Who let the dogs out?

General POV

Skulduggery was standing on a table, screaming in fear and pointing at the monster, at the little brown fluffy poodle in Valkyrie's arms. "Valkyrie! Get that away from me!" He shouted.

"But Skulduggery, she's cute, fluffy and so friendly. Why are you scared of such a cutie?" Valkyrie tickled the puppy's belly, making it bark happily. Skulduggery screamed again.

"Valkyrie! Get away from it! It's dangerous!" He yelled. Her jaw dropped in mock horror and looked at the puppy's hazel eyes.

"Skulduggery didn't mean it, Hazel. You are a cute puppy. Yes you are. Yes you are." She stroked Hazel's head and looked at Skulduggery. "This is supposed to help you. Now, I have to make lunch. You are going to look after Hazel. Got it?" She said menacingly and placed Hazel in Skulduggery's arms.

He stood frozen and screamed when Hazel bit on his arm. He ran around the living room and knocked over the couch, a hard thing to do. Valkyrie heard the sounds from the kitchen and sighed. This may take a while…

My version of his encounter with a dog. This took me 5 mins to write so that you could have an ACTUAL drabble. Not to fluffy, I hope?

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