To The Dark Side
What if when Quinn joined the Skanks, she wasn't alone? What if she showed Rachel, Santana and Brittany the light and they joined her. What if more people joined them? Would Glee and McKinley survive?
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. It belongs to Ryan Murphy and FOX. Any band names and songs mentioned belong to their respective owners.
A/N: From now on New Directions will be displayed as ND and New Meaning will be displayed as NM.
Chapter 10: Dodge ball
Morning dawned and the occupants of the Berry awoke in various ways, Hiram, Leroy and Shelby awoke like they would normally do, they brushed their teeth, had a shower, got changed and went downstairs to have their coffee and breakfast. Shelby awoke Beth, who seemed to enjoy seeing a new person and took her down so that she could be fed. The girls however were a different cattle of fish, firstly Brittany awoke and dove on her girlfriend, whose shriek awoke Quinn who in-turn woke Rachel who shouted for quiet. This therefore caused all four girls to move to get up, move to Rachel's window and light up their cigarettes. Once they had finished smoking, they each took turns using Rachel's bathroom and then eventually they got changed into their outfits for their dodge ball war with ND later that day. The outfits consisted of black leggings for all four of them, black skirts for Quinn and Rachel, white ones for Brittany and Santana, then skin tight tops in different colours with black leather jackets over the top of them. They then finished their dodge ball outfits with black and white bandana's in their hair to show off their new found badassness.
They made their way downstairs and were greeted by a squeal and a chorus of "Mummy, Mamma, Bwitt and Tana" from Beth and a general hello from everyone else at the breakfast table. They discussed the upcoming dodge ball game with ND with Shelby and she agreed to it with the condition that if their group wins, she gets to gloat to the whole school how good her glee club is and that she gets to take them out after school for a celebratory meal. They agree with her and leave soon after so that they can get more cigarettes and maybe some booze so that they can slip it into the water that the ND will drink before the game.
They arrived at school late and knew that they had Spanish with Mr Schuester, so they made sure they dumped their recently bought booze in the water tub ND were using and then casually strolled into his room. Upon arriving in the room they made their way to the back of the room and sat at their now usual desks and glared at the board. Will however was not fazed by his now ex-star students and immediately quizzed them. To his surprise they got each question right, and upon seeing his face the rest of NM burst out laughing at their leaders superior knowledge of Spanish without even bothering to attend the lesson.
This didn't go un noticed by ND leader Finn and he immediately sent Santana and Quinn a death glare and mouthed if they were up for the dodge ball game later on, they answered with a nod and then laughed at the now scowling Finn, who had been shouted at for not paying attention to the board. The lesson ended with Mr Schue giving the girls a lecture on being late for his class, but he ultimately let them go wishing them look in the dodge ball game later on.
Seeing as the dodge ball game was after lunch and they had no lessons after the Spanish class. NM went back to the gymnasium and added more alcohol that Puck had liberated from his mum's liquor cabinet to ND water tub and then went in search of the bleachers where the four girls could make out, and where Puck, Sugar, Kurt and Blaine could discuss what songs they were going to practice in their glee club after school. After a good half hour of making out and then discussing song selections for practice, the group then discussed dodge ball tactics, with Quinn being the most vocal saying that Finn was her target due to his continuous attempts at trying to woo Rachel. Santana said that Artie was hers due to her catching him trying to look up Brittany's skirt in Spanish. Puck, Blaine, Kurt and Sugar all said that they didn't care, although Puck did say that if he hit Mercedes it would be a bonus. Rachel just said that Tina and Mike were her targets because of the way that they have insulted her and Quinn and how they never seem to be punished for it.
With their dodge ball plan in mind, they made their way to the cafeteria for a quick lunch, which turned out to be even shorter than even they wanted due to there being a food poisoning outbreak meaning that it was closed until further notice. This seemed to make Rachel oddly very happy and when she told the rest of NM why she was happy they were too. It seemed that having no food would make the ND hungry, so they would drink the water to try and offset the hunger, therefore meaning that they would get drunk quicker meaning that they would lose quicker. A win-win situation for NM.
At one thirty NM made their way to a packed gymnasium to go to war with ND. Upon their arrival they saw both glee club teachers shake hands and then shake the hand of Sue Sylvester, who it appeared was the referee. They then made their way over to their side of the court and huddled around Shelby who then informed them that if they won, Will would be her man servant for a week and would allow NM to miss his class for the same length of time. This pleased the group to no end, and upon seeing ND stagger around, their smiles got even bigger. Oh yes they would win this match easily Puck thought.
An easy win was a simple way to describe what happened, Tina, Mike and Artie were permanently taken out by Rachel and Santana early one with a combo that wouldn't look out of place in a sci-fi film. Mercedes was taken out by Puck and Blaine and Kurt dealt with a new member of ND with a dodge ball to her face, breaking her nose in the process. At the end of it all that was left was Finn, who was currently singing to himself probably Hit Me with Your Best Shot. Quinn upon hearing this burst out laughing and sang Misery Business by Paramore, making sure that she changed all references to females to males so that the song would fit Finn. She then lined all her team up and ordered them to take aim at the now terrified boy and let their dodge balls go. The balls hit Finn in a variety of places ranging from his now re-broken nose to his previously recovered manhood, although Brittany and Santana's shots of one nipple each made everyone laugh.
After Finn fell over crying for his Mummy, Rachel approached the crying boy and whispered in his ear.
"Just shows that Quinn has bigger balls than you, and she doesn't have any. You are Pathetic."
NM then walked out of the hall with the sound of Sue's laugh and Shelby's s cheer and brag that Will was now her man servant ringing in their ears. Oh Yes life as a rebel really is good.
A/N: Dodge ball episode done. Not sure when the next glee episode reference will be put in, but oh well. Hope you enjoyed it and review.
T-REX06