A.N: Nothing special to say… except that remember to read the notes in the end, they´re important.
Episode 10
"Did you guys notice that Miksu didn´t bother us at all yesterday?" Usopp asked when they were eating breakfast.
"Maybe she had something more interesting to do, like some of us." Law said, turning his gaze to Nojiko and Sanji who were kissing.
"Guys, please! Not at the table!" Johnny whined. It was their third day dating, but the others still hadn´t gotten used to it.
"What are you, a kid? Don´t be so childish", Nojiko teased with a smirk.
"But they are right. Have some manners you two", Ace said. The others sweat dropped, thinking: "Is he really one to talk?"
"You aren´t the one to talk, Portgaz." Bonney said out aloud.
"What do you mean?" Ace asked, making the others laugh. Well, Nami and Vivi didn´t laugh. Nami´s face was red and she seemed angry, and Vivi´s face was just red.
"Seriously guys, what is it?" Ace asked, getting annoyed.
"Don´t worry about it, Ace." Marco said, laughing as hard as he could. Ace was about to ask again, but then he fell asleep, his face falling to his plate. And this made everyone laugh harder.
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After the breakfast everyone were in the living room, doing all kind of useless things.
"Helllooo!" Miksu cheered trough the speaker.
"Oh shit", was all Zoro had to say.
"Did the seaweed say something?" Miksu asked. Robin covered Zoro´s mouth with an extra hand before he could say anything more.
"No, he didn´t." she said with her calm and creepy smile, which made Miksu shiver.
"Well whatever. One of you need to go and get a big box from outside", Miksu told, making others complain.
"What have you planned now?" Nami asked with an annoyed sigh.
"Don´t tell me that it´s another stupid came", Kidd barked.
"No, it isn´t. Now who´s going to go get the box?" Miksu asked.
"Franky?" Robin asked, looking at her blue haired friend.
"Yes, ma'am." Franky said playfully and stood up. When he had gone to get the box, Usopp commented: "Franky sure is under a shoe."
"Yep, and it all started when we left Water 7." Zoro said, remembering how Robin had gotten Franky in to their crew.
"Yep", Usopp agreed. Then, all of sudden, he got a huge shiver running down his spine. He looked at Robin, who had a sadistic, dangerous smirk on her face.
"Did the two of you say something?" she asked with a sweet voice, but her face looked all but kind.
"No!" Usopp yelled quickly, afraid of Robin. She could be really scary sometimes…
"And what if we did?" Zoro asked with a bored tone. Usopp hit him on the head, hissing: "Don´t annoy her, idiot!"
Zoro rolled his eyes. How could Usopp still be afraid of her after all this time?
"I got the box", Franky said, coming back to the living room.
"Good. Now before you open it, I got to tell you a couple of things." Miksu told.
"Hooray", Marco said mockingly.
"Shut up, birdie. Now like I was saying, I need to tell you a couple of things. First: there´s no winner in this."
"WHAT!" everyone yelled.
"Then what´s the point?" Bonney asked.
"I was going to tell that, too. If you refuse from this, you need to spend a day with your crazy fans!" Miksu told, making everyone go pale.
"So, who´s gonna pass this thing?" when Miksu asked this, everyone were quiet.
"No one? Good. Franky, open the box." she ordered. Franky did as told and raised an eyebrow at what he saw.
"Dresses?" he asked.
"Let me see", Nami said and walked to Franky. She picked up the first dress from the box. It was a simple, light green summer dress.
"Hmmm… not really my type, but it´s okay, agues." she said after a moment of examining.
"Who said you were gonna use it?" Miksu asked.
"Then who is?" Robin asked.
"Zoro will", Miksu said bluntly.
"WHAT!" Zoro yelled and the others laughed.
"You heard me, you´ll use that dress. And all other men are going to use dresses, too." Miksu said.
"WHAT!" the men, minus Zoro, yelled.
"All of us?" Usopp asked.
"Well, not all." Miksu said, making some of the men sigh in relief.
"Sabo and Franky are going to pass. The others will use dresses", Miksu told.
"Why the hell can they pass!" Kidd yelled, pointing at Franky and Sabo.
"Why do I have a feeling that I don´t want to know?" Killer muttered under his breath.
"You said something, Killer?" Miksu asked in threading voice.
"No", Killer said. He wasn´t afraid of her or anything, he just didn´t want to start an argument.
"So why don´t they have to use dresses?" Robin asked.
"Well, this whole thing was Vampire Revan´s idea-"
"I´m gonna kill that bitch!" Kidd yelled before Miksu could finish.
"Could you let me finish, idiot!" Miksu yelled. Kidd frowned in annoyance but let her continue.
"So, first VR said that Law and Sabo shouldn´t use dresses, but then I said that Law would look better in a dress than Franky, so we agreed that Franky shouldn´t use a dress." Miksu explained.
"And thanks to heavens because of that", Yosaku commented.
"Well it´s easy to understand why anyone doesn´t want to see Franky in a dress, but why doesn´t she want to see that guy in a dress?" Usopp asked, pointing at Sabo.
"…do you want to see him in a dress?" Miksu asked. It took a moment from Usopp to realize what exactly she was saying.
"Do you think I´m a gay or something?" he yelled angrily.
"Well you do look like one", Nojiko commented, making the others laugh.
"What!" Usopp asked.
"Is it his hair?" Nami asked, making Nojiko nod.
"Hey! He got long hair, too!" Usopp yelled, pointing at Killer. Zoro was the first one to comment.
"So you like him?" he asked, laughing along with the others.
"LIKE HELL!" Usopp yelled.
"Are you guys finished yet or can that bitch continue talking?" Killer asked.
"Hey!" Miksu protested.
"Yeah, we´re finished. Go on", Nami told to Miksu.
"So, Franky doesn´t need to wear a dress because he would look terrible and VR doesn´t want Sabo to wear a dress because she thinks he´s cute." Miksu told.
"Cute? Even I´m cuter than him!" Marco thought, annoyed by the fact that he had to wear a dress.
"Hey Sabo, you have a fan girl!" Luffy laughed.
"Does that little idiot even know what a fan girl is?" Sanji thought.
"You have to go see her and give her your number!" Ace added, laughing with Luffy. Sabo´s face was deep red by now.
"Oh stop it you two, don´t pick on him!" Nami scolded, making them laugh harder.
"I pet they´re just jealous", Tashigi commented, making the others laugh.
"What! Like hell! Right, Luffy?" Ace asked from Luffy, who seemed to be deep in his thoughts.
"Hnh, maybe that´s it." he said finally.
"No it´s not!" Ace protested, hitting his little brother on the head.
"Ehem… can I continue now?" Miksu asked, getting impatient.
"Oh yeah, sorry." Luffy said.
"Okay. Now guys, go chance in to the bedroom. Sabo and Franky will stay here with the girls", Miksu told.
"Wait, so we don´t have to do anything?" Nami asked hopefully.
"Nope, you just enjoy the show." Miksu told.
"YES!" Bonney and Nojiko cheered. This was going to be fun!
"Bitch", Zoro mumbled to Miksu, walking to the bedroom. The others went after him, Ace being the one who carried the box.
"Hey Robin", Nami said, getting Robin´s attention. She went and whispered something to her, and she nodded.
"Sabo-san", Robin said with a smirk.
"Yes?"
"He´s in trouble", Franky thought, shaking his head.
"Could you go and make us some drinks?" Robin asked.
`She´s the boss´, Sabo saw Franky say. He didn´t say anything aloud because he didn´t want Robin to know.
"Yeah, sure." Sabo said. He had seen how everyone reacted to angry Robin earlier and he really didn´t want to find out why.
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Five minutes later Sabo had done drinks to everyone in the room. He served them and sat down right before the bedroom´s door opened.
"Oh my", Robin said.
"Bwahahha!" Nami and Bonney laughed.
"Oh no, this is totally worth of all this!" Tashigi yelled, laughing. Vivi covered her mouth, trying to be polite and not to laugh. Nojiko, Camie and Sabo were laughing as hard as they were able to.
"Hey Zoro, you look super stupid!" Franky laughed. Zoro was standing on the doorway, his face deep red and he was wearing the light green summer dress Nami had seen earlier.
"Shut up!" he yelled. He went to sit down on the sofa next to laughing Franky and gave him a death glare. Franky just rolled his eyes, but he was wearing sunglasses so Zoro didn´t see it.
"Well let´s continue enjoying the show", Robin said with a smirk. The next one who came out was Law. He was dressed in a pink cocktail dress.
This time anyone, not even Vivi, weren´t able to hold their laugh.
"And I… and I thought Zoro looked funny!" Nami yelled between her laughs. Law glared at them and went leaning against the wall next to the sofa. When the door opened next time, in came Sanji, tears falling from his eyes. He had a neon yellow dress on him that didn´t even reach his knees.
The girls, minus Tashigi and Bonney, felt sympathetic for Sanji and tried not to laugh. Zoro on the other hand was having the best laugh of his life. Franky was laughing so hard that he had tears in his eyes. Sabo too felt a little bad for Sanji and tried to control his laugh, but failed miserably. Law had decided to not to bay attention, he was not interested in men wearing dresses.
The next one was Johnny. He had a long, black dress that had long sleeves.
"Boring", Bonney commented.
"Well he wouldn´t look good in any outfit", Nojiko said, making the others agree with her.
"Hey!" Johnny yelled angrily.
"Knock it of Johnny, it could be worse." Zoro said. Johnny looked at him and started to laugh.
"Shut up!" Zoro yelled angrily.
The next one who came out was Yosaku. He was dressed in same way as Johnny, expect that his dress had short sleeves.
"Are you two trying to kill us to boredom?" Bonney asked. In her opinion, their dresses were pretty lame.
"Is the next one ready yet?" Robin asked.
"No!" Luffy yelled from other side of the door. Robin smirked and opened the door with an extra hand. Because of this, Luffy fell face first on to the floor.
"Ow…" Luffy whined, standing up. Everyone laughed at Luffy´s appearance. He wearied a bright red dress that went a little past his knees since he was so short. The dress had short sleeves and a black ribbon on the back.
"Stop laughing guys, it´s not that bad." Luffy said, making everyone laugh even harder. When they had recovered, Nojiko asked: "Okay, who´s next?"
The door slammed open and Killer came in, wearing a short, blue and white dress. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Shut up!" Killer yelled.
"Pet he would look good without that mask", Nojiko whispered to Vivi, who was sitting next to her. Vivi sent her an odd look.
"Aren´t you dating with Sanji?" she asked with a whisper. Nojiko frowned and started to sweat.
"Well… yeah, but I can still check on other guys, right?" Nojiko whispered back. Vivi shook her head with a sigh, this woman acted a little bit like Sanji.
Marco was the next one to come in. He was wearing a baby blue dress that went barely past his knees. It was made of silk and it was kept on by a couple of strings. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Shut up, I´m not the most ridiculous looking one here!" he yelled.
"Yes you are!" Nojiko agreed. The door opened and Usopp came in, making everyone laugh. He wearied an old fashioned, black and red dress that had huge ribbon on the back, just like Luffy had.
"Shut up!" he yelled.
"There´s only three left. Who´s next?" Camie asked. Just then the door opened and Kidd came in, wearing a light blue kimono with pink flowers. The kimono was tied with big, light green ribbon. Bonney whistled, just to annoy Kidd. The others laughed when Kidd stormed towards Bonney and started to yell at her.
"I wonder which one comes next, Coby or Fire Fist?" Tashigi mumbled. Unfortunately for her, Zoro heard it and decided to tease her a little.
"What, do you want to see Coby in a dress?" he asked with a smirk. Tashigi´s face reddened.
"Shut the hell up, Roronoa!" she yelled. When Zoro was about to say another comment, he heard Luffy yell: "Guys, look! Coby looks even more stupider than Usopp!"
All heads turned to the doorway where Coby was standing, his face redder than Luffy´s dress.
"Since when did we have a ballerina in here?" Usopp yelled, laughing along the others. Coby was wearing a bright pink ballerina outfit.
"Why do I have to be a ballerina?" he mumbled, sighing.
"Because it fits with your hair?" Franky suggested, laughing.
"Aw c´mon, don´t pick on him." Nami said, walking over to Coby. She gripped his face and turned him towards Robin.
"He looks pretty cute, right Robin?" Nami asked, winking to her friend. Robin, who was a smart woman, immediately understood what Nami was doing. She smirked and said: "Of course, that fits on him."
Coby´s face got even redder, so he quickly took Nami´s hands off of his face.
"Hey, now you´re the ones picking on him." Zoro noted. Nami just laughed.
"Okay, the last one´s Ace. I wonder what he´s wearing." when she said this, Usopp burst out laughing, earning odd looks.
"I-I don't t-think you want to see it", he explained, laughing like a crazy. Robin raised an eyebrow, muttering: "Interesting…"
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Marco sitting on the floor, looking like he would die to his laugher. Really interesting...
The door opened and Ace came in. A silence followed as everyone stared at Ace. Ace, frowning, said: "Okay, haha, get over it."
Everyone burst out laughing as Ace said this. His appearance was the weirdest one of them all: he was wearing same kind of outfit as Perona usually wore, expect that his was neon orange instead of pink.
"Hey Fire Fist, that suits you!" Bonney yelled, laughing as hard as she could. Ace frowned, but then a smirk came to his face as he got an idea. He walked to Bonney and leaned closer to her.
"Well what makes the lady like it so much?" he asked with a mocking grin. Bonney´s face turned deep red as the others started laughing. She couldn´t think of anything else to do, so she whacked Ace on the head and stomped away.
"Gee, she got angry." Ace laughed, rubbing his head.
"She sure did", Miksu commented. Everyone´s face fell.
"Oh crap, what does she want?" most of them thought in unison.
"You guys ready to hear who falls?" she asked, making everyone nod.
"So that´s what this is about", they thought.
"Okay. Yosaku: out." Miksu said simply. Yosaku blinked and then asked: "Right now?"
"Yeah", Miksu said.
"In this outfit?" he asked.
"Yeah", Miksu said again.
"Do I have to?" he asked again.
"Yeah", Miksu said, getting irritated.
"But-"
"Just get the hell out of here!" Miksu yelled, finally getting enough of Yosaku´s complaining. Yosaku yelped and ran out of the door that had already been opened.
"Okay, you guys can change in to normal clothes again. I´ll talk to you later!" with that Miksu turned off the speaker.
"That was weird", Nojiko said.
"Whatever, I´m going to change my clothes!" Zoro said, getting up. He marched to the bedroom with the other men in dresses close behind him.
"Geez, those dresses weren´t that bad." Sabo said, making Franky and the girls laugh. Robin, however, didn´t laugh. A small smile crept to her face when realization stuck her.
"This is going to be interesting…"
A.N: I already told this in the story, but I´m going to say it again: the dress thing was Vampire Revan´s idea (in other words, if you got traumas from this chapter, blame her, not me XD). And from now on I´m trying to put one day in to one episode. In other words ; the next episode will begin from the next morning. AND next time I´m going to kick two people out at the same time, so if you vote, please vote two different people.