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Ch. 10

Hannah Abbott

Dolores Umbridge was told by Amelia that she was fired. The former undersecretary was also fired from Hogwarts and ordered to pack up her stuff and leave.

'That brat will be sorry he ever ruined my life,' thought Umbridge angrily. 'He's been nothing but a pain in my arse!'

When the evil toad of a woman opened the door to her office (in the defence classroom) and walked in, she found that a trapdoor spell had been cast. The trapdoor opened up and caused the former undersecretary to fall through and slide on some kind of slide. She slid off and fell into a pile of dirt (in some kind of cave), which didn't please her (seeing that her cardigan outfit was now covered in clods of dirt). Umbridge got up and brushed herself off to remove the dirt from her outfit, then she saw a Hufflepuff student with blonde pigtails. Dolores knew that this was Hannah Abbott and that she was Susan's best friend. Hannah had her arms crossed and she was giving the former undersecretary a nasty glare.

"What made you think you could make many of us write sentences with a blood quill, you evil toad?" growled Hannah. "You knew damn well that it was illegal and you made Harry use one the most out of any other student!"

"If that brat hadn't been telling lies, he wou…" Umbridge tried defending her actions.

"He wasn't lying," snapped Hannah. "Minister Fudge saw Voldemort with his own eyes!"

"Potter confunded Cornelius," Umbridge claimed. "I know he did, he just…"

"I wouldn't do that, Umbitch," snarled Harry as soon as he stepped in front of Umbridge, pointing a finger in her face. "You keep making assumptions and acting overconfident instead of asking for the facts! That resulted in you getting dragged away by the angry centaurs!"

"You will respect me, Potter," growled Umbridge. "I'm…"

"Respect is earned, not given," Harry retorted. "Given your treatment towards me all year, you never had my respect. Especially when you voted to have me unjustly convicted at my near kangaroo court hearing. You even bragged about sending those dementors to me!"

"Now you will be getting your dues, Umbitch," said Hannah with glee. "Start preparing for it, won't you!"

Umbridge could only watch with widened eyes as Hannah cast a charm, that conjured up some vines. Then Harry cast a sticking charm on Umbridge's feet to ensure she couldn't escape (even if the toad tried to take her shoes off). Then the vines started snapping like a bullwhip, making Umbridge gulp nervously. Harry and Hannah started grinning mischievously when the vines got ready. Then each one started whacking Umbridge in the tushie, making her scream in terror. Harry and Hannah started laughing, even harder every time Umbridge got whacked. The two fifth years ignored Umbridge's cries for mercy (since she never gave mercy to any student). After a seemingly-eternal five minutes, the vines stopped snapping the evil toad. She covered her tushie in pain while her eyes were squeezed tight.

"Well done, toad," said Harry with mock praise. "Now you can leave through that exit over there!"

He pointed to the exit once Umbridge opened her eyes. As fast as possible, she got up and walked down the walkway of the cave. In the second room, she saw hundreds of mandrakes turning their attention to her. Harry and Hannah appeared in the room not long after Umbridge arrived.

"We ain't done with you," stated Hannah before the toad could ask. "The mandrakes have a cool surprise for you!"

This made Dolores foolishly believe that it was bound to be a reward. Harry and Hannah grinned mischievously as they put on earmuffs and made sure they were secure. Then Hannah clapped her hands twice, signalling the mandrakes to begin their 'surprise.' They all started crying in their high pitched tones, forcing Umbridge into closing her ears and once again, squeezing her eyes shut tightly. Harry and Hannah laughed even harder when the mandrakes continued crying while they also started slamming their arms into the ground repeatedly, like toddlers throwing tantrums. Then Harry and Hannah walked into the next room while the mandrakes continued their crying. After another seeming-eternal five minutes, the crying stopped and Umbridge opened her ears and eyes. Upon walking into the next room, the toad saw Harry and Hannah (who were now without earmuffs) leaning against a tree. Then some huge mushroom-like plants started leaping toward the undersecretary.

"Oh come now, Umbitch," taunted Harry when the toad tried to leave the room. "The leaping toadstools wanna have some fun with you, too!"

"Yeah, since you prevented many of us from having fun," sneered Hannah. "We ain't allowing you to leave until the toadstools have had their fun with you!"

The leaping toadstools jumped toward Umbridge (with the biggest one scooping her up on top of it). Then it started jumping to toss the toad into the air, allowing the other leaping toadstools to take turns doing the same. This resulted in the former undersecretary getting dizzy while Harry and Hannah laughed and pointed. When the leaping toadstools were finished, Umbridge found herself unable to get up and walk around properly. The next room Umbridge went into had some sort of pit, but then some sort of spell knocked her into it and made her fall fifteen feet. Umbridge saw that she had no way of getting out, even apparating wouldn't have worked since the cave was still within the castle wards. The evil toad of a woman looked up and saw Harry and Hannah mock waving at her.

"Well, well," sneered Harry. "Looks like you got yourself in too deep, Umbitch!"

"Oh, such a shame," said Hannah in mock sympathy. "It looks like you'll never see daylight again!"

Umbridge wondered what that meant, but then realized it when she saw a countless number of flesh eating slugs slithering toward her. Now the former undersecretary was utterly terrified, she started screaming like a banshee. Harry and Hannah laughed once more as they were transported back to the outside of the castle entrance.

"Well, my sweet lady," said Harry as he looked into Hannah's eyes. "What shall we do now as another way of celebrating Umbitch's permanent downfall?"

"Well, lunchtime isn't for another hour and a half," said Hannah. "Maybe a walk around the woods to pass the time."

"Sounds good," said Harry. "Enjoying nature's beauty is always a wonderful thing to do!"

"It sure is, my handsome man!" agreed Hannah.

So she and Harry started walking into the woods, hand in hand and smiling at each other. Back in the escape-proof pit, Umbridge was so covered in the slime from the slugs that she eventually succumbed to the effects.

The End!

Author's note: Please let me know in a review vote who you'd like to see Harry paired with in the next one shot. Again, prank ideas are always appreciated!