I have no words for the pairing that I was forced to write.
"Sirius, this is absolutely disgusting," Hermione hissed, eyeing the couple that were sitting opposite them in the small diner that they'd chosen to visit. Her boyfriend was sitting beside her, a smug smile resting on his lips and his eyes lit with amusement.
"I think it's adorable," he countered, looking at the way Ron's eyes seemed to be stuck on the female witch beside him.
"I think you're mad. How could you ever think this is a good idea?" Sirius sighed and rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
"They're happy, Hermione." Hermione looked over at her best friend and couldn't deny that there was something in his smile. "He's happy with her, why can't you let him have that?"
"Because I can never like her!" Sirius tried to contain his laughter and chose to distract his girlfriend with strawberries. Luckily, her love for the fruit grabbed her attention quickly and he was thankful, because it meant that she missed the moment where Ron shoved his tongue down Rita Skeeter's throat. Such an odd couple.
Word Count: 177
Written for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, October Halloween Bingo - Ron/Rita pairing prompt.