Phantom Rider: A Ghost Rider Parody
yay!another chapter for you all to enjoy! please review! last time, Danny finally told Carrie about him being Phantom Rider. however, she doesn't believe him. so after driving off, the Enforcers come and arrest Danny, Jazz, and Timmy. what's going to happen now?
Chapter 9: Jail Break
Danny was in the police station. Sadly, Spirit was chained in the parking lot, and Timmy and Jazz are already in jail. Danny was now being questioned by Feral and another detective.
The other detective was another kat with orange fur, and blond hair. He was Lt. Commander Steele. Feral shoved a picture of the shriveled blue Lancer in front of Danny.
"You know this guy?" Feral asked, "He has two years of retirement. Never harmed a fly. In fact, he had that conditions like those other corpses since you and your bucktoothed bro and redheaded sister came home, Fenturd."
"Hey! Don't talk to Timmy and Jazz like that! Only, I diss them!" Danny yelled, "Plus, I didn't kill anybody."
Feral glared down at Danny, "Bull crud!" the big kat snapped as he towered Danny, "You're like those darn SWAT Kats. Full of trouble!"
"Don't talk about T-Bone and Razor like that!" Danny retorted.
"Okay, let's go to a different subject," Steele said. He walks to Danny and takes out a cigarette and hands one to Danny, "Want one?"
Danny shook his head. He never smoked. Steele then takes his lighter. But when he turned it on, the flame suddenly set ablaze toward Danny. He quickly shut the lighter off.
"Okay, that was weird," Danny noticed, although he did have a clue on why the flame did that.
Steele sighed as he shook his head, "Ok, forget the cigarette, look Danny...I'm not trying to help us...but Feral and I are trying to help you." He points at Danny, "We all make mistakes...and well...I guess this one just happened to be your...biggest one. And us Enforcers have to make sure you know what's right and wrong."
"Look, I know what you guys are doing," Danny tried to explain, "You're doing the bad cop and good cop routine. Bad, good, you're still good cops and I think you do a very, VERY excellent work here, in fact, when I'm done with my stunt career, I plan to be a motorcycle policemen. I'll love to help ya...but I didn't kill anybody."
The two cops couldn't believe this. Feral shook his head as he rubbed his temples while Steele raised an eyebrow...
Suddenly, Danny is being dragged toward his cell by an Enforcer, "Look, you don't understand!" Danny pleads as a villain smirked at him.
"The real killer is out there," but Danny couldn't concentrate. There's baddies in cells that makes the ghost within him wanna come out. But Danny tries to gain control of his moral form as his body tries to move close to the villains.
"Come on! Put your butt into it!" the Enforcer yelled, "Besides, you'll be joined by your sister, brother, and his weird goldfish."
They came to a cell and Danny saw to his horror that it wasn't just his family, but a whole bunch of looking bad dudes, "Just go in there!" The Enforcer kat threw him in and Danny fell to the hard concrete floor as Jazz and Timmy rushed up.
"Danny!" the sibs cried. They try to help him up, but Danny gets up, holding on the bars.
"PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!" Danny yelled. He could picture Danny Phantom about to take over...soon, VERY soon. Danny groans as the baddies smirked and stared at him.
"Danny, are you ok?" Jazz asked, frowning as Timmy glanced over to see a big guy with a black jacket.
The guy, Dash smirked, "You look like that Fenton kid."
"Yeah, everyone tells him that, now please leave us alone!" Jazz said, putting her hands on Danny's shoulders and she felt him twitch.
"No, that's Fenton. That's him boys!" Dash yelled to the others, "I saw you last time on the rodeo," Dash laughed, "I paid 10 bucks to watch you spatter...but you didn't."
Danny felt his eyes turn green and he tries to grab Dash, but Jazz stops him.
All the bad guys smiled as kid who had brown hair and green eyes, who's name was Ben frowned, "Come on, guys, leave my big bro alone!" Timmy shouted, angrily.
Dash's buddy, Kwan, looked at Danny as he tried to get them, but Jazz and Timmy were trying to stop him. "Looks like someone is tripping out. You may be famous here Fenton, but in here you're nothing but a monkey in a cage!"
"Please. I don't want any trouble," Danny said trying to fight it, but with a lot of gangsters, it was no use. "I don't want any-" then, he started to laugh, but it was an evil yet cool laugh.
"Looks like someone needs a lesson," Dash said flexing his muscles.
"Hey man, leave him alone," Ben said, trying to stop them.
"Get lost!" Dash struck Ben on the face.
Kwan grabs Timmy and Jazz away as Danny laughed. "No!" the sibs cried but Kwan punches Danny in the gut as he falls down.
"Nice jacket!" Dash smiled and he and his allies punch Danny.
Jazz and Timmy struggled to get free, while Ben sat up. Suddenly, there was a white flash, and then all the bad guys that mobbed around Danny, were thrown back. In Danny's place was none other than Danny Phantom. His eyes glow green in anger as his hands glowed green as if on fire. This caused the sprinklers to start to pour. He marched up to Dash, who rubbed his head and gasped to see the white-haired ghost boy.
Danny daggers at Dash as he picks up Dash by his jacket. Dash screams (like a girl) as the ghostly specter picked him up. Danny Phantom looked at him and looked at the shoulder of his suit, which was ripped by Dash's hard knuckles. He then looks down to Dash's leather black jacket.
"Nice jacket," Danny said, in his echo, cool voice. Dash yelps when Danny drops him. "Very nice," Danny said. He took Dash's jacket and claims it as his own.
Jazz and Timmy watch. "You know, that jacket doesn't belong to you," Jazz mentions. But Danny glared at Jazz with solid spook green eyes.
Jazz gulped as Kwan stared. Danny marched over and punched Kwan to the floor, which released Jazz and Timmy, "Awesome!" Timmy cried, "My brother is so cool!"
Danny walked over to the bars, with Jazz and Timmy following, when Danny stopped and turned to see Ben, looking very scared.
"You..." he growled pointing a finger at Ben, "...Innocent."
Ben just stared as Danny made a hole in the bars and walked off with Jazz and Timmy rushing after him. Ben fainted from fright.
Later in a church, Freakshow were there, watching...waiting...as he looked up to see windows of angels and God in there.
A priest walks in and notices Freakshow standing there.
"Forgive me my father...for I have done many sins," Freakshow stated as he turned toward the priest.
"I sinned a lot," he smiled evilly.
Later in a parking lot, Homer Simpson was walking by. But he didn't notice a green light that glowed brightly then ever on the other side and a loud neigh.
Homer gasped when DarkSpirt galloped toward him, "AGH!" Homer ducked his head as DarkSpirit jumped over him and continued to gallop onward.
Danny walked out of the Enforcer Headquarters with Jazz and Timmy.
"Are you sure we should break out of jail?" Jazz asked.
"This is so cool! I NEVER broke out of a jail before!" Timmy cheered as Danny walked up to DarkSpirit, who neighed a greeting.
"What took you so long?" DarkSpirit asked.
"A bunch of morons stopped me momentarily," Danny answered when an Enforcer she-kat by the name of Felina came rushing up.
"Hold it!" she yelled.
"Danny! Look out!" Jazz cried, as Danny turned around.
But Felina struck Danny on the face with her baton.
She waited, as Danny turned back toward her. She stared as he rubbed his face and glared at her. He shook his head and said, "Don't even think about it..." Felina gulped and she backed up as Danny got on DarkSpirit; Jazz and Timmy got on too and they started to gallop away.
"My uncle is NOT going to like this..." Felina whispered.
"Danny, you should try to fight it. I mean, you're breaking the rules and the police are on you," Jazz cried, trying to reason with him, "Don't you think it's bad?"
But Danny replied with a crackle of laughter as they galloped through the night.
Back at the Chruch, Freakshow was walking up to the priest, "Where's the Reality Gauntlet of San Toongenza!" Freakshow demanded.
"I don't know what you're talking about," The Priest answered, who was shivering from both the cold and fear.
"Don't lie to me!" Freakshow yelled, "You're been protecting this church for years! Sworn to secrecy!"
The Priest gulped as he said, "Yes, to keep a secret from you!"
The candles start to dim. "You know what they say," Freakshow said, "Raised more devils no more...but my father rose TOO many." The Priest started to pray...praying for his last. Freakshow smirks as he rose up his Crystal Staff.
The police ran into their cars. Feral found out that Danny and his family escaped prison and he's willing to get his paws on him.
The Enforcer cars started to follow the galloping horse, "Danny! We're being chased! I knew we shouldn't have breaking out of that jail!" Jazz cried.
"What do we do?" Timmy asked. But Danny ignored them. What matters is...to find Freakshow and his ghostly allies.
DarkSpirit neighed and rode to the bridge.
The police were after them, so DarkSpirit rode on the top of the bridge's railings. Jazz yiped and held to Danny and Timmy.
Feral got out his car and shouted, "Surround them! They can't get away!"
The Enforcers obeyed, but Danny just smirked, "Hope you're ready to get a little wet," Danny stated.
"What...?" Jazz's eyes widen, "Oh no...You're not..."
Timmy looked down and realized as he looked at the river. "I know what you're thinking!" he yelled, "No! Don't do it! Don't-"
Danny ignored them both and galloped DarkSpirit to jump and they flew downward as Feral and the Enforcers watched in shock. The group crashed into the water as the Enforcers down above watched, wondering if they all drowned.
But they were wrong, the river was bubbling and DarkSpirit and Danny appeared out of the river with Jazz and Timmy all wet.
Danny laughed as he gave Feral a challenge smirk before riding off in the water with Jazz and Timmy coughing the water.
Back at Freakshow with Lydia and Vortex, they turned at the sound of galloping, "He's coming for us..." Lydia whispered.
"Vortex," Freakshow smirked at the wind ghost, "You know what to do..."
"You got it..." Vortex flew off while Freakshow and Lydia continued to walk to their destination.
Soon, Danny was running finding a ghost to search for. "Cosmo, Wanda, can't you do something to stop Danny?" Jazz asked.
"Sorry sweetie, we fairies can't stop ghosts, or Ghost Riders," Wanda said, "We don't interfere. And if you should have listened to me, this could have never..."
"Nag, nag, nag! Stop yelling at me!" Cosmo yelled as Poof giggled, when there was s gust whistling through Danny's ear.
Suddenly, Vortex arrives and hits Danny, knocking him, Jazz, and Timmy out.
DarkSpirit neighed as he reared on his hind legs while Danny quickly got to his feet.
Danny suddenly saw a figure of Vortex, "Try and catch me, Phantom Rider!" Vortex challenged and started to fly off.
"After him, DarkSpirit," Danny ordered. DarkSpirit neighed as he and Danny raced off against Vortex. But he forgot someone or somebody else...
"Danny! Wait!" Jazz cried, as she tried to rush after him.
"Yeah! Don't forget us!" Timmy shouted.
But they didn't hear him as DarkSpirit was too fast.
Danny continued to gallop DarkSpirit after Vortex who just laughed in mockery. An Enforcer car fell behind the rider. Danny glanced back to see the car and glared up ahead of him.
"I've got the suspects in my sight," the Enforcer kat said in his radio.
"He's about to hit a dead end, you got him," the radio called.
"Roger that!" The Enforcer answered.
As Vortex flew upward, Danny kicked DarkSpirit in the rear, and the ghost mustang started to gallop upward on the building. The Enforcer had to screech to a halt to avoid crashing.
"Where's the suspects?" the radio called.
"Up!" The Enforcer answered, not quite believing it.
"Up?" the radio repeated.
"The suspects are going up!"
Danny and DarkSpirit were galloping up like they were running on the ground. The gravity didn't seem to affect them. As they gallop upwards, DarkSpirit's hooves were leaving burning holes in the windows.
A man was washing windows. As he turned to put his (whatever it's called) in the water, Danny and DarkSpirit galloped upwards, leaving the burning holes in the window. Since, the man was listening to music, he didn't hear them gallop by. He just turned and saw the holes in the window. He stared wondering where they came from...
In the Krusty Towers hotel, Carrie was packing her things in her suitcase. She looked at the dress which was what she wore when she meet Danny for the first time in 4 years.
She shook her head, "Some date that was...I think it goes on the record on the worst date EVER," Carrie sarcastically stated and put in her suitcase; she turned and saw something black and white figure galloping up a building across from Krusty Towers hotel. She gasped.
"Oh my gosh..." she spoke.
DarkSpirit finally arrives and reaches the top of the building. Danny still held to the horse. "Rider..." he heard Vortex said with a chuckle. Suddenly, a helicopter arrived and shred its light onto Danny.
The police and the SWAT team, and every other team in the law have cornered the building. Timmy and Jazz ran to the building when the police are. They gasped. "They're gonna get us if they see us!" Jazz cried.
"I wish we had some disguises!" Timmy yelled.
Cosmo and Wanda held up their wands and Jazz and Timmy ended up just wearing sunglasses and jackets, "You call THESE disguises?!" Jazz snapped.
"Only idiots like those police can fall for this trick," Wanda winked.
"Poof poof!" Poof giggled.
And Wanda was right, the Enforcers didn't do anything when the group walked up to the building.
"I wonder who would know it's us in these disguises?" Timmy wondered.
"Timmy? Jazz?" a voice asked.
The kids gasped and turned to see...Carrie. "Carrie?!" Jazz and Timmy both chorused.
"Just what is going on?! And where's Danny?!" Carrie demanded, "Unless what you said is true and he's up there right now with his mustang..."
Jazz and Timmy stared and glanced down as Carrie frowned, "You mean...its true...? What you guys told me earlier?" Carrie questioned, looking from Jazz to Timmy.
"Well..." Timmy was saying but they heard the loud helicopter.
Back at the top of the building, Danny took out his chain and swung it around. "Hee-yaw!" he yelled and lashed his chain at the helicopter.
The Enforcer inside gasped and tried to fly away, but very surprising, Danny was really strong! He started to pull the helicopter toward him and he shouted, "Come here!"
"No!" The Enforcer cried, trying to pull away.
"You're pissing me off!" Danny shouted, angrily.
"Okay! Okay! Sorry!" the kat cried.
Danny then started to swing the helicopter and he let go. The Enforcer steered his helicopter away and started to fly off.
The police are still there, waiting and wanting to know what was happening at the top. Carrie, Timmy, and Jazz watched also. Feral came up and glanced over at Carrie, not noticing Jazz and Timmy. Carrie quirked an eyebrow at the Commander before glancing back up. Feral followed suit.
Danny back on the building saw Vortex who laughed evilly, "You could have joined us, Rider! You and your mustang!"
Danny didn't listen as he marched toward Vortex. "Soon, we will have the Gauntlet and you'll only be a footnote in the history of the new Ghost Zone!" Vortex yelled.
Danny grabbed Vortex. "Time to clean the air," the Rider told him.
Vortex only laughed as he turned into air and flew away from him, "You can't hold or catch air, Rider!" Vortex laughed.
Danny took his chain and lashed it but it phased through Vortex. Vortex laughed. But then Danny smirked and clutched his chain as it was consumed with ghostly fire.
Danny took his chain and threw it at Vortex, and started to spin it around Vortex, who was confused when he realized what the rider was doing, "NOO!!" Vortex cried, trying to get free, but Danny continued to spin the chain and Vortex was consumed by the flames.
The chain spun a tornado as it sucked Vortex and destroyed him.
Once Vortex was gone...Danny put the chain back around his chest and walked over to DarkSpirit. He got on the mustang and started to gallop toward the edge.
DarkSpirit leaped out of the building and Danny uses his chain to put DarkSpirit in place as the mustang galloped into on the building. Everyone gasped and stared as the ghost and ghost horse galloped downwards. Carrie covered her mouth with her hands, while Jazz did the same and Timmy stated, "That would be SO cool if it wasn't going to kill my brother!"
Suddenly, once Danny and DarkSpirit were near the ground, both landed hard, causing the concrete sidewalk to crumble slightly. Dust shot from the place they landed, and everyone near that spot had to cover their faces from the dust and pieces of concrete.
The dust cleared to stop Danny on top of DarkSpirit. Carrie gasped as Timmy, Jazz, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.
Danny just sat on DarkSpirit when he glanced over, straight at Carrie. He looked into her golden brown eyes with his glowing green eyes, and Carrie knew that he and his siblings were telling the truth after all, "Danny..." Carrie whispered as Danny got off of DarkSpirit.
Danny's eyes stop glowing as his eyes seemed normal but still green. Jazz and Timmy are puzzled at the Rider's new behavior. The Rider acted like he knew Carrie. Carrie felt frightened but walked toward him.
But the police aim their guns at Danny. "Prepare to fire!" Feral ordered.
Carrie stopped walking and glanced back over at Danny. He had a concerned look on his face as he lifted his white-gloved hand toward her.
"Fire!" Feral shouted.
"NOO!!" Carrie cried.
"DON'T!!" Jazz yelled.
"WAIT!!" Timmy shouted. But it was too late.
The Enforcers started firing on Danny and DarkSpirit. However, both just turned intangible before the bullets can hit them. Feral lifted his paw to cease the fire. And Carrie, Jazz, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasped as Danny's eyes turned back to glowing green with anger.
The police were in shocked that Danny survived. His eyes flared and created a binding white light around him.
Carrie, Jazz, and Timmy were able to cover their eyes, but the light temporary blinded Feral and the Enforcers.
Once the light died down, Danny got on DarkSpirit and started to ride off. Carrie, Jazz, and Timmy watched, all both slightly shocked at what just happened.
Carrie couldn't believe it and couldn't believe herself. She could guess of what she saw...it explains it all. He WAS telling the truth and she should have believed him.
But at the top of another building, there were two figures...Freakshow and Lydia. They had saw what happened between Danny Phantom and Carrie. "Now we know his weakness," Freakshow noticed and smirked evilly.