IM with the Cullens

by Sam the Ant Ha

Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk. Permanent hiatus.

10. How Are You Feeling

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, just the plots. Just the damn plots. *sobs*

Reviews are appreciated.

Wow, this update was quick.

Not saying I'm Mother Teresa or anything, but...

I'm pretty damn close. :)

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Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.

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MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

DrShizzle has entered the chatroom.

RUMyMommy has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: What is going on?

ICanCU: I don't know. I can't see! I can't see!

HearMeRoar: Haha, Alice is the new Helen Keller!

IxFeelxYou: She said she couldn't see, not that she couldn't hear or speak, dumbass.

HearMeRoar: *glares* Whatever, Jazzy-poo.

IxFeelxYou: You are NOT bringing that up again!

RUMyMommy: Children, please.

SoHawt: I'm not a child! I'm.... damn. The book never mentions how old I am.

DrShizzle: Listen to your mother, Rosalie.

SoHawt: She's just jealous because I'm a hottie and she's a nottie.

RUMyMommy: *gasp* *hides notebooks full of self-hatred poetry*

DrShizzle: ROSE! YOUR OUT OF LINE!

SoHawt: ADMIT IT, CARLISLE! YOU WANT TO TAP THIS!

HearMeRoar: C'mon Dad, I mean who doesn't want to tap that?

IxFeelxYou: *raises hand*

ICanCU: *raises hand*

DoIDazzleU: *raises hand*

RUMyMommy: *raises hand*

DrShizzle: See? Not everyone wants to do your Rose.

HearMeRoar: I can explain why they don't though. Jasper and Edward, I'm pretty sure had an affair, so they're recovering gays, Alice has just gotten over her affair with Bella, and Esme... well Esme's jealous of Rose's spectacular body.

DrShizzle: Wait... did Bella raise her hand?

MsFallsAlot: Rose is HAWT!

DoIDazzleU: *vampire shock*

SoHawt: Ewww, the human likes me. *shrugs* Who wouldn't though...? I am me.

MsFallsAlot: Mmmm. She's feisty, I like a challenge.

HearMeRoar: *eyes widen* My Rose.

MsFallsAlot: *licks lips* Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't give up. I want you.

ICanCU: *gasp* She's a TRACKER!

IxFeelxYou: You mean...!?

ICanCU: *nods sadly* GPS.

DrShizzle: Edward... are you okay?

DoIDazzleU: *comes out of vampire shock* *grabs Coke bottle and pours down face* Why! WHY! WHHHY!

RUMyMommy: *sighs* I better clean that up before it stains the carpet.

RUMyMommy has left the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Happy thoughts, Edward. Family. Friends. Alice and Bella... uh I mean... Rose and Bella.... uh I mean bunnies?

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

DrShizzle: Oh no. I better go try to help him.

ICanCU: *glares* You only ruin it, Carlisle. I'll go talk to him.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: Bella, Rosie is all mine.

MsFallsAlot: Shut up, you male.

HearMeRoar: Male? Is that suppose to be a threat...?

MsFallsAlot: *ignores Emmett* So if you ever want to... *suggestive wink* you know, I'm free. Plus I've got experience.

SoHawt: *shudders* No thanks. *rolls eyes* Emmett? *winks*

HearMeRoar: Oooooh yeah. I'm so getting laid.

SoHawt has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: I'm going to videotape that..... so I can make money off of it.... sex tapes.... big money.... later!

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

DrShizzle: I was worried there for a minute, I thought she was going to tape it for her own enjoyment, but then when she said selling it for money I decided it was cool.

IxFeelxYou: Yeah, way to play the cool dad.

DrShizzle: So how are you feeling?

IxFeelxYou: F*ck you.

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.

DrShizzle: What did I say? .... Oh. How ironic.

DrShizzle has left the chatroom.

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So how'd you like?

Language wasn't the best if we're on the same page, but hey I'm me, get over it.

What else can I say... oh yeah!

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I can't believe I'm posting the tenth chapter!

Thank you so much, everybody.

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:)

-Sam