BPOV
"You didn't!" Rosalie yelled at me while laughing.
"What… I was nervous and I had a dozen of them still sitting in my closet from when you girls decided to put me on the mailing list as a joke and pay extra for back issues. I just grabbed them all and tossed them in the bag." I replied.
"I hope Edward doesn't think you were sending him a mixed signal." Alice said.
"Well, I thought the point was to put something perverted or of a sexual nature into the bag." I said, defensively.
"Yes, it is Bella… but don't you think that Edward, being a straight guy, may freak out a little over having Playgirl Magazines as his 'gift' from you?" Rosalie said.
"Oh… I see your point." I reply, feeling like a moron.
"Don't worry about it, Bella. Next Thursday is Halloween and I have a great idea for garbage pickup." Alice says gleefully.
Oh… great.