Amu and get her to be my maid *drool*. I was kind of bored with this one until I found out that Haruhi was a girl. (Kitty: Don't worry folks, that's not much of a spoiler…honest!)

So yeah, I didn't really agree with that Haruhi kid dressing as a guy or whatever, she looks totally gross until they put her in a uniform. She also looks good in a swimsuit. The Ouran uniform is nice, but not a sexy as me in my uniform. I give guys nosebleeds.

What was up with Tamaki calling Kyoya "mother"? Were they really in a long-term relationship thingy? Omg! And the twins? Can anyone say adorable?! If I were gay (which I'm not, a relief for my female fans but I do accept love from my male fans too!) I'd totally lock them in my wardrobe…along with Amu.

And Hunny is just like a younger, blonde version of L! Zomg! Bonus! Me and L are good mates, I mean, we look hot together, right? Not as hot as me and Shirogane Ryo, but close LOL! Yeah, so like, Hunny deserves an award or something…just for looking cute while eating cake.

Mori is kind of scary…but he looks good on the cover pages. Ha-ha. I feel bad that he didn't really get much action in the manga and anime, but I guess he's just too quiet…unlike me! I'd say if they stuck a pair of Nekomimi on him, he'd gain much more confidence. I know that I feel really manly with kitty ears and tail :3

I think that's it…except for that weird guy who's next door to the music room…he rocks! And his maid-person is pretty cool too.