EVERYBODY LOVES KARKAT
CHAPTER TEN: I NEED A DATE FOR THE BALL!
BY unnoticedTurmoil
This is purrfect! Your name is NEPETA LEIJON and your staring at an invite to an all-castes-invited highblood ball held by one Vriska Serket. You immeowdiately whisk out the purrtable paw-held compurrter Equius got you fur your wrigglering day.
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AC: :33(( *ac pounces hapurrly on karkitty*
AC: :33(( karkitty!
AC: :33(( vriska is holding a furabulous ball!
AC: :33(( do you purrhaps want to go with me?
carcinoGeneticist is idle
AC: :33(( karkitty?
GC: WHAT?
GC: OH
GC: HOLD ON NEPETA
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Well. That clawed have gone better. What was karkitty doing? What if someown else asked him furst! Oh no!
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GC: THE BALL?
GC: YEAH I'M GOING
AC: :33(( *purrs at karkitty*
AC: :33(( that isn't meowhat I asked karkitty!
GC: OH GOG, THAT PUN WAS PAINFUL
AC: :33(( *grins playfurly at karkitty*
GC: NO.
GC: I AM NOT DOING THAT
AC: :33(( *blinks at karkitty, not understanding him purrhaps?*
GC: GOG DAMNIT NEPETA
AC: :33(( pl33e33e33ease?
AC: :33(( *makes big eyes at karkitty*
CG: GOG.
CG: FINE
CG: KARKAT TELLS NEPETA TO FUCK OFF
AC: :33(( you furgot the spurrkles. :33
CG: FUCK YOU.
CG: WHAT DID YOU WANT ANY WAY?
AC: :33(( I asked you if you might purrhaps want to go to the ball with me!
AC: :33(( *looks at karkitty hopefurlly*
CG: SURE.
CG: WE COULD ALL GO AS A FUCKING GROUP.
CG: LIKE,
CG: HEY,
CG: WE AREN'T FUCKTARDS WHO CAN'T GET DATES,
CG: WE JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE WE NEED A MATESPRIT TO MAKE US FEEL WANTED.
CG: SURE NEPETA.
CG: GREAT IDEA
CG: EXCEPT AT THE BOTTOM IT SAYS "MUST HAVE A DAAAAAAAATE! ;;;;;;;;)"
CG: DIDN'T YOU EVEN READ THE FUCKING INVITE?
CG: OR DID YOU SEE "BALL" AND FLIP YOU FUCKING SHIT
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You look at the invite again. Karkat was right! You did have to have a date. You squeal in glee. That means you couldtake Karkat!
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AC: :33(( so?
CG: SO WHAT
AC: :33(( do you want to go with meow?
CG: MEOW
AC: :33(( :3333
CG: OH
CG: YOU MEAN ME.
CG: I CAN'T
AC: :33(( :OO
AC: :33(( why not?
CG: I WAS ALREADY ASKED
CG: BY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY READ THE INVITE
AC: :33(( WHO?
CG: GOG NEPETA
CG: ARE YOU PLANNING TO LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO SHITTYASS SPACE WITH ALL THOSE FUCKING QUESTION MARKS
AC: :33(( *furowns at karkitty*
AC: :33(( who karkitty?
AC: :33(( who asked you?
CG: UH
CG: EQUIUS
CG: ACTUALLY
CG: I'M TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW
AC: :33(( WHAT?!
CG: WHAT
CG: HOLY SHIT
CG: NEPETA,
CG: THERE'S SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY FUCKING WINDOW
CG: AND IT LOOKS A FUCKING LOT LIKE YOU
CG: I MEAN, I CAN'T SEE IT REALLY WELL BUT
CG: IT LOOKS A FUCK OF A LOT LIKE YOU
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Busted. You jump down furm your tr33 purrch and run nimbly away.
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CG: IT JUST JUMPED OUT OF A FUCKING TREE
CG: FROM THE FUCKING TOP
CG: OF A FUCKING TREE
arsenicCatnip has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist
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you are going to kill your meowrail.
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AC: :33(( EQUIUS!
AC: :33(( WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
CT: D==) Nepeta.
CT: D==) What f001ishness is this?
CT: D==) You are sounding e%ceedingly similar to the loud grey text lowb100d.
AC: :33(( YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU STOLE?!
AC: :33(( EQUIUS, I'M PISSED!
CT: D==) What?
AC: :33(( I was going to take karkitty to the ball!
AC: :33(( you're such an ass! :00
CT: D==) Oh.
CT: D==) Well, yes.
CT: D==) I am taking the loud lowb100d to the highb100d dance.
AC: :33(( you knew I had a crush on him!
AC: :33(( equius how could you?!
CT: D==) Nepeta,
really, I am not seeing the problem here.
CT: D==) He will e%pire before you anyway.
AC: :33(( then it would be even worse fur you!
CT: D==) Incorrect. I w001d be e%pecting it.
CT: D==) You w001d most likely be not.
AC: :33(( you, you, you
AC: :33(( you know what?
AC: :33(( FUCK YOU!
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**modified some quirks because i finally realized they weren't getting through right. -~-; anyone want pairing action look me up at , i'll try to figure a oneshot, or if you have a general idea... still working on the gamkar oneshot. taking a frickin' long time. this took forever 'cuz of that. .; i so sorry!**
homestuck spurred from the brilliant mind of andrew hussie.