Elementary School Field Day
"Sack race? Tug 'o' War? BINGO? What, is this an elementary school field day or something?"
Lapis Lazuli rolled her eyes as her girlfriend, Jasper, looked at the camp flier.
"Jasper, that's not even the camp we're at." she muttered, snatching the flier from Jasper and pointing to the second one on the list.
"Hm." Jasper muttered, shooing away a fly buzzing by her ear and studying the flier. "Archery or riflery, wood carving, painting, fire-building, canoeing, kayaking...horseback riding..?"
Lapis huffed."Yes, Jasper, and obviously hiking, since we have to go up and down this hill to the cabins every day."
Jasper nodded.
"Does it say anything about swimming on there?" the blue-haired girl asked, kneeling down to tie her shoes.
Jasper studied the flier."Yep." She smirked at Lapis and said,"You have something sexy you wanna show me?"
Lapis blushed as soon as Jasper said that and looked nervously to the side."No, Jasper."
"You sure?" asked Jasper, a disappointed look on her face.
"Yes."
They continued the walk up the hill.
Suddenly, Lapis' shoe untied. "Aw, crap." She bent over and started tying them.
"Nice ass."
"Shut-sh-shut up!" yelled Lapis, standing back up, shoes only half tied.
They continued to walk.
Sorry this one was so short, that was really all I wanted to write for this: Lapis is just asking questions about camp, and Jasper keeps being a horny jerk.
BTW, PEOPLE: I'd be the horny jerk.
Tell me in the reviews if you'd be the horny jerk too. XD
-JGD