HI RUSSIA,
I wanted to know, is it odd I'm not scared of you? Because I know most people are, but I don't get why. Oh, ya, you'd love the comment I had in gym.
I'm full of murderous intent today. Someone give me a gun. I'm out for blood.
I'm strong and all, but I HATE PE. I can lift about 40 lbs. more than my weight.
Bye for now,
Shadow
(Come to think of it, I might not be scared of you because I was raised around a couple Russians... Hmmmmm...)
Dear Shadow,
I'm not at all surprised that you have not fear for me. I am not mean, I just want whole world being friends with Russia! Then we could be having vodka and beef stroganoff every day!
I'm not very sure why you insist on having gun…but you should be careful of that, da? Eh, 'murderous intent' will only lead you to depression and anxiety and before you know it all the people you know are starving on the streets and are restless and want to overthrow you because they complain system is not fair—
…not, that I would know.
That's an impressive show of strength. And da, reasoning of being around Russians equaling you not be scared of me makes sense.
Signed,
Ivan~