AN:DON'T KILL ME!

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Hermes and Demeter's reactions

Travis POV

I can't keep my calm stay inside me no longer. What if she sent me at a farm or curses me to eat just cereal forever? I have to say goody bye to bacon! A man's worst nightmare!

You probably wonder what I'm talking about. Well you see ,Katie dearest here is pregnant so we got to tell our parents. But here is the problem. My freaking mother in law is a crazy goddess of cereal and agriculture. Like loco cocoa crazy Like mental crazy! Like slender man crazy! Like Dionysus crazy!

And my wife beside me is fully calm and relaxed, no stress lines or her baby bump is making an appearance. Just being the beautiful person she has always been in my eyes.

"How do you do it?"I asked, curious.

"Do what?" She responded puzzled.

"Be so calm?" I replied, in a 'DUH' tone.

"Why not. Isn't big cheese" She shrugged as if it was nothing. BULL!

"Isn't big cheese?!What if she curses me to eat cereal forever or do farming forever or….." I panicked and let my words continue flowing out of my mouth and start pacing around like a motor boat.

"You talked with Nico before we left the house?" She raised the eyebrow at me and popped her hip.

Oops. Busted

"Maybeeeee" I said innocently.

She sighed.

"Next time try to take advice from Annabeth." She nagged me and slicked me, making this manly man yelp.

"If you say like that Kitty Kat" I remarked sarcastically.

She glared at me

"Don't. Call. Me. That!" She warned, using the finger. Not the force but the finger! BEWARE.

"Okay, okay stop looking at me like a hungry tiger." I raised my hand in surrender.

She want to say something but the "BEEP" of open door stop her. Saved by the beep.

I'm contaminating for life at the Curse of Cereal.

"My mother will not curse you!" Exclaimed Katie like she read my mind. She pushed me out of elevator. We go to the throne room and enter. My father sits on his manly throne and plays on his Iphone and lady Demeter smiles at us when we enter. I feel better. Maybe no curse.

"Hermes! Your child is here! You could pay more attention!"Said the goddess

Dad looks at us and grins ,he shoved his phone to the side enough for me to peek at what he was doing.

I looked at his phone..Fifty..okay..well I can't believe my dad is reading that. Just Eww.

"Hey Travis. Katie." He greeted us with his sociable tone.

That's one of things that I like about my father. He talk with us like we are buddies.

"So what's the news?" My curios dad said out loud.

"Well….," I looked at Katie. She nodded "Katie's…err.. pregnant. You'll be grandparents.-I mumbled quickly "- WHO WANTS PIZZA?"I said rapidly, hoping to change the subject.

Dad leaps off his seat as if his ass was on fire.

"Amazing!" He comes and hugs us "And I'd like some pizza. Pepperoni for me! What do you want?" He said innocently.

That's another thing who I like at my dad. He loves pizza.

"Hem, hem" Demeter coughed.

The three of us turn to Demeter.

Crap I forgot that she is here too.

"Pizza?" She ask "Cereal!"And she takes my father's phone

"Hey! Give me that back!"

"Keep dreaming!"

Demeter has the phone in her right hand and keep it above her head. And dad just jumps around trying to take it back like a little child, I wonder if he remembers that he could change his height.

"I want pizza!"

"And I say that you'll eat cereals!"

"Pizza"

"Cereals"

"Pizza"

"Cereals!"

Katie and I look at them like we are watching a heating game of a ping pong match.

"Give me my phone back!"

"Um….we ….may go...now if you don't mind…."

"Yes, yes..." said dad distracted probably wondering how to get his phone back.

"And don't forget to eat cereals" says Demeter with her attention on my dad's moves.

I left with Katie by my side.

"Well…at least no curse."

"Told you soo."

We smile at each other and make our way to lobby when we hear one, no two, horrible screams.

We look at each other alarmared.

"Somebody help us!" Screams two voices

Oh!

Poooooor George and Martha.

Beta Note:

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