Hi. I really hope you like this drabble. Idk if this thing's still popular after me not updating. Enjoy :)

One day, Dooku was planning an attack on the Jedi. As his ship was about to take off, he noticed a small green thing on the ground. "Land!" He ordered, thinking it was master Yoda. Getting off, he yelled, "surrender, Yoda!" but then he saw that this thing was way too small, it's eyes were too big, and it was not Yoda at all, but another one of his species.

"um..." said Dooku awkwardly. Then though, the thing opened up it's way-too-big mouth, and said, in a breathy, dreamy voice, "Helloooooooooooooo. Yoda's grandson I aaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm"

"Um," Dooku said again, backing away. The thing looked toward his ship.

"Hungry I ammmmmmmmmm" It said, giving him the puppy eyes. Dooku backed even further. He turned and ran back toward his ship. The thing followed. Then, just as he was about to go in, It's tongue came out and wrapped around the ship. Yes, it was THAT big. Yoda's grandson then proceeded to pull the ship into his mouth with his tongue. Dooku screamed like a girl and ran away. Later, Palpatine, a.k.a. Palpy (and Sidious, but I prefer Palpy), was walking down the corridor of the senate building, plotting his next big, evil scam, (which happened to be getting the idiot donut shop down the street to lower their prices), When he walked into something small and green.

"sorry master Yoda," he began to say to the green thing, but then he realized that this thing was way too small, and it's eyes were too big, and it was not Yoda at all, but another one of his species.

"um..." He said awkwardly. Just then though, the thing opened up it's way-too-big mouth, and said, in a breathy, dreamy voice:

" Hellooooooooooooooooo. Yoda's grandson I aaaaaammmmmmm"

" oh god" said Palpy, backing away.

Just then, Anakin came over. "what's going on?" He asked.

" um..." said Palpy again.

Then Anakin looked down. " what the hell is that? He asked. Just then, Yoda appeared. Like, out of thin air. Everyone stared.

" my grandson he is. Treat him well, you will"

". Yoda's grandson I aaaaaaammmmmmm" said the green thing again, looking at Palpy, but at the same time, as he had everyone's eyes on his face, he reached out, took Palpatine, Head Chancellor of the Republic, and with the air of someone eating a subway sandwich, took a bite out of him.

" AHHHHHHHHH!" Anakin screamed.

" Patient you must be young Skywalker" Yoda scolded.

" AHHHHHHHHH! It's eating Palpatine!"

" teething he is" Yoda retorted.

Just then, time stopped. Then Plo appeared. "oooooops!" he said. Then he disappeared to wherever he'd come from, and time unfroze.

When Yoda's grandson had finished Palpy, He gave a satisfied burp. "tastes like cheese he does" He muttered. "Hungry anymore I am nooooooooooooooot" And disappeared.

There. And yes, I did copy from the other chapter. I don't know if anyone else gets the cheese guy thing, but if you do you get a virtual pie!