Hey guess what? I LIVE! LOL jk but seriously... here's the next chapter! Probably won't be any time soon that i get up the next one... but when i do find times that I can type, i usually try to get at least a little done :) but HEY you guys have been waiting for ages! Read on!

(p.s., part of this chapter is "altered universe", and I put that in quotes because it's not even probable to happen in real star wars... kind of like all the other crazy things that happen :D)

Last time, on A Not-So-Normal Week2: After finding out that Ahsoka could be infected by a deadly bug, Barriss and Ahsoka set out to find the writer of the magazine, only to find out that it was Aurra Sing herself.

This time, on A Not-So-Normal Week2: Why does Aurra write magazines? And what will Ahsoka and Barriss do about it?

A Not-So-Normal Week 2

Chapter 10: Bounty Hunter Boredom

"Aurra Sing?" Ahsoka exclaimed. "You write magazines?"

"I didn't have anything else to do, ok? No one seems to want my help anymore." Aurra said bitterly.

"So, you were bored?" Barriss asked.

Aurra didn't meet their eyes. "Yeah," She murmured.

"We can help you find things to do!" Ahsoka suggested.

"If you give us the cure." Barriss said.

"There is no cure! The bug is a fake." Aurra snapped.

Ahsoka felt so much relief she thought she would collapse. "So, I'm not infected?"

"Not with the bug, no," Aurra replied.

"Phew!" Ahsoka said, still trying to take in the relief.

"I thought for sure everything in the magazine was true!" Barriss said with a frown.

Aurra rolled her eyes.

"So, what do you want to do?" Ahsoka asked.

"I thought you said you were going to help me find stuff to do." Aurra said.

"Oh, we will!" Ahsoka assured her. "Let's go back to the Jedi Temple."

"You're going to- let me into the Jedi Temple?" Aurra asked, shocked.

"If you promise not to kill anyone." Barriss pointed out.

"I promise! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Aurra exclaimed, running and hugging both Ahsoka and Barriss.

Ahsoka was a little shocked, but she just smiled and went back with Barriss and Aurra to the Jedi Temple.

Anakin gasped and screamed like a little girl when he saw Aurra arm in arm with Barriss and Ahsoka.

"It's ok, Skyguy, she's not gonna hurt anyone." Ahsoka assured Anakin, coming into the living room.

"So, this is where you live? Wow, pretty nice!" Aurra commented as she looked around.

Anakin almost stumbled into the living room. "Ahsoka, what is she doing here?"

"She was bored, so we're gonna help her find things to do." Ahsoka replied.

"B-b-b-but, but she's-"

"Yeah, yeah, we know! She's a bounty hunter. So what?" Ahsoka said with a roll of her eyes.

"Well… just be careful…" Anakin warned her.

"I will." Ahsoka rolled her eyes again.

"Maybe we should go and see Obi-Wan. He's always got something to do." Barriss suggested.

"Good idea! Let's go!" Ahsoka agreed, so they left for Obi-Wan's quarters. And as soon as they had left, Anakin fainted.

Knock, knock, knock! Ahsoka knocked rapidly and repeatedly on Obi-Wan's door.

Satine opened the door. "Hi, Ahsoka. Hi, Barriss. Hi- Whoa! What is Aurra Sing doing in the Jedi Temple?"

"She's bored." Ahsoka explained.

Satine shrugged. "Ok."

"Where's Obi-Wan?" Barriss asked.

"He's devouring an entire chocolate cake." Satine replied.

Ahsoka couldn't help but giggle. That sounded like typical Obi-Wan. "We were going to ask him if he knew of anything we could do. Could we come in?"

"Sure." Satine said with a shrug. She popped a piece of bubblegum in her mouth and started chewing it.

Ahsoka led Aurra and Barriss inside and to the kitchen.

Obi-Wan, who was holding a half-eaten piece of cake and had his mouth full of said cake at the moment, waved to them. His mouth was covered in chocolate frosting, and cake crumbs stuck in his beard.

Swallowing his mouthful of cake, Obi-Wan said, "Hi girls!"

It seemed he hadn't even noticed Aurra.

"Master Obi-Wan, do you have anything we can do?" Ahsoka asked, looking at him hopefully.

Obi-Wan fell silent for a while, just thinking and eating his cake.

Ahsoka, Aurra, and Barriss waited for seven minutes straight. Obi-Wan didn't say a word.

"Obi-Wan?" Ahsoka said, just making sure he was still alive.

"Huh?" Obi-Wan said, looking around. "Oh, hi Ahsoka! Did you ask me a question?"

"Yes. Did you forget already?" Ahsoka asked.

Obi-Wan bit his lip, and realizing there was frosting there, licked it off. "I have no idea!"

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "Well… do you have anything to do? We're bored. Especially Aurra."

Obi-Wan thought for a moment. "I got a shipment of meatballs this morning in the mail."

Ahsoka, Barriss, and Aurra exchanged a glance. "Pardon me for asking, Master Kenobi," Barriss said, "but why did you buy meatballs and have them shipped to your house?"

"Oh, I didn't buy them!" Obi-Wan said with a hearty laugh. "They were sent to me by the leader of the Donut Corporation."

"Donut companies have leaders?" Ahsoka asked. It amused her to imagine a king sitting at the head of the donut factory, ordering all the factory workers around… all whilst they wear ridiculous donut-elf costumes.

"Why of course!" Obi-Wan exclaimed. He climbed atop the table and declared, "I once was a servant in a donut kingdom."

"No you weren't." Muttered Satine, who was sitting on the couch, fiddling with her neon-green-painted nails, and occasionally blowing a bubble with her gum.

"They made me do all the work!" Obi-Wan cried dramatically.

"No they didn't." Satine stated, though she didn't care.

"One day I remember," Obi-Wan started, "I had to save Lady Donut- (she's the one who decorates all the donuts you know) because she fell into the giant tub of pink frosting! Lady Donut is a goldfish you know."

"No she isn't." Satine murmured.

"So I dove right into that frosting!" Obi-Wan declared, jumping off the table dramatically. "And I scooped up Lady Donut like this-" He grabbed Ahsoka off the ground and pretended to be swimming.

"Put me down, Obi-Wan!" Ahsoka cried, though she couldn't help but laugh.

"Then I jumped right out of the frosting, and I said, 'Lady Donut, I am honored to have saved your life.' and I kissed her!"

Obi-Wan was about to act that part out, but Ahsoka pushed him away. "Ok, Obi-Wan, awk-ward! Put me down this instance!"

So Obi-Wan dropped Ahsoka on the ground.

"Ouch!" Ahsoka yelped. "You could have done it a little more gently?" She said, pushing herself off the ground and rubbing the back of her head.

Obi-Wan shrugged and grabbed another piece of cake. "So that was the story of how Master Windu ate a car."

Everyone stared at Obi-Wan.

"I thought you were talking about when you saved Lady Donut?" Aurra asked.

Obi-Wan burst out laughing. He kept laughing, and laughing, and laughing. "Who in the galaxy is Lady Donut? It sounds like a cartoon character's name!"

Ahsoka groaned. "You just told us the story!"

"What story?"

"You told us how the leader of the Donut Corporation sent you some meatballs." Barriss reminded him.

Obi-Wan started laughing even harder. "You guys are hysterical! Those meatballs were a gift from Anakin! They even came with a sweet little note that said 'you are a jerk'!"

Ahsoka and Barriss exchanged a glance as Obi-Wan continued to laugh his head off.

"You know what," Ahsoka said, "we can just go ask someone else for something to do."

Obi-Wan, still laughing, nodded his head the best he could. "Alright, have fun girls!"

Ahsoka led Barriss and Aurra out of the room.

Satine walked into the kitchen, popping a bubble in her gum. Seeing Obi-Wan still laughing, she rolled her eyes.

"I can't believe those girls!" Obi-Wan said, of course still laughing. "They're crazy!"

Satine didn't say a word, just face palmed.

"OOOOOOOOOH! I GOT HOT CHOCOLATE!" Obi-Wan screamed at the top of his lungs. He dashed to the coffee maker and tried to dump the contents into a mug. But nothing came out. After all, he hadn't turned it on, and coffee makers don't make hot chocolate.

Meanwhile…

"I told you, the red one goes here, and the purple one goes there." Kit was attempting to show Mace how to organize a steel rod collection.

"But, Kit, they're all the same color!" Mace protested.

Kit frowned. "No they're not! Look, this one is red, and this one is purple."

"And you're colorblind!" Mace exclaimed. "I'm leaving."

"You can't leave!" Kit cried, grabbing Mace's arm. "You have to know how to organize them!"

Kit picked up one of the steel rods and examined it carefully. "Mm hm, just as I thought," he murmured, "it's a twenty-two inch long, two inch thick rod."

Mace groaned. "They're all that size!"

"Are not! Look- this one is twenty-two inches long, but it is two point zero zero zero one inches thick." Kit showed him.

"That's the difference of a millimeter, Kit." Mace told him.

"Who is the teacher here?" Kit asked.

"You." Mace said quietly.

"Right. Now, organize!"

Mace began to line up the steel rods.

"MACE!" Kit shouted. "Blue rods never go next to maroon ones."

Mace looked at the rods. They all looked the same color to him. (because they were.)

"You know what, forget this!" Mace cried. "This is a waste of my wonderful time! I could be running around in a bucket of slime right now."

Kit shrugged. "Ok. MONKEYS!" He screamed.

The monkeys lined up.

And as Mace walked away, Kit was saying, "Ok, monkeys. Now this is how you organize steel rods…."

Meanwhile… Ahsoka is still trying to find something for Aurra to do. Barriss got bored of waiting around, so she went back to tend to her kiwi tree. Now, Ahsoka is starting to get exasperated because she can't find anything to do…

Ahsoka let out a frustrated groan. "I'm sorry, Aurra, really I am. I can't seem to find anything to do!"

Aurra looked disappointed.

But, before she could answer, Ahsoka went on. "I tried to see if Obi-Wan had anything to do, but all he did was forget everything. We asked Aayla, but she was too busy making crayon cookies and didn't even want to talk to us. We asked Rex, but he was too obsessed with his stupid video game. Yoda was taking a nap. Shaak Ti is on vacation to the Great Place with Lots of Beaches (and I know it's not really called that). Padme was organizing her sock drawer- again. My master just doesn't want to help. Mace was at Kit's doing something I don't know what. Barriss left. Luminara's baking asparagus muffins. Satine's with Obi-Wan. Chuchi's volunteering at a battery convention. Even R2-D2 is playing dolls!" The Padawan looked close to tears. "It looks like we're the only ones without something to do. And it's my fault."

Aurra was shocked. Never before had she felt so- so… sympathetic. Never before had she even come to a situation where someone had tried to help her, for that matter. And definitely she'd never come to a place where someone had tried to help her and failed… and was sorry for it. It almost made her feel guilty. She couldn't meet Ahsoka's eyes as a small tear rolled down the young girl's face.

"Please don't be mad," Ahsoka said, her breathing jagged with sobs.

Aurra was inwardly panicking to figure out what was the right thing to do. Finally, on a sudden impulse, she pulled Ahsoka into a hug and held her tight. "It's ok, Ahsoka. It's not your fault that we can't find anything to do."

Ahsoka was too thankful for the comfort Aurra was giving her to even be shocked. Aurra Sing, once ruthless bounty hunter, was hugging a crying girl. It seemed unreal.

"We don't need other people to help up find something to do anyway. We can do something together!" Aurra suggested.

Ahsoka dried her tears and smiled warmly. "That's a great idea!" They started to walk, but Ahsoka paused.

"What is it?" Aurra asked.

Ahsoka looked at her. "Thank you, Aurra. You know, you aren't that bad when you're not trying to kill me."

Aurra laughed. "Same to you. I kinda like being on your side. It's a lot more fun than taking orders from people like Ziro and stuff."

"Well I like you being on our side too." Ahsoka said, then she suddenly gasped.

"What?"

"Maybe," Ahsoka said, "just maybe…"

"What?"

"Maybe you're Force sensitive! You could be a Jedi!" Ahsoka was getting excited about this.

"You really think so?" Aurra asked. She was excited too.

Ahsoka nodded rapidly. "Yes! Let's go ask Yoda!"

"Ok!"

So the two ran off.

They rushed to Yoda's quarters and knocked, desperately hoping Yoda was up from his nap.

He was, and he was eating some chocolate covered corndogs.

"Yoda?" Ahsoka asked.

"Padawan Tano! Join me for chocolate corndogs, would you like to?"

Ahsoka grimaced just at the thought. "No thanks,"

"I'll try some." Aurra said.

"Master, I'm sure you're familiar with the bounty hunter Aurra Sing?" Ahsoka asked, gesturing to Aurra. "Well, she's decided she doesn't want to be bad anymore, and she is wondering if she would be able to become a Jedi."

"OOOOOOOH GOODIE NEW JEDI! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!" Yoda screamed. "But first, need to test your mediclorients we do."

So Yoda took the little needle and took a tiny blood sample from Aurra- so small she didn't even feel it.

Aurra and Ahsoka watched in eager anticipation as Yoda looked on his little mediclorient-counting device.

"Hmm…" Yoda said.

"Well?" Aurra couldn't help but get a little impatient.

"A Jedi you can become." Yoda replied simply.

Aurra screamed in joy, and she and Ahsoka jumped up and down.

"Who will train her, Master?" Ahsoka asked.

Yoda was about to say that he would train Aurra, but at that moment, the phone rang. "One second," Yoda said and he picked up the phone. "Hello? Master Yoda this is. … Mm hm, … see I do, … tragic that is. Be right there right away I will."

"Who was that?" Asked Aurra.

"The corndog restaurant, broken down, it is! Fix it, they asked me to." Yoda explained. He grabbed his tool bag.

"But- who's going to train me?" Aurra asked.

Ahsoka spoke up. "I could… train Aurra for the moment, if you want, Master. I- I mean, if you don't want me to that's ok… I mean I am just a Padawan…" She hoped her cheeks weren't bright red, because she felt kind of embarrassed.

"Start her training you can, Padawan Tano. Be back soon, I will." and Yoda left.

Ahsoka beamed. Aurra smiled just as brightly. "Let's start right away." Ahsoka said.

"Yes!"

So they went to the Padawan training area. Aurra had received a training lightsaber; the kind that only stings a little if you touch it but it won't actually cut through anything. Ahsoka got one of said lightsabers as well, so she wouldn't accidentally cut Aurra in half!

"Alright…" started Ahsoka, "first lesson."

Ahsoka racked her brain to remember all of Master Skywalker's lessons and teachings. She couldn't remember much… but hopefully it would be enough. The first thing that came to her mind was:

"Don't drink too much coffee."

Aurra adjusted her grip on the lightsaber. "Alright. Not too much coffee. Got it."

Ahsoka remembered the wise words of Master Yoda. "Eat along the way, you can."

"What good will that do?" Aurra asked.

"So you can get more things done. It's really a good trick. Just don't run or you'll choke."

"Alright…" Aurra said unsurely.

Ahsoka continued to impart basically useless information to Aurra, none of which related to being a Jedi at all. But Aurra didn't know the difference.

After the training session was over, Aurra said, "Wow, I never knew playing Frisbee before breakfast was a bad idea!"

"It is, trust me." Ahsoka said.

The two went back to Ahsoka and Anakin's quarters.

"Ahsoka!" Anakin cried. "There you are! I've been looking all over for you, where have you been all day?"

"Yoda asked me to help train Aurra. She's going to be a Jedi!" Ahsoka said excitedly.

Anakin's jaw dropped. Then he fainted.

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "Come on, Aurra. We need to ask Yoda where you'll be staying. There are always empty rooms somewhere, I'm sure he will find you a place to stay."

So they found Yoda, who was back from the corndog restaurant.

"Yoda, Aurra needs a place to stay." Ahsoka told him.

"Ah, yes," Yoda said, he handed Ahsoka a key, which had a room number on it. "here."

Ahsoka smiled. "Thanks! Come on, Aurra. I'll show you to your quarters."

Aurra smiled as well. "Ok, let's go."

So the two walked along and tried to find the room on the key. Finding it at last, Ahsoka handed Aurra the key and let her to do honors.

Aurra unlocked the door and came in. It was a cozy place, with a small kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, living room, and large window.

"Wow, this is great! Thanks so much, Ahsoka." Aurra said.

"You're welcome." Ahsoka replied with a smile. "Well, I'd best be getting back to my master. It's almost dinner anyway."

"Ok. See you tomorrow!" Aurra said, and Ahsoka left her room.

Ahsoka got back to her and Anakin's quarters and opened the door.

"Ahsoka! I'm so glad you're alive!" Anakin exclaimed as she walked through the door.

Ahsoka was almost taken aback. "What do you mean?" She asked.

"You've been with Aurra Sing all day, Snips! You could've been killed!" Anakin replied furiously.

"Master," Ahsoka tried to explain, "she's changed! She's not a mean ol' bounty hunter anymore. She's nice, and she's going to be a Jedi."

Anakin raised a skeptical eyebrow. "I still don't like it."

Ahsoka bit her lip, but didn't know what to say.

"Anyway," Anakin started, Ahsoka being relieved he was changing the subject, "I got pizza."

"Ok." Ahsoka replied.

Anakin held up a piece of paper with a picture of pizza on it. "See! See? I got pizza!"

Ahsoka rolled her eyes.

"But we can get pizza for dinner too, if you want." Anakin said.

Ahsoka agreed, so they ordered some pizza.

After dinner, they both went to bed.

What surprises could tomorrow hold?

See ya in a while! :)