PLEASE READ FOLLOWING NOTE, VERYIMPORTANT
Any guys that could possibly be reading this story, might not want to read this chapter. You can, and will be, scarred for life. As for any girls, well, sit back and be ready to laugh your butts off, because you know you love these types of reaction.
I'll just put the two Ways (yes there are two) at the bottom :) enjoy!

Fang was bored out of his mind. He couldn't think of anything else to do, so, naturally, he was watching SpongeBob with Angel, Max, and Ella.

Yes I'm watching a talking yellow sponge, deal with it. Wait…who am I talking too?…

I don't know, but its pretty funny.

Angel can you please get out of my head?

Why? Your thoughts are more interesting than this episode! Fang heard her giggle out loud and saw Max and Ella glance at her with amusement and curiosity.

Angel. Fang looked at her and gave her a look that said "I'm warning you."

Ok ok jeez. She looked at him like you're no fun and turned back to the laughing sponge.

After a two hours worth marathon of SpongeBob, Fang thought he might start ripping his hair out. Even Angel had left, getting tired of watching a sponge and a starfish go on adventures involving a squirrel, a talking crab, and some burgers. Then he remembered the things that his hair had gone through the past week and ran his hands protectively through it.

After a few minutes had past, Fang looked up at the sound of a very strange commercial. It was a tampon add. Why is this on a children's network!? Fang thought as he stared at the television in horror.

"Hey Max?" said Ella.

"Yeah?"

"Which do you prefer: tampons or liners?"

"I'd honestly go for tampons. They're easier to handle and liners are just irritating."

"Yeah I guess." The girls were quiet for a moment. Fang stared at the two, completely stunned and unable to move.

"What about you?" Max asked.

"I use both."

"Both?" Max stared at her sister with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, both."

"Why's that?"

"Ya know 'cause sometimes my period can get pretty heavy and its just easier to use both. Like a back up."

"Huh. Wouldn't have thought of that. Oh hey Fang," Max said, as if just realizing that he was still there.

Fang just stared at her, a look of complete horror clearly written all over his face.

"What's wrong?" Ella asked.

"Yeah, you look a bit pale," Max added. Fang just jumped up and sprinted from the room.

Laughter echoed in the room. Nudge, Angel, and Dr. Martinez emerged from the kitchen, having been hiding out and listening to the girl's conversation.

"Did you see his face!" said Dr. M, clutching at her sides.

"That was the most awkward and hilarious experience I have ever had!" Max continued laughing. Angel and Nudge were almost on the floor.

"I got a picture!" Nudge said, holding up the camera in victory.

After a few minutes when the laughter had died down, Dr. M asked, "So what's next?"

"Um let's see," Ella said, pulling out the notebook she had written the 50 Ways in. "We could always do numbers nine through eleven."

"OMG I love-" Angel jumped up and slapped her hand on Nudges mouth.

"Hey one of us learned how to stop her!" Ella said, a smile growing on her face.

"At least you can't hear what she's thinking," Angel said grumpily. Nudge's Hey! was muffled by Angel's hand. The girls all started to laugh again.

Meanwhile…

Fang sat on his bed, rocking back and forth, twitching and mumbling to himself, completely unaware of Iggy and Gazzy standing in the doorway. Gazzy describe to Iggy the scene he was witnessing. Iggy glanced down at him, his eyes wide.

"There is only one thing that could pull this reaction," Iggy said, placing his hand on Gazzy's shoulder.

"What's that?"

"The girls did," Iggy swallowed hard and paused. "Number twelve." Gazzy gasped in shock. "No. No they wouldn't."

"Is he mumbling too?" Iggy asked.

"Yup."

"They did number thirteen too." Iggy said. Gazzy looked at Fang, then shook his head.

"Come on Gaz, he's beyond our help." The two shook their heads as the exited the room.

12. Get into a conversation with Max about if she uses tampons or liners.

13. Say loudly that you use both because sometimes you period gets heavy.

Sorry I took so long, I'm starting to run out of ideas :/ Hope this was worth the wait!
~silver