How Dragon Ball Z: The Earthland Saga Should Have Ended (Chapters 1-8)
A/N: I apologize to HISHE and CinemaSins in advance.
Chapter 1, Frieza's Ship
"Lord Frieza, we just received word that the average Earthland power level is 100."
"Wait, what?" Frieza jerked his head toward his minion. "Really, Appule? 100? You're bullshitting me, more like 5. Taking over this planet will probably be easier than killing that Monkey Planet."
Chapter 2, Bulma's Ship
Krillin's Journal Entry #8-November 28th
I've been on this ship for about 2 weeks now. Starting to feel a little cramped; every day this place seems to be getting smaller and smaller. I've been getting extremely bored; all I have to do here is eat, sleep, go to the bathroom out of an airlock, and stare at Bulma when she walks around in her underwear. At least Gohan can look at her without seeming like a creepy pervert...I miss childhood…
"Krillin! I need help with this logic problem!" The bald monk looked over to Gohan, who was looking into a 8th grade math book.
"What's up, Gohan?"
"How many Krillin's does it take to equal a Saitama?"
Krillin paused. "How come I have the strangest feeling this is going to be offensi-"
"Wait! I got it! It's eight."
"Oh, really? That's actually less insulting than I thought it was gonna-"
"Wait, no. The eight is sideways."
Krillin: -_-
Chapter 3, Fairy Tail VS Frieza's Army
"Dodoria, what's their power levels?" Zarbon looked over to his pink-colored ally, who already was scanning them with their scouters.
"They're…" Dodoria looked at the members of Fairy Tail below him. They had odd powers; one had a golden key, two had fire and ice, one had scantily clad armor, etc. "Like, 100 each."
"Oh." Zarbon slumped his shoulders. "I was expecting more. Men, kill them all."
The whole of Fairy Tail sweat dropped. "Wait, wha-AHH!" A volley of blasts, and nothing was left.
Chapter 4, "Rage!"
"G-Gohan?!" Erza stammered. The boy she was staring at wasn't the shy, nerdy kid that he was before; instead, his eyes were filled with rage and bloodlust. Gohan's arms tensed as he screamed insults that only the smarter people in Fairy Tail could understand.
"I'M GONNA EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!"
Everyone around Gohan instantly said, "Uh, what?"
"I'M GONNA SKULL F*CK YOU!"
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Me: What? Why?!
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Me: Oh well. I apologize to all the people under the age of 13 who are reading this.
Chapter 5: "Guts and Teamwork and Titans"
After Gohan and Natsu's...murder, the guild of Fairy Tail was awkwardly silent. No one apparently wanted to talk to two people who killed a sociopathic pink alien.
"So…" Krillin suddenly broke the silence, "What now?"
"What now?" Natsu banged his flaming fists together, "We storm Frieza's place and wreck his shop!"
"Wait, what?!" Bulma fell over anime-style. "You want to attack a galactic overlord's ship with nothing but guts and idiocy?!"
Erza stepped in. "Correction: Guts and Teamwork."
Close enough. Roll Credits! *ding*
Chapter 6 & 7, Ginyu Force VS Fairy Tail
"And together we are…" Ginyu began, just as the men gathered together into an even weirder group pose.
"THE GINYU FORCE!"
"I have a question." Lucy cut in, everyone stopping to stare at the blonde. "How come we always end up against a group of weirdos, who end up leading up to the main villain?"
"Huh?" Natsu raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"Well, I mean, think about it; There was the Element Four, then Jose. We had those assassin guys, and then we fought Jellal. We had Laxus's friends, then Laxus himself. We had the Oracion Seis, and then we had Zero. Finally, we had Grimoire Heart, then Acnologia. Now, there's these Ginyu Guys, and then we're eventually going to fight Frieza. What the hell?"
"Uh...Girl…" Ginyu sighed. "You're ruining our moment right now."
"I'm just Saiyan."
Vegeta almost died inside. "OH, YOU HAD TO MAKE THAT JOKE!"
Chapter 8, Goku VS Ginyu Force
"Change...NOW!" Ginyu fired a blast at Goku, successfully switching bodies with him. "Ha! Take that, Black!"
"You called?" A portal opened up above Fiore, a dark-clothed Goku-imposter stepping out of the portal. "Jeez, that's why the Time Ring sent me here. This timeline shouldn't exist. How the hell did the Dragon Balls end up in Earthland?" He stared at the hurt Ginyu body, which by extension was the real Goku. "Dude, you were supposed to go to Namek. How the hell did this all happen? No matter. You'll all die now."
The Fairy Tail members, including Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan blinked. "Wait, wha-"
"KAMEHAMEHA!" There was no Fiore after that.
Coming: In probably a very long time (May 2017)
"Well, well...what do we have here?" A white and purple alien stepped on top of boulder overlooking the downed wizards, the fallen Namekian whom he had just murdered, a pink-haired brat with fire in his hands, a busty blonde, a half-Saiyan Brat, a Human Brat, and most importantly…
The filthy, insufferable, stubborn Saiyan garbage that had the audacity to hurt him; let alone fight him with a smile on his face!
The galactic tyrant knew one thing for certain. I'm going to make that Saiyan's life a living hell!
"Frieza!" Goku's eyes widened in horror. He had spent all of his energy charging that Spirit Bomb; the bomb that had been filled with not only Ki, but the Magic all throughout Earthland. But even so…
That monster was still alive! "I'm sorry, but if you think your little friends can defeat me, or even escape from me, then you are sadly mistaken." He pointed his finger at the bald human, the monk beginning to float above the ground.
"S-Stop it, Frieza!" Goku shouted at Frieza, almost begging for the tyrant to let Krillin go, but the monster ignored him as he brought Krillin even higher into the sky.
"Hey!" The blonde who was also there, Lucy Heartfilia, screamed at Frieza. "Let him go! What has he ever done to you?!"
"Hm…you have a point. Fine, I won't just kill him." Frieza thought for a moment, Krillin being held in place. "I'll kill you BOTH." He held his hand out to Lucy, who started hovering as well, and soon was the same height as Krillin was.
Suddenly, something in Natsu snapped. Before, he couldn't scratch the tyrant, and any hope he had of trying to defeat Frieza on his own was thrown out the window.
But when he saw Lucy get lifted from the ground, something sparked inside him. He feared the worst, and he knew damn well that if anything happened to Lucy, he would explode.
"FRIEZA, STOP IT!" Natsu roared, but Frieza only laughed.
"I hope you two aren't afraid of heights…" Frieza's hands clenched a little, causing both Lucy and Krillin to be shot into the air.
"Hehe...HAHAHA!" The tyrant laughed hysterically. I'll make them suffer for what those brats did to me!
Goku yelled out for his friend. "KRILLIN!"
Natsu did the same. "LUCY!"
Gohan cowered in fear. "Please...stop!"
Frieza clenched his hands.
Krillin and Lucy both cried out. "GOKU!", "NATSU!"
But their pleading was cut off.
Boom. Two explosions went off in the sky simultaneously, silencing any cries, any yelling, and replacing it with shock.
It was a whole minute of silence. Of tension. Of shock.
"Hm...how marvelous." Frieza then let his hand out to the Demi-Saiyan. "How about the boy next?"
Then something snapped. Two people snapped.
"You...you ruthless...heartless...bastard…" Something changed in Goku. His kind, food-loving nature had been wiped away in that moment. He recalled all the times he'd seen his friends die. Chiaotzu...Yamcha...Tien...Piccolo…
"For the Saiyans, and the Earthlanders, and all the countless, innocent people you've mercilessly slaughtered! I'll avenge everyone!"
"Hm…" The tyrant put out a pose. "I'd like to see you try, Saiyan."
And now there was Krillin.
"K-Krillin…" A young Goku froze in his spot as he saw his friend, the bald monk, lifeless on the ground. Goku had taken everything for granted in his life, and now...one of his friends was dead. He felt a power level, much higher than his own, escaping at speeds that his feet wouldn't be able to keep up with.
He knew only one way to avenge his fallen friend. "NIMBUS!"
"Hey Natsu, look! Mira just put the official Fairy Tail mark on my hand!"
"Oh, that's cool, see ya at the guild, Looney."
"THE NAME'S LUCY!"
Natsu had also taken things for granted in his life. He was a person who just ate, slept, fought, and repeated, until he meant Lucy. That girl changed my life...and now…
Goku shuddered. Krillin...he was my friend...now…
They're both gone.
Lightning struck. Clouds formed. Wind gusted.
Goku felt himself slipping. Any human thoughts he had in his mind were replaced...replaced with rage, with Saiyan instincts. With the desire to kill.
The Saiyan's hair flashed Gold.
Natsu, on the other hand, almost fell to his knees. Lucy was gone. That fact was still sinking in. He felt his eyes water, and his vision blurred with his tears.
"Don't cry Lucy, Let's save the tears for when we win."
Suddenly, Natsu's magic power surged. Flames encircled his body. Scales formed around his face and skin, making him look like a humanoid dragon. He raised his head high, and roared.
"What the hell?!" A hint of surprise came over Frieza as he witnessed Natsu transform. That looks like that form that those other Dragon Brats took the form of! Only theirs was white and black...
Still, I'm far above him. I'll dispose of the brat easily.
Then another flash of lightning right next to Frieza caught the tyrant off guard. He glanced over to Natsu, who at this point had finished screaming, but the pinkette was staring at something, with almost the same expression Frieza had.
Then something hit him. He glanced over to the Saiyan, who was slightly hunched over, arms tightened and fists clenched. Goku's hair flashed gold again.
This time, the surprise didn't leave Frieza's face. What the...what's going on, here?
"You see, Frieza…" Vegeta's voice echoed through his mind.
"N-No…" Frieza shuddered. "Don't...tell me…"
"You aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore…" All throughout Earthland, any oceans, or lakes turned turbulent, waves the size of buildings sloshing in the water, threatening to capsize any boats currently away from the docks. Fishermen all throughout the world tried to hang on as their boats fought to stay upright.
"He has risen above, and become a legend…" Every wizard throughout Fiore paused what they were doing to process the pressure they were feeling. In a floating cube above the sky, the Dark Guild known as Tartaros stopped in their tracks. Their plan to use Face now seemed like child's play. Their leader, Mard Geer, clenched his book, E.N.D. in fear. He was planning on using Face to erase all magic in the world and consume all the light in darkness, but something told him that there was going to be an impossibly large light about to be born, and there would be nothing he could do to stop it.
"The legend that you fear...the legend, that ALL tyrants like you fear!" Across Fiore, a Black Dragon opened his eyes. He looked along the horizon, and even though Acnologia couldn't see it, he could feel the immense power about to be released. It was beyond him. Far beyond him. The dragon took off to the skies, to investigate this potential threat.
Somewhat close to the battle, but not close enough to be seen, a Black Wizard watched the transformation with a pale face. All Zeref knew in his life was darkness after he tried to get his brother back. He even gave up his humanity to bring Natsu back as a demon. And now, here he was, overlooking not Natsu, but an alien from another world about to lay waste to the land. "Looks like my plan to use the Dragon Slayers to defeat Acnologia was all for naught." Zeref said to particularly no one. "It seems this new light will be the one to slay Acnologia.
"He has become…" Rocks lifted from the ground as Goku continued to growl in unbridled rage. Although the Earthlanders and Frieza couldn't see it, Goku's power was growing beyond every single being on the planet at that moment, and was now rivalling Frieza's. His hair spiked up; flashing from his regular raven black to a glittering golden hue.
A yellow lightning bolt crashed behind Goku, the bolt bright enough to catch the attention of everyone within a five kilometer radius. Then, Goku lost all control, and screamed. His hair turned into a permanent blonde golden as white light overtook the area, blinding everyone who didn't cover their eyes. When the light dissipated, Goku stood tall, a flashy yellow aura burning around him. His once black pupils were now a bright teal, and his body was few shades lighter from the light shrouding him. He turned towards the tyrant, his rage-filled eyes locked onto Frieza, who was already frozen in fear. He...he's a...
"The Legendary, SUPER SAIYAN!"
So you know how I said before that I gave up on DBZ: TES? Well, screw that. I'm going to continue writing it, and that (above) was a sneak preview of the climax. Keep in mind that I won't get to it until probably late June or July, because, y'know, I need to wrap up the school year before I can get any big projects done. Also, The Chosen Ones (By the way, these two stories won't correlate) is still going on as well, and if you are that guy who only read DBZ: TES and was disappointed that it ended halfway and was skeptical that I'd even finish The Chosen Ones, then don't worry. I'll finish both before the end of the year, I promise you.
Anyway, hope you had fun! I hope this was an okay April Fools Update...This story has a lot of technical problems, and I'd figured that today was a good day to address those issues. C'ya all later!
-SSJacen35