Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Kakashi

Kakashi lifted the Christmas Tree and put it in his house. Aki was in charge of the decorating. She grabbed the box and looked at the tree. She tilted her head one way, then another, she she laid on the floor and looked at it up side down. After she was sure what she wanted to do she started.

A few minutes later Aki was finished. The tree was covered in tinsle, ornaments, and candles. There was also a few snowflakes here and there. She had also made the edges of the branches white, to make it look like it had been snowing.

Out of the corner of his eye Kakashi saw something blue. He turned to look at it.

"I wonder if these are mine." Kakashi said as he lifted the ornament off of the floor. It was two Christmas oranaments stuck together, and the ornaments were balls.

"Wonder if wha- OH MY GOD! KAKASHI!" Aki yelled as she beat her head against the wall. Kakashi sighed, he hadn't meant that he had blue balls, but if it was one of his ornaments.

"Well if you're going to be like that then Kilie is coming over later tonight. Ear plugs might be nice. Actually, why don't you see if you can spend the night at a friends house?" Kakashi asked he didn't care. Aki beat her head against the wall even more. She didn't want to know that her uncle was going to do that while she was gone, it would give her night mares.

"I'll be back in a few..." Aki muttered, there was brusie forming on her head from beating her head on the wall. She left the living room and walked into the dining room, where the phone was located. She dialed Hinata. "Hinata?" Aki asked.

'Yes. What do you need Aki-chan?" Hinata asked.

"I was wondering if I could come over and spend the night there. Kakashi-sensei has...plans, and personally, I don't want to be here for them, if you get my meaning." Aki answered. In her house Hinata blushed.

'You're welcome to Aki-chan.' Hinata said.

"THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU HINATA!" Aki said as she hung up her phone. "Tomorrow I expect presents under that tree when I come home, got it?" Aki asked.

"Give me one good reason why you deserve presents." Kakashi said.

"Because if I don't have them then I'll sell all your things on Ebay. There are TONS of fangirls who would be willing to buy them. I'd get rich quick." Aki added with a smile. "Oh, and I'll tell them where Kilie lives so that they can go there and do all these horrible things to get her to tell them a lot about you. Fangirls go crazy when they want something bad enough." Aki explained. "I also have this picture of you in the shower..." Aki added, Kakashi glared at his neice.

"What do you want?" he asked coldly.

"I want...let's see..." Aki said as she thought about it a minute. Kakashi waited, trying to figure out where she would put that picture. She would use it against him all she could, until he found it at last.

"You didn't..." Kakashi muttered.

"Didn't what?"

"You put that picture in your bra drawer didn't you?" Kakashi asked.

"No, actually it's in my underwear drawer." Aki answered. "Now, here's what I want. I want a laptop, and a journal so that I can keep track of my victims. Don't bother trying to get into the drawer either, it's booby trapped. Besides, my room is made so that you'll be distracted by all that you see." Aki added.

The thought of going through his neice's underwear drawer sent shivers through him. "Alright, you'l get your laptop, and journal, now get out and go to Hinata's." Kakashi ordered.

"Gotta get something first." Aki said, she grabbed a bag out of the closet and walked into her room, packing PJ's, an outfit for the next day, and the picture was hidden in a pocket. A hidden pocket. After all her things were packed Aki left the house.

Soon after Aki left, Kilie appeared in a Santa outfit. The skirt was short and the shirt way too revealing for it to really be Kilie.

"Aki..." Kakashi muttered.

"Haha, yeah, I figured the shirt was too revealing for it to be Ki-" Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Kilie was standing there in the same outfit. Shirt and all.

"Kakashi! I thought you said she wasn't going to be there!" Kilie growled at him, Kakashi smiled and chuckled nervously.

"Uhm...yeah..." Kakashi laughed and Aki poofed away, not wanting to interupt their sleepless night.

"So...wrong..." Aki muttered as she walked up to Hinata's door. Just as she was about to knock Neji answered the door. "Killer Poke!" Aki exclaimed. "How's the finger?" Aki said, TenTen appeared next to him.

"His finger is great." TenTen said. Aki snickered and Neji growled at TenTen. She had no clue what she had just said to make Aki snicker and Neji growl. "Well it is, it's in perfect condition. No broken bones, no twist to it, nothing, it's perfectly straight and nothing is wrong with it." Aki rolled her eyes, sometimes TenTen was such a blonde.

"Well I'll see you guys later. I'm heading over to Hinata's to spend the night." Aki waltzed off and soon enough she was at Hinata's house. She was just about to knock on the door when Hinata answered.

"Hello Aki-chan." Hinata said. Aki smiled at her and headed inside.

"Hey Hinata," Aki began, "can I borrow your computer for a little bit?" Hinata nodded and Aki headed towards the computer. She took a picture out of her pocket and scanned it into the computer. She'd delete it after she was done. Then after a few minutes she started printing out copies of the said picture. "Oh Kakashi, just wait until I get the chace to post these after I get my presents." Aki smiled evilily and tucked the pictures away after making sure she deleted the picture.

-Kakashi-

Kakashi and Kilie had taken a break for a bit. He needed to get Aki those things or else she would put those pictures up. He knew his neice to well, or so he thought. He walked into a store that sold laptops and bought her one, then decided to get her something else as welll. After he'd bought everything that Aki needed from that store he headed off to the stationary store. He got her a nice journal and then headed home. He was sure that Kilie was through recouporating.

-Morning-

"I'M HOME!" Aki yelled as she walked in the door. She heard some things that she didn't want to hear so she put her headphones in her ear and walked over to the tree. She grabbed the two things that were tied together and had 'AKI' written on them in large, almost illegible letters. "You'd think that a ninja with such a high rank would have WAAAY better hand writing..." Aki muttered. A second later she was tearing into the presents, not bothering to care about the mess she was making. Aki's camera fell out of her pocket and turned on. She bent down to get it and just as she was her uncle walked out of his bedroom. The camera flashed and caught him off guard, he hadn't even known that Aki was home. "ARG MY EYES!" Aki yelled and fell over hoping to god that she didn't have to live with eyes anymore.

"AKI!" Kakashi yelled. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Kakashi yelled as he scrambled for some clothes and a mask that he'd taken off while in the middle of everything. Aki ignored him, grabbed her things, including her camera, and ran out of the house.

"Well, what an interesting morning." Kilie commented form the doorway, fully clothed. "I suppose that I should get going before the shit hits the fan." Kilie walked over to Kakashi kissed him, then left. She didn't want to be there for what that kid had in store for her uncle.

-A couple hours later-

"TAKE THAT KAKASHI!" Aki yelled as she looked at her handy work. She'd take the copies of the picture to the copy store with her dime collection that she'd been saving for about 10 years in case something like this happened and made copies of the picture. Now they were plastered everywhere and people were laughing their butts off at the picture.

Kakashi walked out of his house and his eyes opened wide when he saw the picture. "AKI!!!!" Kakashi yelled. Aki smiled and continued to admire her handiwork. The picture was plastered EVERYWHERE. There wasn't an inch of anything left to be seen.

In the picture Kakashi was getting out of the shower, butt first. There, on his right cheek there was a tattoo of a heart with 'Mom' written in cursive with an arrow through it. It was by FAR the MOST embarrassing picture of him ever. In the small of his back was a tramp stamp that read 'Propery of Kilie. Touch and die.' An arrow was pointing down towards his butt. He didn't remember that one.

"When the h- KILIE! AKI! YOU'RE BOTH SO DEAD!" Kakashi yelled to the air. People had gathered around and started pointing and laughing at him. Kakashi ran back inside the house and hide in a dark corner, sucking him thumb and wishing for his mommy.

"That's what you get. Now..time to sell this one on eBay!" Aki said, then headed towards the nearest computer Cafe to sell the picture of Kakashi butt naked that she happened to take earlier.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Yeah..okay, it's been a while since I've worked on it, I know. Anyways review and tell me who you want next!