I AM BACK WITH MORE UPDATES! HUZZAH!

Akemi: GCSEs, Swift. Gee see ess ees.

Tachi: That looks like a foreign language in text…

Akemi:…

Yes…yes it does.

Tachi: We picked the team name! The lucky person gets cookies and a demon fox fang, good for…well, looking pretty and awesome! The other authors get to hug Shadow or Akemi.

Akemi: I DON'T WANT HUGS!

Chapter 10: FILLER MODIFY!

Fanfiction Dimension

Things in the usually peaceful (if shiny stealing jackals, grumpy teenagers and Maths textbooks being thrown off the roof is normal) realm of…wherever the heck the author's house is-

"You mean to say, you don't know where your own imaginary house is?" Tachi interrupted.

HOW am I supposed to know? It hovers in another dimension in a time-space gap, which is located in the quarter of a second, in another universe, in another timeline, IN ANOTHER PLACE. So don't complain.

Anyhow, things had been stirred up quite a bit. First something unexpected happened.

Swift started watching Digimon Tamers.

*flashback*

Akemi was relaxing on the sofa, reading a book quietly.

"...it's too peaceful…something's wrong." He said to himself. Right on cue, something happened.

"DIGIMODIFY!" A female voice screamed in his ear. Akemi nearly had a heart attack, and turned around to see Swift waving some Digimon cards and a red Digivice.

"Swift…what are you doing?" He asked. Swift didn't answer. A card started hovering and spinning in the air as random music played, and Swift grabbed it, with some light glowing off her glasses…weirdly. She started doing some flashy karate moves before swiping the card through the device. Akemi just stared.

"DIGIMODIFY!" Swift yelled, dramatically slashing the card through the air. The card started glowing.

"Box of cookies, activate!" The music stopped playing and a box of cookies dropped down into Swift's hand.

"What…the…"

"Oh, I should explain. Since I like the card swiping in Digimon Tamers, I'm going to use my author powers…in the form of cards." Swift said, walking off. Akemi just stared after her. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Tachi kept a watchful eye on some chocolate cake and panicked as Reimaru rushed in to devour it.

"HEY, REIMARU! THE CAKE IS A LIE!"

The fox was about to say he didn't get the joke, but the cake exploded in his face, covering him in chocolate fudge. Tsuki came along, and facepalmed.

*end of flashback*

Yes, I know it was a long and pointless flashback. We're creating filler here, like the spicy jalapeño chicken sandwich filler (that isn't too good for your health if you eat it all the time…) so we'll pick up the story…now.

Akemi stared silently at the chaos and disorder spreading through the house. Some pancakes were stuck to the ceiling, candy floss clouds were drifting around and raining down what looked like chocolate milkshake, Tachi was acting like a feral jackal, and Tsuki was screeching like…erm, a cat.

"SWIFT!" The boy screamed. Swift sauntered in, eating a bacon flavoured ice cream.

"Yeah. Sorry about the chocolate rain and everything else. I lost a Dinosaur King card game to Discord." She explained.

"You're damned right you lost the house to discord! Look at Reimaru!" Akemi pointed at Reimaru, who had dyed his fur pink, dressed up in a frilly white tutu and was now 'gracefully' ballet dancing across the front room, kicking over the sofa as he twirled around.

"I am your butterfly! I need your protection, neo samurai!" he squealed in a high pitched voice.

"I NEED BRAIN BLEACH! THE IMAGES, THEY BURN MY MIND TO ASH!" Tsuki screamed, nearly clawing her eyes out. To make matters worse, Sammy came in playing a guitar and playing random music, while wearing sunglasses and wearing a cowboy hat.

"Shipwrecked in the sea of faces, there's a dreamy world up there…" He sang. Tsuki screamed even more, and tried to knock herself out with a copy of Breaking Dawn. Akemi glared at Swift, who shrugged, and drank some milkshake.

"Don't talk to me, talk to Discord." She said.

"WHO THE *censored for reader's safety* IS DISCORD?" Akemi yelled.

"I'm Discord." An arrogant voice said. Akemi slowly looked up to see a dragon-pony-lion-hawk-THING dragon resting on a cloud, drinking the glass of a chocolate milkshake. No, not a typo. He really was drinking the glass, slurping it even.

"Oh? I see you don't recognise me. I am the spirit of disharmony, chaos and…rugged good looks." Discord smirked, showing a long fang.

"And what the HELL are you?"

"A Draconequus. Google it." Discord took another sip of his glass.

"Do you think you could stop all the chaos, and go somewhere else? You could even spread your chaos in another room, just not here…with the breakable TV and games. Especially the games." Akemi pleaded. Discord stared hard at him.

"Okay then...Fair trade." The Draconequus flew off to find another room, returning the place back to normal. Reimaru took a look at the dress he was wearing, and shredded it to pieces, before graphically murdering a harmless chicken who was walking past. Tachi paused as she was about to tear an innocent book up, then shrugged and did it anyway. Sammy continued singing.

And Akemi looked at himself and realised he was a grey pony, with huge feathered wings, brown stripes and what looked like a small picture of Grand Theft Auto on his flank.

"I'M A FREAKING PONY!" He screamed. Swift just snapped a picture to post on the Internet.

Gaming dimension

Shadow was eyeing a whole army of Black Arms soldiers who were standing around him, holding very threatening and SHARP weapons.

"Don't try anything…" He hissed. One of the aliens turned to the guy next to him.

"Blarg, blurb?" He asked. The other alien looked around with a shifty look on his face.

"Blarg…blarg." He whispered.

"TRAITORS!" Black Doom yelled, flying down from nowhere and blasting them into nothing with a Chaos Spear. Shadow and the other aliens just stared at the smoking pile of ash, and thanked Chaos that they hadn't got Doom angry…yet.

"SHADOW. LET ME KEEP MY PROMISE, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOD SO FAR." The warlord lifted his hands dramatically to the sky…

And a pizza box dropped down in front of Shadow.

"PIZZA!" The dark hero screamed, jumping on it like he hadn't eaten for a week. Well, the action stages are long, so I'm going to assume he hadn't eaten for a week.

"SHADOW, LET ME SHARE WITH YOU A PIECE OF YOUR PAST…"

"Nom nom nom! Nom nom nom! THIS IS DELICIOUS!" Shadow cried.

"…NEVER MIND…" Black Doom sighed. He waited until Shadow had finished, and then explained the next mission.

"YOU SEE ALL THESE BUILDINGS AROUND US?" He asked. Shadow nodded.

"What about them?"

"I WANT YOU TO FIND FIVE BOMBS IN THE CITY, ACTIVATE THEM AND BLOW THIS WORTHLESS HUMAN CITY TO RUBBLE AND ASH!"

"…YAY FOR DESTROYING!" Shadow got out his chainsaw, and ran off, waving his great weapon.

"Blarg…?" One of the soldiers wondered.

"YES, OF COURSE HE'LL BE FINE. HE HASN'T YET REALISED HE'S IN THE CITY THAT HE'S BLOWING UP, BUT LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. HE CAN CHAOS CONTROL." Black Doom and his army retreated, leaving a mad Shadow to destroy the city.

Central City

"How imaginative…" Shadow mused, looking at the title.

"Don't blame me, that's what it's called in the game!"

Cue many failed attempts to activate the bombs.

Attempt No.1

"WORK! YOU STUPID THING, WORK!" Shadow kicked a giant bomb while Knuckles (who was there for side character support) watched.

"You know, the bombs deactivate after 7 minutes." He pointed out.

"How do you know?"

"Fanfiction logic."

"Oh…damn." Shadow restarted the level again.

Attempt No.2

"Just…one more bomb to get…" Shadow panted, running down the road. Then he realised he'd been going in circles the whole time. The hedgehog fell to his knees and threw a tantrum, making cracks appear in the ground.

"DAMN!"

Tachi appeared out of nowhere, and smirked.

"Oh oh…trololololol, trololololol, MUHAHAHAHA oh, trololololol oh, lol, lol, lol…" She sang, with a trollface like look on her face. Shadow glared at her, and the jackal had to duck down as a Chaos Spear nearly hit her head.

Attempt No. 3

Shadow ran through a tunnel, following suspicious signs that said, 'GIANT BOMB THIS WAY!'

He didn't see the GUN soldiers waiting for him at the other end.

"Are you SURE this will work, Bob?" One soldier asked his friend.

"Of course! The Commander came up with the plan!" His friend replied back.

"That's why I'm not sure if this idea is going to work…"

Shadow appeared out of the tunnel.

"Huh…?"

"IT'S AN AMBUSH!" The soldiers yelled, jumping on the surprised hedgehog, Shadow noticed his Hero Meter (yup, that lovely blue bar in his game) was full.

"CHAOS CONTROL!" He shouted, flying through the city at a high speed. Many people stopped and gasped as they saw a small hedgehog zooming past them with a scowl on his face, carrying a chainsaw.

And then he crashed into a wall, losing many rings.

"DAMN IT!" He screamed to the heavens. Tachi appeared again.

"You better not sing that Trololololol song, jackal…"

Tachi just grinned, and took out a yellow Digivice. Shadow sighed, and facepalmed.

"Swift gave me this thing, and some Author Power cards! So now I can use them!" Tachi explained.

"Fine, just do your thing…"

The epic music played again as the card span in the air, and Tachi grabbed it, her yellow eyes glowing strangely. She did some fancy hand signs (that MIGHT have been swearing at Shadow, but he didn't realise it) and swiped the card.

"DIGIMODIFY! Oooh, shiny lights…" She snapped out of it and continued.

"Trollface of Discord, activate!"

A huge glowing shape formed in the sky, and formed into a giant trollface, which leered down at Shadow with much smugness.

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled…" It sang loudly, as the poor hedgehog grinded his teeth in frustration. Tachi vanished, leaving the giant face hovering over Shadow.

"I HATE trolls…" He muttered.

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you've been trolled…"

"SHUT UP!" Shadow finally lost it and Chaos Blasted the whole city, taking out the annoying face at the same time. He stared out of a rather deep crater, as he looked around to see a barren wasteland.

"…Oh well, it's not like anyone wanted to sit through THAT level…it's a nightmare." He muttered, walking off.

"You've been trolled…" A quiet voice sang. Shadow glared at the sky, and walked off.

Random Nobody's Office

"The city has been destroyed…I'm a failure…" The president sighed, looking out of his window. Sammy just watched.

"Is he ALWAYS like this?" He whispered to the secretary, who nodded.

"It gets harsh sometimes. No one likes politicians these days…"

"What were the total number of casualties?" The president asked Sammy, who sweatdropped.

"It was a lot. At least there's no need to build a new school in Central City!" He said cheerfully. Crickets chirped, while a familiar tune of 'You've been trolled' played in the silence.

"4Kids." The secretary whispered to Sammy.

"What I mean to say…OF COURSE NO ONE WAS KILLED! THIS IS AFTER ALL A THREE PLUS GAME! RATED E FOR EVERYONE!"

"12+ really."

"WELL, WHO CARES IF IT WAS FOR YOUNG TEENAGERS? THE POINT IS, NO ONE WAS IN CENTRAL CITY! BECAUSE THAT'S POSSIBLE!"

"Okay…I think 4Kids has stopped listening in…"

"…Finally…did you see what they did to One Piece?" The Commander shivered at the thought of the One Piece theme song.

Now, unto the second to last stage. Because we can't find anything funny to write, we'll just say Shadow journeyed through space on the back of a Black Arms dragon (awesome) did the Matrix to avoid bullets (epic) while Black Doom watched from a comfortably safe distance. (What?)

Which brings us up to the end of the story! OR IS IT?

Fanfiction Dimension

"So, the prophesy's coming true in the next chapter…" Akemi muttered, breaking the fourth wall.

"Cool! That means…We can go to the gaming world!" Tachi cheered.

"Yup…there's one more thing to say." Reimaru added. He stood up, and looked to the fourth wall.

"GO, TEAM WRITERS RUSH!" He roared epically, shaking the house. He then turned to Swift.

"You owe me ten bowls of noodles for that OOC moment." He complained.

A filler chapter…sigh.

Tachi: Blame Guilmon and the Tamers for this!

Guilmon: Hey! That's not fair!

…Guilmon? Nah, I'm not going to even ask. In the next chapter, stuff happens, and…Holy StarClan, happy new Year of the Dragon! Apparently, it's today…or the 23rd of January, depending when you read this chapter. By the way, I was referencing to the Digimon Tamers card swipes (you know, how the Tamers swipe their cards) and I just finished watching the whole series.

And anonymous reader Shadow-I did read some of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Not all of it, though…

And I referenced to My Little Pony. Problem? *trollface*