X More Things Zack Shouldn't Do Again
91. Stare at a pencil for an hour for no reason
"What are you doing now Zack?"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"Staring at a pencil for no apparent reason"
"Exactly"
"But why?"
"I don't really know..."
92. Mess with Sephiroth's hair
Zack had really crossed the line this time. One night he had once again snuk into Sephiroth's apartment, and braided the SOLDIER's hair while he was asleep, but that wasn't all. He tied it with a bright neon pink ribbon he had found, and in the girliest bow he could...Then actually glued it on.
When morning came, Angeal found a rather angry looking Sephiroth standing outside their door with his sword already drawn waiting for Zack.
"Where is he?" he demanded.
Unfortunately for him Zack had conveniently left for a mission out of town, but Angeal knew that one of these days Sephiroth was going to snap, go insane, and try and kill Zack...
93. Try and balance a person on your head.
Zack failed miserably, and was pretty sure he broke something.
94. Dress in a moogle suit. stand in one place like a British soldier without moving.
A few people passing by stopped and stared for a moment, and a lot of Midgar tourists took pictures and posted them online. Zack of course tagged himself in them when he could.
95 Decapitate barbie dolls. put a speaker in the heads, plant them in random spots, and say "why ken why?" when people walk by.
And that's how Zack found out that Genesis was afraid of Barbies.
96. Say "That's what she said" whenever someone makes a comment.
"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess. We seek it thus, and take to the sky. Ripples form on the water's surface. The wandering soul knows no rest."
"That's what she said" Zack replied pointing at Sephiroth when Genesis was done reciting LOVELESS.
"Excuse me?" Sephiroth said with a glare.
"Well you DO kind of look like a girl..."
Angeal slowly began to back away not wanting to be near Zack, while Genesis just sat there with a bowl of popcorn.
97. Do the robot while you walk.
It actually proved to be quite challenging, but he eventually mastered it, and moved on to something more advanced: Doing the robot while he fought.
98. Blackmail someone into doing something for you.
"No way!"
"Oh come on Cloud! He's not even in there right now!"
"I don't care! Going into Sephiroth's office is suicidal enough, but taking Masamune is asking to be killed five times over!"
Zack sighed, but he knew one way he could convince Cloud to do this for him.
"Well alright, I guess I'll just upload these on my facebook then" he said pulling out the pictures from the day he and Cloud cross dressed, but only Cloud was in them.
"You wouldn't" Cloud said now completely pale.
"I'll tag you too"
With that Cloud quickly dashed into Sephiroth's office.
"Works every time..." Zack said to himself.
99. Crawl on your stomach and eat milkweed to imitate an inch work.
"Are you sure he's not on drugs?" Genesis asked Angeal as they watched Zack crawl on by.
"Sometimes I wonder..."
100. Come up with a list of a hundred things to do when you're bored
"Are you done yet?" Angeal asked Zack.
"Nope" Zack said while smirking.
Angeal groaned, and began hitting his head on the wall.
Author's Notes
Whoo I made it to 100! And it's all thanks to you guys! If none of you had reviewed and given me suggestions and ideas I would probably only be on chapter 4, so thank you ^_^
91:Victoria Valentine
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