Lara: hey again so soon.

Itachi: Hn

Lara: Hey! What are you doing here?

Sasuke: Hn

Lara: And you! Where the hell do you guys keep popping out of?

Madara: Hn.

Lara: Wha...

Madara: Are you just going to stand there gaping like a fish or are you going to ywhat you wanted bout not owning Naruto?

Lara(narrowing eyes): I don't own Naruto. enjoy while I go and teach these Uhia's a lesson..


Save Me from the Demon I Fell In Love With

Run. She was running. Her bare feet were littered with scrapes as well as her legs and arms. Her ripped, once beautiful white sundress was billowing around her small frame and she was panting from exhaustion. Her lungs felt on fire and her throat dry. Her legs were screaming at her to stop and rest. Her eyes were droopy because of the lack of sleep and her thoughts were muddled together.

But still she did not stop. She couldn't stop. She must not stop.

She was running because someone up there had a very twisted sense of humor like most with a lot of power did. Like really, don't they have anything better to do? She was pretty sure there were much better things to do than have her run through the cover of night in a haunted forest to get away from a demon. A very powerful demon lord who was hell bent on making her his mate. Like hell!

At first the prospect had been very flattering and was straight out of a hopeless romance novel. She was always a romantic at heart no matter what she did or say. After all being a demon's mate, or wife if you had to look at it through human eyes, was unreal, especially if the demon was one so handsome.

The she realized he was being very serious. Like, very serious. Now, she's running for her life. Well, technically she was running to stay single.

And she was most pathetically out of shape. She made a mental note that if she gets out of here alive she's going to get fit...really fast!

She hears the chuckle of his laughter. The snapping of branches. The breathing of another. The whisper of a touch.

Time was running out and she had no more options! With a last ditch effort of getting out of here alive she ducks into a hollow tree. She holds her breath even when her lungs are protesting furiously. Her legs are shaking as her back hits the bark and she feels like collapsing.

There is no sound. Even the wind had stopped singing its deadly song. No crickets chirping, no lone owl hooting to leaves rustling…just nothing.

Suddenly she was enveloped by two strong arms from behind…and everything goes dark.


Sasuke(sulking): R&R.

Lara(hitting him upside the head)

Sasuke(pouting):...please