~Baby Daddy~
By- ByaRukifan
Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything!
"What's going on in here?" Byakuya asked walking into the room with Rukia in his arms, cutting Ichigo off in mid-sentence.
"Bya-Wait, what is that?" Ichigo asked Byakuya as he saw the baby in his arms.
Renji hit Ichigo on the head. "It's a baby you moron."
"I know that! I just want to know who the kid belongs to. It couldn't be him." Ichigo said pointing to Byakuya.
Byakuya mentally rolled his eyes at Ichigo's stupidity. Byakuya was a little surprised that Ichigo couldn't tell that the baby was Rukia. The hair in her face was kind of a dead give away if you ask him.
"Seriously...what's with the baby?" Ichigo asked. Confused on why Shinigami would take babies on a mission.
"Don't you remember me saying that Captain Kuchiki was preoccupied with something?" Renji asked.
"Yeah..."
"Well, this is it." Renji said gesturing his hand towards Byakuya and Rukia, who was ignoring the current conversation and busy playing with Byakuya's hair.
"Ohhhh." Ichigo said. "So what's the kids name?"
Byakuya mentally rolled his eyes again. It seemed Ichigo wouldn't understand until someone just told him out loud. "Rukia." Byakuya answered in his usual icy tone.
"Huh?" Ichigo asked. Still very....very confused. Renji just quietly started to bang his head against the table. Kisuke, Ukitake, Kiyone, and Sentaro just watched in amusement at the conversation.
"Ichigo you're such an idiot..." Renji said sitting up straight.
"No I'm not!" Ichigo said angrily.
"Yes...Yes you are....Anyone could clearly see that that kid IS Rukia..." Renji said with a sigh.
"Wait...what!? You mean.....Rukia...That kid....same...That kid IS Rukia?!" Ichigo asked finally understanding everything.
"Yes! Finally you get it....I was beginning to think you were more of an idiot than I originally thought you were..." Renji said before taking a sip of his tea.
"Okay....Another question.....HOW!?"
"Geez...Not so loud...We can hear you...the whole World of The Living can hear you..."
"Sorry....But seriously.....How?" Ichigo asked Renji.
"It's kind of hard to explain if you weren't there....so...Captain Kuchiki, you mind answering that one?" Renji asked turning towards Byakuya who had finally sat down at the table.
Byakuya suppressed an angry sigh. He really didn't feel like explaining anything to Kurosaki. He really didn't feel like talking much at all.
"Well...?" Ichigo asked impatiently.
"ByaBya need to tawk more!" Rukia said to Byakuya with a happy giggle.
"Rukia and I went out training, but we happened to be training near the 12th Division...There was an explosion from one of their experiments and we got caught in the explosion. I wasn't effected but Rukia was." Byakuya answered in an icy manner. The only reason he answered was because he really wanted to avoid getting any of his hair pulled out by Rukia. She may be a baby, but she had one hell of a strong grip.
"Wow...Rukia has you whipped." Ichigo commented.
Byakuya then gave Ichigo one of his most iciest glares he had ever given anyone.
"Woah...easy...don't bite my head off." Ichigo said to putting up his hands in a defensive manner.
"You kind of asked for it, Ichigo." Renji commented before taking another sip of tea.
Ichigo didn't bother replying. So he started to try to come up with some better conversation or some more questions. "Okay...How long is Rukia going to be like that?"
Renji just shrugged his shoulders. "Not sure. No one is really."
"Okay...Does she understand everything anyone says?"
"Of course. She isn't stupid..." Renji answered.
"But she's just a baby. How can she possible understand what anyone one of us are saying?"
"This is Captain Kurotsuchi doing....Since when have any of his experiments...or in this case, experiments gone wrong, been normal?"
"Good point..." Ichigo agreed.
"Yeah...." Renji said in a bored manner.
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After a short while Byakuya was getting annoyed and tired of hearing Ichigo's constant questions. So he decided to go back to his room where maybe he could get some peace and quiet.
"What wrong wit ByaBya?" Rukia asked as Byakuya sat down and leaned his back against the wall with Rukia still in his arms.
"Nothing. I just needed some quiet time."
"Okie, den Wookia will be qwiet." She said giving him a friendly smile.
"No, you're fine. It's Kurosaki and Abarai's constant bickering that gets on my nerves." Byakuya replied.
"Oh...Okie." Rukia happily.
Byakuya was about to reply back, but before he could Ichigo and Renji busted into the room.
"Why the hell did you just leave like that?!" Ichigo asked in an angry tone.
"Geez Ichigo, You don't have to be so rude..." Renji commented.
"I was rude?! He left in the middle of a conversation!" Ichigo said motioning he hand towards Byakuya.
"He doesn't need permission to leave, Ichigo..." Renji said, but Ichigo ignored him.
"...Whatever..." Ichigo said as he turned around to leave, but right before he walked out the door, the sound of a hollows pained cry was heard.
To Be Continued...
I Had Writers Block after I typed Rukia saying "Oh...Okie." And So One Of My Friends Helped me Out. If It Wasn't for her It might have taken a whole lot longer for this chapter to be completed.
Oh, And I Hope That Kurotsuchi Thing Sort Of Answered Why Rukia Is Able To Understand Almost Anything That's Going On And...Stuff...Idk. :P
And I'm Not Really Sure If I'm Going To Put Pairings In This Fic Or Not. I Don't Think I Will Though, Simply Because Different Fans Like Different Pairings And I Don't Want To Disappoint Anyone. :D
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