The goshts got their phones out and were ready to start pretending I was a nerd. Ok there was only one thing to do, destroy all the satellites of internet and phone connection. I would have to give up internet and totally phone 5evar, but it was worth it. I was ready to make a big sacrifice. I am megelieemrbina, so shooting an arrow high enough to destorr the satellites wosent difficuelt! The goghsts internet went out! Uh oh, they totally looked at me angerly. Their eyes glowed red, the colour of angry. I ran away, I'm really fast because I'm Megeliermabeina and I'm good at everything. I ran into a dark room, I saw a suit of designer armour! It looked nice, it was a pretty shade of brown with some gold on it. I totally tried to put it on but it fell off. Only a hair of the septim blood could wear it. OH MY TOTALLY NINE DIVINES, I AM MEGELRIEIMEABEINRNA, HOW DARE AN OUTFIT REFUSE TO BE WORN BY ME! A FASHEN OUTSIGITE!1 I was so mad, I punched the designer amour in the face. Then I remembered I had to get the relic so I put it in my hambag, It dident weigh anything because it was a quest item.

Then I wanted to take a selfie, I grabbed out my phone and took a beautifuk selfie, whoch I was rdy to uplowd on fb and get 200 likes, then I rememberd that I destrored the satellites. I wos about to burp into tears, then I remember that my perfect mascara mite get runed. But it wos worth evry1 suffering wifot intarnet so I dident get rumors spread about me. I ran all the way back to cloud ruler templar. When I got there evry1 looked angery.

"I got the relick of tiger woods! " I said.

"Megerlieermabina, I totally saw you get rid of all the saturnlights!" said my bestie Caroline

"Whyat?" I asked, pretending I dident no wot she was talking abowt.

"YOU GOTTED RID OF THE INTERNET AND OF PHONES!" caroline grabbed her pink flip phone becos in 2006 only cool kids had flop phines.

"well I had to or else the ghosts would spread lake rumeres about me." Lake Rumere is the lake around the impereal city.

"I don't care, ur not moar important enough that we shudent have internet.

"EXCUSE ME I AM MEGERLIEMERBAINA! HOW DARE YOU SAY IM NOT MORE IMPORTENT THAN EVERY1 ELSE COMBINED BECOS I TOTES AM!"

"megeleirmebarina you are not more important than everyone combine harvester, pls fix the satellites."

"ummmm how about NO. Enn-OH. " I spieled the word out becos they were probs too dumb to undersand. "then they will put rumours about me on fb that im a nerd!"

I saw a poster, it said MEGERLIEMERBINA CALETAERINAUMBERINERALA (that's my exotic last name, its an imperial one) IS A TOTAL NERD. SHE PLAYS NERDY GAMES LIKE THE ELDAR SCRAWLS 3 MIRRORWIND, WERLD OF EARCRAFT,, LORD OF THE RINGS, DUNGENS AND DREGENS, HER FAVRIT HOBBY IS REEDING AND SHE IS A TOAL NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!'

"see emgerlieb? Even wifout fb we can still spread roomers about you."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COOD YOU?"

'if you restore intarnet to the wurld, we will get rid of the rumors," sed martin semptim.

"FIEN! BUT THIS IS BALCKMAIL!1"

I ran off angerly. I wos cryin cos every1 weas bein men and ganging up on me. My mascara wos ruined but I dident care. I cucent beliv ppl were being meen to me, megeleirmerima. I wos so upset that I accidentally ran into some1. I didnt apolgiise becos im megerliemebrina and don't need to apopajise.

"hi megerliemebrina," said a voice, it sounded like a scratch it was really werid. It was Amkatutbhazeekzil! He was a dremora, which is like an eval demon. I also dated him for 30 seconds wunce. "are you ok?" he arksed.

"no, everyone is making me bring back the internet and are spreading mean rumours that im a nerd." I tearfullied.

"that's sad to hear, well I don't care that the inertent is gorn becos I nevar used it lol."

"I MISS FAECOOK!" I cried.

"megelrimeeiba its 2006 facebook hasent been invented yet."

"omf I need a time machine like dr who. Omg don't tell anyone I watch dr who, that's totes nerdy!"

"its ok I wont tell anyone, ok how are we gonna bring back the intentness?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" I whaled.
"its ok, megelrienegaimafbfiena, we'll find a weigh!" he was postiiviity.

Amkatutbhazeekzil started casting a magical spell. Suddenly a satellite appeared, it was broken. I got a repair hammer and fixed it, YAY THE INTERNET WAS SAVED.
I wented back to cloud ruler temple. Eveyr1 was celebrating becos I had saved the day as usual because I am megerlieramberina. We had a party with alocohol becos we are cool kids.

THEN A GRATE OBLIVIEN G8 OPANED!1 IT WAS RLY BIG A GIANT MACHINE CAME OUT MAKING FUNNY NOISES! IT WAS SO SCARY. But I am Megerliermabina, so I was brave and ran into the portel! When I was there I saw a big tower and it was connected to lots of big towers, I knew I had to find the sigil styone before the world got blown up. I ran into the tower and saw a mirror, I saw how bad my mascara had bin ruined. I nearly fainted but I couldent, not when a time limit! So I ran dtamticialy into the towar, I hat to be BRAEV!