For BethBecker.
Because dispite all the complaints I make I really wouldn't upload as much without her and then the rest of you would hate me!
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I don't know why I'm doing this anymore.
I think it's for the pleasure of seeing black things scrawl their way along the plain white sheet that is this document.
Maybe it's because Simpa007 said I was officially awesome
-Note to Beth Becker: I did not stop writing to make myself a badge…-
Or I've been drugged.
That would explain why I'm sat at the ADD
I'm going to blame Katy-alice Cullen.
You know why?
No?
Well sit back and let me explain!
Chill people!
I'm not going to do one of those terrifyingly scary ones that makes you wonder when the nice men in white jackets are going to turn up on my doorstep with the coat that lets you hug yourself…
God I love those men.
They're so nice!
And that jacket is just laaavely!
…
Have you seen that room they have?
It's…
AMAZING!
They have DUVETS on the WALLS!
It's SO warm and bouncy!
Love it!
…
Right…
*claps hands*
Back to the point…
*scoffs*
As if there is a point!
THIS IS MADNESS I TELL YOU!
*normal voice* And you guys are just crazy for still reading this!
…
Yes.
Have you noticed how I keep going off topic?
I do.
…
Well, yeah Katy-alice Cullen has teamed up with Cooper101 and well…
They've been throwing water balloons around.
Not just any ones mind you.
DRUG FILLED ONES!
But not like…
BAD drugs…
Just caffeine…
And stuff…
…
LIKE CHOCOLATE!
Which will explain my hyper-ness.
Me plus sugar= MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!
Um- you don't agree do you?
…
….
Well yes.
They were like TEAM ROCKET!
Just more successful.
For example…
Matt?
Yeah.
He's currently stood in nothing but his boxers on the roof singing Stickwitu by Pussycat Dolls.
Apparently he's performing opera next.
*nods*
How they did it?
I don't know.
*terrified expression* I don't want to know!
STOP ASKING ME!
…
You want to know don't you?
…
*screams* WELL I'M NOT GOING TO IMAGINE IT UP FOR YOU! DO IT YOURSELF!
*ahem*
*calm and composed voice* I can tell you, however,
That I did hear him sobbing…
"No no please! Please don't tell my mummy."
*sighs happily*
Aah the power of blackmail.
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I HAVE TO WORK TODAY! I DON'T WANT TO! MAKE ME HAPPY BY HITTING THAT REVIEW BUTTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
TA-RA!